Did you ever squatlift when you were younger?

[Balladeer08]

It gives you really big, strong thighs!

I remember once.... no, wait. That was someone else.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It gives you really big, strong thighs!

I remember once.... no, wait. That was someone else.

I find it hard to believe that people lift really heavy stuff just for fun.

 

[Aquagal]

I took weightlifting in high school. I was the only girl in the class. Loved it!

 

[Balladeer08]

I find it hard to believe that people lift really heavy stuff just for fun.

Well, here's the reason:

Lifting the hard weights makes it possible to lift the soft weights.

And THAT is where the fun is.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Well, here's the reason:

Lifting the hard weights makes it possible to lift the soft weights.

And THAT is where the fun is.

A gallon of ice cream weighs about 4.5 pounds whether it's on the inside or the outside.

 

[tactful]

Leg presses with your back on the floor, same shit less back strain.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Love those strong rounded thighs on a female.

 

[Tryharder62]

Bad things happen when I squat!

 

[Bobarino74]

Leg presses with your back on the floor, same shit less back strain.

Smith machine squats back stays vertical and burns like a mother

 

[rosco rathbone]

Leg presses with your back on the floor, same shit less back strain.

I thought the whole-body workout of stabilizing your balance was the main benefit of real squats.

 

[sufisaint]

Back in the day my personal best was 590 lbs and parallel to floor...today it would crush me...all that cartilage is gone now

 

[rosco rathbone]

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Back in the day my personal best was 590 lbs and parallel to floor...today it would crush me...all that cartilage is gone now

 

[LongDrySpell]

My dad used to hold the state record for 15-year-olds (in 1965, mind you). Now he can't get through a night without leg cramps.

 

[tactful]

I thought the whole-body workout of stabilizing your balance was the main benefit of real squats.

In deed it does, but "strong thighs" was the main subject, or so it seemed, myself, I'm a wing man.

 

[dougsan]

I did a couple of years of dedicated lifting when I was in my 20s. Dead weights were the symbol of strength when I was a kid -- there were very few "machines" and even fewer users of same. I had a good trainer and bulked up quickly. Then I failed my annual physical -- super strong but no endurance.

So I took up jogging (not running, was never fast). Ran three miles Mon - Fri and 10 miles Sat - Sun. Loved jogging and was planning to run Boston until I had a mild heart attack. Not caused by running but scared the shit out of me so I quit running and started fucking.

In time I became quite the swordsman, conquering all women who came along. At my peak I was ripping off 3 and 4 bitches a day. What a gate I developed. Look out, major player coming through! Then I met HER. She claimed to be straight but I knew she as at least Bi.

We locked arms in her bed and worked on each other for what seemed an hour. I blew and she didn't! Was I losing my tough? Next day we go again. Same outcome. Third day, failed again. Fourth day, failed again. My stamina was erroding with each failure until it happened, premature ejaculation two days in a row. She jumped up and declared herself the victor.

A few days later I moved into this monastary and declared myself celibate. I am no longer lifting weights, jogging or fucking. I am not the man I believed I could be. I am normal, and damn being normal is a lousy way to live.

None of the above is true. Hope you enjoyed it a little bit.