Did ya miss me?

Calamity Jane

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I'm back from vacation. Once we got there, we had an amazing, wonderful time. My horse behaved herself as well as can be expected, and i spent between 6 and 8 hours a day riding. The rest of the time was spent around the campfire drinking, or swimming in the cold river.

We were supposed to leave Friday morning, but the paperwork on my husband's horse hadn't arrived yet, so departure was postponed until it could be faxed from the State Lab on Monday. Lucky for us, we didn't leave then, because on Friday night, my friend called and said she couldn't go. The transmission on the truck she was borrowing had gone out, and she had no way to get there.

So, I left Kansas City about noon on Saturday, and drove to St Louis. Picked up her and her horse, and drove home again. That's a long ass day.

We left Monday morning, loaded up my husband's horse here at home, and drove a mile to the stable where my horse, my best friend's horse, and a horse I was transporting most of the way to our destination were waiting for us. My husband's horse decided that the trailer was HERS and no one alse was getting in there with her. Fine. We unloaded her, loaded my horse, my friend's horse, and re-loaded my husband's horse. I wanted the 4th horse in the back of the trailer, since she was being unloaded between home and our final destination.

The guy who owns this horse promised me that she'd load ok. Liar. My husband's horse (Heidi) was still insisting that no one could come into the trailer behind her. So I'm standing in the trailer, trying to convince this horse that she wants to go in, while heidi kicks at her, and only manages to connect with my knee. Nice.

So, we unloaded heidi again, fought the other horse into the trailer, and re-loaded heidi. Finally, an hour behind schedule, we're on our way.

The trip was pretty uneventful, until we were about 5 miles from the drop off point for the mare I was transporting. Apparently, a cigarette thrown out the window of a moving vehicle can get swept down between the bed and the rear window, causing a fire to start in the hay. I almost wish I had pictures of myself, my husband, and my friend throwing flaming bales of hay onto the highway.

Once the fire was out, and everything had been checked over, we drove on, delivered the horse without incident, and made it to our destination about 8 hours after leaving home.

Thankfully, the trip home was completely uneventful! We took lots of pictures, and as soon as I have prints, I may post some. It's a beautiful area down there.

What did I miss around here?
 
nice to know you had a wonderful trip and im looking forward to the pictures :)

nothing at all happened here we were waiting till you got back :)
 
Heck ya I missed ya!

Glad you had a great time.

You missed nothing...



yeah right
 
Of course I missed you.

You should have had my heeler. Horses get wise quickly.
 
You were most definitely missed. I missed you.

You missed me being horny. That's about it.
 
patient1 said:
Of course I missed you.

You should have had my heeler. Horses get wise quickly.

Oh, what I wouldn't have given to have a dog to load that dumbass horse for me. Instead, I had three collies and an Australian shepard trying to herd her away from the trailer.

Ah well, he was paying me to drive her somewhere I was going anyway, so I suppose I shouldn't complain.
 
For back round purposes I recommend you read, but don't ressurect Marxist's "Sensetive men of Lit" & KM's "So you just made a total asshole of yourself on the boards..." That skirmish ended this weekend.
 
Collies are great stock dogs, except that if you yell at them when they screw up, they retire & never work for you again.
 
Hooray! You're back!

I got a good chuckle over the hay story. Want to play with a little fire, Scarecrow?
 
*Waves* Welcome back. *Grins.*

And no, nothing fantastically exciting was missed, minus Ruby's new AV and a few little arguments.
 
You were gone? :eek: ;)

Let's see.. while you were away.. They added stories to Lit (hehehe);) (well maybe they were already there and I just noticed them :D)

Yes, I missed you. Glad you had fun on your trip..

:)
 
That sounds like it was a lovely vacation. I am glad you had such a wonderful time. Glad to have you back. :)
 
Sounds great, PCG!

It sounds like a much needed break. You seem so up beat!

*hugs*

Yep, you were missed.
 
Welcome back PCG!

The only news I can report I just was told myself

Dilly and riff are getting hitched.
And then going out to troll for women on their wedding night.
I am thinking that they will need two suites at the hotel.
I'm coordinating the balchelor party and I do hope you can attend!
:)
 
pagancowgirl said:


What did I miss around here?
riff got engaged.
cymbidia's joined the convent.
laurel's eating like a horse.
REDWAVE's spouting horseshit.
 
OK, one of those isn't true, but I can't just hand it to ya on a silver platter.
 
HELL YES that damn horse kept me up all night screaming. The brown outs didn't help either. But how ever your bed is comfy :D
 
Nomad4112000 said:
HELL YES that damn horse kept me up all night screaming. The brown outs didn't help either. But how ever your bed is comfy :D

You try being 11 1/2 months pregnant darlin, you'd be screaming too.

And yeah, my bed is wonderful, but you and the lil woman need to buy me new sheets. :p
 
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