Lauren Hynde
Hitched
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2002
- Posts
- 21,061
Ah. Ok, just checking.cloudy said:
Did I catch someone?
- Thread starter mismused
- Start date
Lauren Hynde
Hitched
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2002
- Posts
- 21,061
What about in the water around the United States?ABSTRUSE said:
Lauren Hynde
Hitched
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2002
- Posts
- 21,061
Wuss.CharleyH said:
Last edited:
cloudy
Alabama Slammer
- Joined
- Mar 23, 2004
- Posts
- 37,997
ABSTRUSE said:Really, it's not like he didn't have the balls.....
That reminded me of something.....
We have horses (you guys know that), and I didn't realize until a couple of years ago that you can load a non-cooperative stud-horse on a trailer just by pulling his tail up between his legs and tugging.
Works every time.
Lauren Hynde
Hitched
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2002
- Posts
- 21,061
Why would you want a stud-horse on a trailer?
ABSTRUSE
Cirque du Freak
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2003
- Posts
- 50,094
cloudy said:That reminded me of something.....
We have horses (you guys know that), and I didn't realize until a couple of years ago that you can load a non-cooperative stud-horse on a trailer just by pulling his tail up between his legs and tugging.
Works every time.
I'll have to try that on my husband.
Lauren Hynde
Hitched
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2002
- Posts
- 21,061
Seeing that the strongest underwater current is 6mph, that's a better chance than being attacked by sharks.CharleyH said:
Lauren Hynde
Hitched
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2002
- Posts
- 21,061
Opium if it's an African bee. Speed isn't that popular there.Liar said:
raphy
Dum Vivimus, Vivamus
- Joined
- Jul 21, 2003
- Posts
- 4,257
SavgeWolf said:
Sorry ladies, just thought this deserved a response. Now, normally, I don't bother to descend to this level, but I figured I might wake wolfie up to a few things.
Yo, jarhead, we tradin' real life shit now? You want some real life credentials - Here ya go.
For the record, I'm a married 30 year old ex full-contact martial arts tournament fighter with the trophies and medals to prove it. I've studied Ju Jitsu, Muay Thai, Kickboxing and trained with the British national/olympic Tae Kwon Do team. I've been a bouncer, a ganger and I'm ex-air force. I used to play ring-around-the-roses with the SAS in Aldershot when I lived in Guildford. Those boys are tough. Fun, but tough.
I grew up in a city that had the highest domestic violence rating in Western Europe and I spent my teenage years in more street fights than you've seen black eyes. I spent years kicking the shit out of wife beaters and abusers and stepping on the toes of all the local drug lords.
No, I ain't scared of you. You sound like the bullies that I used to leave missing teeth back home.
You ain't the only badass on the internet, daddy-o.
Thing is, I think the difference between you and I is that I'm not here looking for a fight. I never look for a fight. But I don't ever run away from one. A much smarter man than I once said "Never start a fight... But always finish it".. And trust me, I do. But no, I'm not looking for one. This is the internet, remember. Like one of the ladies said - If you're posting on the internet, then by definition you are 'hiding behind a computer screen'... See what I mean?
You see, you and your 'living at home in your mom and dad's basement' couldn't be further from the truth. I'm granting you the benefit of honesty here. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that you're telling the truth. I hope you do me the courtesy of the same belief. Because I am, but I can't prove it to you. And normally, I'm more than happy to let people believe whatever the fuck they want to believe about me and my 'real life', and I'm sure that this is going to be seen as chest-puffing and dick-waving.
And it's still all bullshit, man. All this posturing and 'look at me, look at me'.. I just wonder what exactly it's trying to achieve... Are you *really* trying to make someone scared of you, physically, over the internet?
See, that ain't never gonna work.
Firstly, and obviously, you picked the wrong boy. *wry shrug* You'd probably have had better luck if you *had* found one of those geeks that live in their parents' basements.
Secondly, you don't know who I am, or where I live. So even if I was physically intimidated by you, I'd have nothing to be scared of. Like I said earlier, this isn't Hollywood and you aren't Kevin Smith. You can't turn up at my house and physically threaten me, unless I give you the address.
See, you can't win a war on the internet. It's a war of words, and there's *always* more words to come back with. It's frustrating. Trust me, I know this. When I first joined the internet when I was in college about 10 years ago, I got into a lot of internet fights, and I let them affect me. I used to wish that I knew where those jerks live, so that I could go kick the shit out of them, because, like you, I'm very confident in my physicality and my ability to kick the ever-lovin' shit out of a stereotypical overweight twinkie-stuffing computer geek.
Now, I ain't trying to sound patronizing or condescending, but you sound like me, back then. Trying to back up my words with 'real life' shit, and on the internet, especially towards a computer geek that's very used to the kind of flaming that happens on the internet, those words mean nothing, and the real life shit means nothing.
Insults, threats, all that stuff.. it's all bullshit on the internet, man. You keep letting it affect you, wind you up, you're gonna end up bursting a blood vessel from the pressure. Let it slide over you, because it Don't Mean Shit.
Can you see that?
Why did I post all that crap, when normally, I don't bother? Well, you and I ain't so different, friend. You came into the thread defending Sarahhh. I guess she's your friend. You're defending a friend. I respect that. I'm defending my friends. And you know what? I didn't even read the start of this thread. I could care less what the fuck Sarahhh and everyone else are arguing about. I doubt they even know anymore.
If you still wanna fight me, I'm not running. But honestly? I vote we leave 'em to it and go out for a beer.
Similar threads
