Did I catch someone?

[CharleyH]

Well I guess that's what you get when you live in a mis-informed backwards country.


Did you know, btw,
The world camel population is close to 19 million.

I counted 250 myself.

Um, I think those were beavers, love. I helped you.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Proper piece of info: Germany has the second largest cinema-going population after America.

Is that per capita or in absolute figures?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Um, I think those were beavers, love. I helped you.

Before the fur trade had started in Canada, it was estimated that there were over 6 million beavers.

I'll let that speak for itself.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Did you know, btw,
The world camel population is close to 19 million.

If you put all the earthworms in the world on one plate and all the rest of the animals on the other - whales, elephants, rhinoceros, every last one of them - the scale will tilt to the worms.

Beat that!

 

[sarahhh]

Wolfie's Fan Club

Oh, that sounds awesome.

So Colleen told you about her "conversion" 'eh? The Wolfie does have his ways. I hear she's begging him to stalk her now, after getting a taste of Wolfie one-eyed wonder worm.

And I see the phony fluffers who said they were leaving this thread have likewise joined Wolfie's Fan Club. Must have been his last few oozing with testosterone posts.

Gang bang gang bang gang bang gang bang gang bang gang bang gang bang.

I just hope the gang banging phony fluffers can pause in their worship of Wolfie and distortion and disruption long enough to answer a few questions.

So Lauren, which of all your identities is your favorite?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you put all the earthworms in the world on one plate and all the rest of the animals on the other - whales, elephants, rhinoceros, every last one of them - the scale will tilt to the worms.

Beat that!

In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a fifty pound rock. More than twenty people witnessed the ceremony.

I wonder where they were registered? I bet she called him...Rocky

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by ABSTRUSE

I wonder where they were registered? I bet she called him...Rocky

*snicker*

 

[CharleyH]

Living across street from a Primary school is not fun!

God, those kids are loud. I don't recall EVER screaming like that in grade 1. Can any of you Americans spare a gun?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

In 1976, a Los Angeles secretary named Jannene Swift officially married a fifty pound rock. More than twenty people witnessed the ceremony.

Were they sober, though?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Did anyone just hear a whine somewhere? Must have been the brats outside.

God, those kids are loud. Can any of you Americans spare a gun?

what kind do you want? I thought you had one for picking off squirrels? or do you just stare them down these days

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Were they sober, though?

It was after a soccer match.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

God, those kids are loud. Can any of you Americans spare a gun?

I hear there are just about as many guns in Canada as there is in US. Just not as many complete wackos.

 

[cloudy]

I hear there are just about as many guns in Canada as there is in US. Just not as many complete wackos.

Awww, c'mon! Be fair to our northern neighbors!

There are just as many whackos there!

 

[CharleyH]

what kind do you want? I thought you had one for picking off squirrels? or do you just stare them down these days

The squirrels have attitude - the god damn things think they own the deck! Honestly, they sun bathe and stare me down until I leave.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Awww, c'mon! Be fair to our northern neighbors!

There are just as many whackos there!

I know of one.....

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Awww, c'mon! Be fair to our northern neighbors!

There are just as many whackos there!

Squirrels don't count.

 

[CharleyH]

I hear there are just about as many guns in Canada as there is in US. Just not as many complete wackos.

No, not complete

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The squirrels have attitude - the god damn things think they own the deck! Honestly, they sun bathe and stare me down until I leave.

Is this one of them?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Is that a WWII German army helmet?

 

[cloudy]

Hey ya'll, did you know that Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables?

Broccoli, anyone?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hey ya'll, did you know that Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables?

Broccoli, anyone?

Fear of what vegetables doing what?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is that a WWII German army helmet?

Army surplus bargain, those damn squirrels.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey ya'll, did you know that Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables?

Broccoli, anyone?

Does this mean I can't chase you with a cucumber?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Does this mean I can't chase you with a cucumber?

Did she put her name on the list?

 

[cloudy]

Did she put her name on the list?

Right after yours.