Did I catch someone?

sarahhh said:
The queen hag and the no-shag skags lusted after Wolfie, a/k/a Eugene O'neill Jr.

Moo moo. And the sheep had a cow.

Ah, shit, Sarahhhhhh, thanks! I haven't laughed that damned hard in a long time!
 
I'd like to....

I'd like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to hold it in my arms and keep it company
I'd like to see the world for once
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills "Ah, peace throughout the land"

I'd like to teach the world to sing (that the world sings today)
In perfect harmony

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony

Id like to build the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves

~ R W (Coca-Cola's are on me) ;)

The New Seekers
 
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I Wish You Peace...

I wish you peace when the cold winds blow
Warmed by the fire's glow
I wish you comfort in the, the lonely time
And arms to hold you when you ache inside

I wish you hope when things are going bad
Kind words when times are sad
I wish you shelter from the, the raging wind
Cooling waters at the fever's end

I wish you peace when times are hard
The light to guide you through the dark
And when storms are high and your, your dreams are low

I wish you the strength to let love grow on,
I wish you the strength to let love flow,

I wish you peace when times are hard
A light to guide you through the dark
And when storms are high and your, you dreams are low
I wish you the strength to let let grown on,
I wish you the strength to let love flow,
I wish you the strength to let love glow on
I wish you the strength to let love go on.

~ R W

Eagles
 
What a Wonderful World...

I see trees of green , red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world

The colours of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shakin' hands, sayin' "How do you do?"
They're really saying "I love you"

I hear babies cryin', I watch them grow
They'll learn much more than I'll ever know
And I think to myself, what a wonderful world
Yes, I think to myself, what a wonderful world

Oh yeah

~ R W

Louis Armstrong
 
Why...

Well they took me home in the back of a checker cab
After somebody took a chair cross the back of my head
My mama said bring him on in
And when they told her where I'd been she said
Why can't people just get along

Well mama never said a word as she patched my head
I figured she wasn't happy with me gettin' her out of bed
I said mama I hope you ain't mad
She said come on we're going back hey
Why can't people just get along

Why can't people just get along
What a world it would be
If we could all just have fun
'Cause it don't do nobody right
When it comes down to a fight hey
Why can't people just get along

Now when I got trouble ain't no one I'd rather have
Than my mama next to me with a broken bottle in her hand
She went in swingin' and when she got through
Everybody saw her point of view she said
Why can't people just get along

Why can't people just get along
What a world it would be
If we could all just have fun
'Cause it don't do nobody right
When it comes down to a fight hey
Why can't people just get along

Well now things don't always run smooth in a honky tonk
And some nights somebody's gonna rub somebody wrong
And in those isolated incidents
We all lose our common sense hey
Why can't people just get along

Why can't people just get along
What a world it would be
If we could all just have fun
'Cause it don't do nobody right
When it comes down to a fight hey
Why can't people just get along

~ R W

David Lee Murphy
 
Jesus Christ Almighty!!!!....Get a life you all!!!!

Skimming through the postings...Fuck! How do I knock-knock on so many wooden heads while remembering what I'm knocking on each specific head for....oh well...didn't get the name "savage" for nothing....

First knock knock....in descending order...
Clouded Brain...shut the fuck up...The Queen rag did not say "leave your doggie bitch dish and yap your mouth!" Obedience training....it caused the witch a load of green backs to train you to be her good little lap dog! Remember your training. Just lick Laurens feet till she calls on you.

Second knock knock....
Minsue (aka Mindy Kany)....ya didn't mention me so I'll be nice.....but you got on the knock knock list for missing my last post, where I mentioned their little one votes also. Evil little bitches, with nothing better to do than fluff each other, voting ones on anyone or anything that threatens their little writings (the same serious oh so deep thoughts that show up under 'gushing women' ads), as well as on anyone who disagree or show how few brain cells they have. I'm getting the impression Lauren and her gang are a bunch of 'literate' broadway street whores...a vote of five gets you laid...a vote of four gets you a blow job...a vote of three gets you a hand job....etc....

Third knock knock....
Obtuse...oops....I mean Abstruse....I guess they both mean the same. See my comment to Clouded Brain, it fits you too.

Fourth knock knock....
Liar...admirable how you dance around the side lines like a poodle wearing a pink tutu....ya got to admire a person that dances around a line drawn...not quite stepping on it because either they have a yellow streak up their back or they want to get laid by one of the queen rag's hags. Pick a side or, as I said to clouded brain, "shut - the - fuck - up." I said that slow for you so you could let it sink in at a speed your brain can handle.

Fifth knock knock....
"raphy"...(sounds like one of my daughters 'pokey men' characters)....move out of your mom and dads basement. The only woman your gonna lay there is the cross-dressing Liar, which is to say your future lover is a transsexual. By the way...pick a more suitable real picture, you may wish to suck off "Kid Rock"...and maybe you even pray some day the "Kid" will get his "rocks" off in your ass....but either way, you know you don't look like him and it ain't gonna happen till you quit your job at the gas station and start earning real money to get a "pad" away from "mom and dad."

Sixth knock knock....
Tattletalelou....see Clouded Brains knock knock

...( God damn! Am I cursed or what!? So many ass kissing idiots and so little time, I'm forced to send them to someone else's "knock knock!" This whole crowd has got to be southern inbred cousins!)...

Seventh knock knock....
Sourgrapes(beat me) Sarahh.....the Sarahhh wannabe....try Midol honey...and visit a shrink...tell him you want to work on your "self-respect" issues....don't forget to tell him how much you miss your daddy and how you learned to love his spankings. The key to freedom, honey, is forgiving your parents...when you do this you grow to be a 'healthy' individual adult without the need to be beat or punished. Why do I even mention this to you??? You are probably getting wet from my belittling you! It's what your into! (somebody should really slap up your mom and dad...obviously they did something wrong...it's not all your fault babe.)

Eighth knock knock....
Colon....oops....I mean Colleen....
I read your stories honey. Not sure what man turned you into a dyke....but give it another chance. As I said to Lauren...say what you want about me...it doesn't matter...talk about my Doe again and I assure you your misery will become my third devotion next to loving Doe and being a father to our Lil' Jamie Starlight. Count on it babe, keep your mouth shut about them or I WILL cause you some serious regrets.

Ninth knock knock....
to whomever (you all blend in together as Lauren's pets) wished to "inform" me about witches because of my little "Macbeth" skit....you need a life even more so then Lauren and her groupies....matter of fact...don't even try to find a life...just take your own now. A gun. A razor blade. A closed garage with the car running...any one of them will end your confusion. (I'm an agnostic you dumb bitch....get a clue! Macbeth is a fucking play written by Shakespeare! DO YOU HAVE EVEN TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER?)

Tenth knock knock....
anyone else not on this list of knock knocks...see Clouded Brains "knock knock."

.....whew....all that after a shift at work (work...it's something you earn real money doing...it's NOT sitting at a computer, at
a literary porn site, fooling yourself into believing your a writer. Remember my original post here??? WORK=PAY..DELUSION=WELFARE) Get a fucking clue!

As always,
SavgeWolf

:devil: :cool:

P.S.
Sarahhh sweetheart...have peace honey...enjoy the fact your about to be the only "real" published writer in all of Literotica, don't waste your time with these "dregs" of society...they're all leeches (leeches suck blood, and I'm sure most of the gals suffering "writers illusion" here are being supported by those of us earning a paycheck...gotta be on welfare to stay home and post "shit" all day....as for (and I say this loosely) the guys....thank god for mom and dads....at least they can support them till they die, we only have to foot the bill after that.

P.S.S. Lauren honey....no one who gets on my shit list ever gets off it. I'm glue. Don't fuck with the "puppy." I'll be with you till the end...just like "AIDS" are with raphy and Liar till their end.
 
You know... if everyone but Sarahhh, Deborah and the Wolf just stopped coming here and posting (me included) and just gave it the attention it really deserves (zippo), this thread would just die the slow ugly death it deserves.

The original author has long since quit posting here and moved on to bigger and better things, so why can't the rest of us?

Hell, I know for me it's the macabre fascination that makes people rubberneck at train wrecks and car crashes, looking for body parts and gore - just wondering how much lower this thread can go?

Isn't it obvious that a couple of the participants really don't care what anyone does or says, they're bound and determined to ride that runaway train until the end. And if one thing doesn't set off a flurry of "I'm so offended posts" they'll just post something more inflamatory until they do?

In any case, after I hit the send button, I'm gonna take my own advice and ignore this thread. time for the rubbernecking to end and get back to doing something productive, like fondling the maid or flogging the horny little slut next door.

Because, you know? After everything is said and done, it just doesn't matter!
 
Re: Jesus Christ Almighty!!!!....Get a life you all!!!!

SavgeWolf said:
Fourth knock knock....
Liar...admirable how you dance around the side lines like a poodle wearing a pink tutu....ya got to admire a person that dances around a line drawn...not quite stepping on it because either they have a yellow streak up their back or they want to get laid by one of the queen rag's hags. Pick a side or, as I said to clouded brain, "shut - the - fuck - up." I said that slow for you so you could let it sink in at a speed your brain can handle.
Oh, am I too subltle for you, Woof Woof? I picked sides long ago, right about when you went into raving lunatic asshole mode. If you haven't noticed that, you are much thicker than I have given you credit for.

#L

ps. I'd love to get laid by one of the queen rag's hags.
pps. Or the queen rag.
ppps. Or raphy.
pppps. But you are perfectly safe, I'd only fuck a real man.
 
Lighten_Up_People said:
You know... if everyone but Sarahhh, Deborah and the Wolf just stopped coming here and posting (me included) and just gave it the attention it really deserves (zippo), this thread would just die the slow ugly death it deserves.
Yeah, you're probably right. But I'm having so much fun with it. However, if the sensible ones consent to strangle this, I'll go have my fun somewhere else. :rose:

#L
 
Re: Jesus Christ Almighty!!!!....Get a life you all!!!!

SavgeWolf said:
Skimming through the postings...Fuck! How do I knock-knock on so many wooden heads while remembering what I'm knocking on each specific head for....oh well...didn't get the name "savage" for nothing....

First knock knock....in descending order...
Clouded Brain...shut the fuck up...The Queen rag did not say "leave your doggie bitch dish and yap your mouth!" Obedience training....it caused the witch a load of green backs to train you to be her good little lap dog! Remember your training. Just lick Laurens feet till she calls on you.

Second knock knock....
Minsue (aka Mindy Kany)....ya didn't mention me so I'll be nice.....but you got on the knock knock list for missing my last post, where I mentioned their little one votes also. Evil little bitches, with nothing better to do than fluff each other, voting ones on anyone or anything that threatens their little writings (the same serious oh so deep thoughts that show up under 'gushing women' ads), as well as on anyone who disagree or show how few brain cells they have. I'm getting the impression Lauren and her gang are a bunch of 'literate' broadway street whores...a vote of five gets you laid...a vote of four gets you a blow job...a vote of three gets you a hand job....etc....

Third knock knock....
Obtuse...oops....I mean Abstruse....I guess they both mean the same. See my comment to Clouded Brain, it fits you too.

Fourth knock knock....
Liar...admirable how you dance around the side lines like a poodle wearing a pink tutu....ya got to admire a person that dances around a line drawn...not quite stepping on it because either they have a yellow streak up their back or they want to get laid by one of the queen rag's hags. Pick a side or, as I said to clouded brain, "shut - the - fuck - up." I said that slow for you so you could let it sink in at a speed your brain can handle.

Fifth knock knock....
"raphy"...(sounds like one of my daughters 'pokey men' characters)....move out of your mom and dads basement. The only woman your gonna lay there is the cross-dressing Liar, which is to say your future lover is a transsexual. By the way...pick a more suitable real picture, you may wish to suck off "Kid Rock"...and maybe you even pray some day the "Kid" will get his "rocks" off in your ass....but either way, you know you don't look like him and it ain't gonna happen till you quit your job at the gas station and start earning real money to get a "pad" away from "mom and dad."

Sixth knock knock....
Tattletalelou....see Clouded Brains knock knock

...( God damn! Am I cursed or what!? So many ass kissing idiots and so little time, I'm forced to send them to someone else's "knock knock!" This whole crowd has got to be southern inbred cousins!)...

Seventh knock knock....
Sourgrapes(beat me) Sarahh.....the Sarahhh wannabe....try Midol honey...and visit a shrink...tell him you want to work on your "self-respect" issues....don't forget to tell him how much you miss your daddy and how you learned to love his spankings. The key to freedom, honey, is forgiving your parents...when you do this you grow to be a 'healthy' individual adult without the need to be beat or punished. Why do I even mention this to you??? You are probably getting wet from my belittling you! It's what your into! (somebody should really slap up your mom and dad...obviously they did something wrong...it's not all your fault babe.)

Eighth knock knock....
Colon....oops....I mean Colleen....
I read your stories honey. Not sure what man turned you into a dyke....but give it another chance. As I said to Lauren...say what you want about me...it doesn't matter...talk about my Doe again and I assure you your misery will become my third devotion next to loving Doe and being a father to our Lil' Jamie Starlight. Count on it babe, keep your mouth shut about them or I WILL cause you some serious regrets.

Ninth knock knock....
to whomever (you all blend in together as Lauren's pets) wished to "inform" me about witches because of my little "Macbeth" skit....you need a life even more so then Lauren and her groupies....matter of fact...don't even try to find a life...just take your own now. A gun. A razor blade. A closed garage with the car running...any one of them will end your confusion. (I'm an agnostic you dumb bitch....get a clue! Macbeth is a fucking play written by Shakespeare! DO YOU HAVE EVEN TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER?)

Tenth knock knock....
anyone else not on this list of knock knocks...see Clouded Brains "knock knock."

.....whew....all that after a shift at work (work...it's something you earn real money doing...it's NOT sitting at a computer, at
a literary porn site, fooling yourself into believing your a writer. Remember my original post here??? WORK=PAY..DELUSION=WELFARE) Get a fucking clue!

As always,
SavgeWolf

:devil: :cool:

P.S.
Sarahhh sweetheart...have peace honey...enjoy the fact your about to be the only "real" published writer in all of Literotica, don't waste your time with these "dregs" of society...they're all leeches (leeches suck blood, and I'm sure most of the gals suffering "writers illusion" here are being supported by those of us earning a paycheck...gotta be on welfare to stay home and post "shit" all day....as for (and I say this loosely) the guys....thank god for mom and dads....at least they can support them till they die, we only have to foot the bill after that.

P.S.S. Lauren honey....no one who gets on my shit list ever gets off it. I'm glue. Don't fuck with the "puppy." I'll be with you till the end...just like "AIDS" are with raphy and Liar till their end.

Your threats, like your head, are quite empty. I've had a stalker before, I am well schooled now in how to handle them. Keep making these veiled threats towards me and your family are quite likely to end up without you, as you will be incarcerated. Threats over the internet are now handled by the FBI, and constitute a federal crime. Since I have been the victim of this before, I know the local FBI field office number and I know how to report it. You can ramble on indefintely about how you didn't mean it as a threat to my person, but it can easily be read that way and it is actionable. Luckily for you, at this point I don't consider it any real threat, just the ramblings of a vindictive child. Make another threat towards my person however, and I am very likely to alter that perception.

Where you get the idea that you may attack people, but then hold yourself above censure leaves me wondering if it is the height of arrogance or simply machismo driven pain that a group of mostly women are showing you up regularly.

If I cared at all about my vote totals I would have turned off voting before I posted here as you and Sarahh are both well known to low vote people who don't agree with you. That's your affair. I have given a single one vote in my entire time at Lit, and it was not for anything you or Sarahh wrote. It's really a very childish method of retaliation, small and mean. Which seems to fit both of your personalites to a T.

I have put Sarahh on ignore, her attacks against me are little more than words and one votes. She is exercising her god given right to dislike me and express herself. Why exactly she chose this course I don't know, but it is well within her rights to do so. You are making personal threats. That is not well within anyone rights here nor anywhere else. It isn't the least bit funny, it's deadly serious, and outside the bounds of any argument. It transcends a petty squabble on a bulletin board and enters into the realm of breaking the law.

As to my being a dyke, you are an outstanding example of the very traits in men that would turn a girl gay, as if my orientation were a matter of choice. You are arrogant, spiteful, cock sure, vindictive in a petty way, capable of stooping to threats on a personal level when your wit and intellect fail you, and over all seem to be driven by a self promoted machismo driven need to think you are superior in some way to your peers here simply because you are male.

It takes more than a cock to make a man. It takes more than having a child to make a father. It takes a lot more than insults and slinging one votes to earn you respect. It only takes one threat on a personal level to cast you among the lowest of the low. Stalkers, nutcases, criminals or just those one of those small minds who resort to threats and intimidation when they are over-matched intellectually.

I came to this thread and posted because you were attacking my friends. Friendship demands that you stand up for those you have extended your freindship to, at whatever personal cost. I won't be back to post, simply because I said what I had to say and wasteing my time with you and Sarahh is pointless. You both seem to be taking some kind of perverse satisfaction from perpetuating this argument and neither of you are saying anything credible or reasoned.

Call me whatever you like, that is your right. Dislike me, that is your right. Make another personal threat against me and I will take it in all seriousness for what it it is, a threat against my person, and I will respond appropriately.

-Colly
 
Whoever degrades another degrades me.
~W. Whitman

Amen to that, eh, Wolf? :rolleyes:

So much irony in you having that in your sigline.

In your defence, I guess we aren't real people to you, we are just names on a computer screen. We don't have feelings like you do and wonderful familes like yours.

I, too, have a spouse and children, who are my world. And, they are very proud of me - they have never had reason not to be.

Can you say the same thing?

I'm bidding you goodbye now. I have never felt the need to use the ignore function before, so I guess you should feel honoured. It's a shame I have to click on that little button, because I've always believed in giving people the benefit of the doubt and "listening" to what they have to say. I thought we all had something worthwhile to add to any community we may belong to. I guess I was wrong.

Be well,

Lou
 
Re: Re: Jesus Christ Almighty!!!!....Get a life you all!!!!

Colleen Thomas said:
Your threats, like your head, are quite empty. I've had a stalker before, I am well schooled now in how to handle them. Keep making these veiled threats towards me and your family are quite likely to end up without you, as you will be incarcerated. Threats over the internet are now handled by the FBI, and constitute a federal crime. Since I have been the victim of this before, I know the local FBI field office number and I know how to report it. You can ramble on indefintely about how you didn't mean it as a threat to my person, but it can easily be read that way and it is actionable. Luckily for you, at this point I don't consider it any real threat, just the ramblings of a vindictive child. Make another threat towards my person however, and I am very likely to alter that perception.

Where you get the idea that you may attack people, but then hold yourself above censure leaves me wondering if it is the height of arrogance or simply machismo driven pain that a group of mostly women are showing you up regularly.

If I cared at all about my vote totals I would have turned off voting before I posted here as you and Sarahh are both well known to low vote people who don't agree with you. That's your affair. I have given a single one vote in my entire time at Lit, and it was not for anything you or Sarahh wrote. It's really a very childish method of retaliation, small and mean. Which seems to fit both of your personalites to a T.

I have put Sarahh on ignore, her attacks against me are little more than words and one votes. She is exercising her god given right to dislike me and express herself. Why exactly she chose this course I don't know, but it is well within her rights to do so. You are making personal threats. That is not well within anyone rights here nor anywhere else. It isn't the least bit funny, it's deadly serious, and outside the bounds of any argument. It transcends a petty squabble on a bulletin board and enters into the realm of breaking the law.

As to my being a dyke, you are an outstanding example of the very traits in men that would turn a girl gay, as if my orientation were a matter of choice. You are arrogant, spiteful, cock sure, vindictive in a petty way, capable of stooping to threats on a personal level when your wit and intellect fail you, and over all seem to be driven by a self promoted machismo driven need to think you are superior in some way to your peers here simply because you are male.

It takes more than a cock to make a man. It takes more than having a child to make a father. It takes a lot more than insults and slinging one votes to earn you respect. It only takes one threat on a personal level to cast you among the lowest of the low. Stalkers, nutcases, criminals or just those one of those small minds who resort to threats and intimidation when they are over-matched intellectually.

I came to this thread and posted because you were attacking my friends. Friendship demands that you stand up for those you have extended your freindship to, at whatever personal cost. I won't be back to post, simply because I said what I had to say and wasteing my time with you and Sarahh is pointless. You both seem to be taking some kind of perverse satisfaction from perpetuating this argument and neither of you are saying anything credible or reasoned.

Call me whatever you like, that is your right. Dislike me, that is your right. Make another personal threat against me and I will take it in all seriousness for what it it is, a threat against my person, and I will respond appropriately.

-Colly

I think Wolfie was speaking of messing with you mentally (like you ain't got enough problems). You know, like writing a poem about you (No wait, I think he already did. LOL!)

Hey Wolfie, now I wonder why Colleen reminds me so much of Vivian?

And Colleen, since you say twice in your diatribe of drivel I give you 1 votes let's talk about why you give me 1 votes. But let's ignore the possibility of revenge or personal dislike issue. Now, what would be my motivation in giving you or anyone else 1 votes? And what would be your motivation in giving me or anyone else 1 votes? What might motivate me to care about 1 votes on my own stories? What might motivate you to care about 1 votes on your own stories?

Not to worry if you have me on ignore. I'll just answer the questions myself.
 
Colleen, you remind me so much of my old friend, Patryn, the original psycho bitch of Literotica. Same pathetic, jive load of crap.

Somehow I don't think SavgeWolf would mind a visit from the FBI (Female Body Inspectors who moonlight as exotic dancers).

Hey SavgeWolf, you have been "reported." See the "Lost my temper. I HATE that." thread in Author's Hangout. They are making you sound like Jack the Ripper. LMFAO!
 
The rats are jumping ship????

Just think! They're all running to the new "Wolfies a Jack the ripper" thread! And to think this all started when Lauren attacked me for my opinion, in my original post, which obviously struck home. So I'm a Jack the ripper for defending myself? Well, they are more then welcome to think what they want, it's always the same case. How much of a jack the ripper do you see in the man who wrote this poem for mother's day????
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Angel...
by SavgeWolf ©
Lady, Woman who wears my ring
displaying a vow to all...you made to just me
my woman, my little girl, my wife
by all these traits I see you

Princess, guardian of my heart
mother of my daughter, I was there...
by your side, as you gave birth to our child
moans and just one scream of pain
a new born babe, from inside you
laid in my arms...as I took pride
in both of you

Each day, as sure as the Sun
you rise and move our family
on a reluctant beginning, my coffee...her juice
three meet the morning, yawning becoming awake

Hard times we've shared
lived through by only the strength of a wedding band
fire to a metal, forges, strengthens it's bond
as you and I know

Lovely lady, queen of my nights
flesh to flesh we've lain
becoming as one many many times
in the bed of beds
you give me your all
your heart, your soul, your body
'tis nothing left...I could ask

Except ....still I do, I ask these things from you...
I want your smile to light my day, with your eyes shinning bright as stars in the night
I want your happiness filling my heart with it's warmth
I want your body each and every night,
hearing your sighs, feeling your glorious spasms
I want...sweet love
to hold your hand
as our hair turns gray
our end nearing
what I want, lady, is you
for the rest of my life

I will, my love
Die for you
with your name on my lips
always...
forever....
a vow...just one...made to you....
by the gods above...on what's left of my honor
I pledge to keep

You see, woman...child...lady
it took you, just little ol' you
to make me a man
giving me the need
to be daily, better then the man I was
a day before
and now, with my daughter
It's you two I serve
with duty, with honor, with heart, with love

I can't convey all I feel for you
with mere words...
Sunrises, sunsets, stars between
flowers, leaves....orange or green
waves lapping upon a shore, a bird in flight
nothing...not one of these
compares to the beauty of you
I love you Laureen,
Thank you for my beautiful daughter
Happy Mothers Day
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hell....even YDD gave me a great comment on that one. So much so that he was the first person I wrote to asking to edit my story. But he never responded.

.....yep, whoever wrote "Angel..." is a mean, heartless asshole.....
WRONG! The man who wrote that is pretty damn sensitive, loving and caring. BUT! Just look over the postings....they tell the story.
I gave an introduction post....and spelled a few things out to some folks who I felt needed a little reminder about the reality of Literotica and it's purpose. I wrote a few off the cuff poems that really were kinda cool after that, leaving all names out and attacking noone. THEN! Out of thin air comes "Lauren's attack."
One that was obviously to go hand and hand with her back up crew...in the following posts after that I'd been run down in everyway...looks, intelligence, character etc....etc.... Oh, less I forget, a private email from "Lauren" saying "See what you get when you fuck with me? Don't fuck with me puppy." Well now...so the rats are jumping ship to another thread, they want me censored at a non-censorship literary porn site...etc...etc...
Sarahhh and Deb:rose: thank god for you two....:D
Nothing else needs be said.

Peace to you all,
Wolf is working an off day at time and a half today...I want to see Doe get herself some new spring/summer outfits, and lil' Starlight always has her hand out for something for her piggy bank. Gotta go get ready now. "Jack the Ripper" has a job to do for his girls.
AS ALWAYS
SavgeWolf
 
For Wolf...

This is my last post here, and then I'm gone.....it's become senseless.

If you would read what we said, it wasn't bad at all. Actually, it was more along the lines that we thought you were a probably a pretty decent guy that just got pulled in somehow. What bothered us (and no one called you "Jack the Ripper", btw, that was your precious Sarahhh's term) was that you seemed to be physically threatening some of our friends.

Yep, I said "friends." Something you seem to be proud of being, yet don't allow us the same priviledge. Lauren, Lou, Raphy, Colly, Abstruse, Liar, etc., are my friends, and as such, are precious to me. I'm proud to call them that, and hope they think of me the same way. Why Sarahhh would think we were all one person was mystifying to me. Just fyi, I have never given anyone a "1" vote. If I don't like what they've written, I don't vote at all.

Like you, I have a family. Three beautiful children, a husband, brothers and sisters, and in fact, a whole tribe. Like you, I would defend them until my death. Like you, I love them with all my heart.

Think about that, please, the next time you post. Make fun of me if you will, call me names, that's fine if it makes you feel better. I'm not "jumping ship," I'm just tired of all the nastiness that has gone on in this thread, so I'm through.

Cloudy aka Patrica Hyde
 
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For Savage:

Under 18 U.S.C. 875(c), it is a federal crime, punishable by up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $250,000, to transmit any communication in interstate or foreign commerce containing a threat to injure the person of another. Section 875(c) applies to any communication actually transmitted in interstate or foreign commerce - thus it includes threats transmitted in interstate or foreign commerce via the telephone, e-mail, beepers, or the Internet.

Thats a felony if convicted. I understand you work for the post office, unless the law has been changed recently you would forfiet that job if convicted of a felony. Even if you obtained a suspended sentence you would still be jobless and in the current market fairly close to unemplyable unless you have freinds who will over look it. Worse case you will be in jail.

For someone who seems to value his family so much, you risk their future welfare when you threaten people online. In my case, I have already had a stalker incident, so I treat online threats with, perhaps more alarm than they deserve. I am also fairly reserved and not as vindictive as some of the people here.

It only takes one however, to take your threat seriously and report it to the authorites. It will be investigated at the very least and that alone could cause you a lot of grief you didn't sign up for.

It's your life, you may live it as you choose. Despite the dismissive air some here have taken, you really are playing with fire. These arguments get fractious, they get intense and they get personal. As long as you stick to insulting me, questioning me or generally running me down, you are well within your first amendment rights of free speech. Threats are not however protected speech. That has been borne out in several recent court cases.

The chance that you have any intention of carrying out your threats are remote. The chance of me or another threatened party going to the cops is also remote. That chance however does exist. Everytime you make a threat online you are running that risk. I would ask you to consider that risk, vs. the reward you get by threatening people, whatever reward it might be. The odds are good that if you do it enough times, you will eventually meet up with someone who is just vindictive enough to go out of their way to get back at you by reporting it.

-Colly

Considering the way some here like to twist words and assume meaning, I did not post this to be in any way construed as a threat. I posted it simply so you would know what risks you run when you threaten people online. Despite Deb's jocular response, it is very serious. To those of us who have had a stalking incident, it borders on deadly serious.
 
Re: For Wolf...

cloudy said:
This is my last post here, and then I'm gone.....it's become senseless.

If you would read what we said, it wasn't bad at all.

Cloudy aka Patrica Hyde

Cloudy (your name) is right.

Some people can read...

Colleen: "The problem is, he's a nasty, snide, and spiteful poster. I can't just discount that as him being a scummer."

Tatelowblow: "However, Wolf is just full of empty threats. He is a spineless, idiot, who, if ever actually physically confronted, would shit his pants."

***

Colly by golly, you baited him just like I said, hoping he'd say something "questionable" so you could cry "Wolfie!"

He didn't give you much to work with but you went into your "drama queen I been stalked" bullshit anyway.

Go play Solitaire with all your other identities and fluff me phony baloney.

How many times are you and all your "friends" going to say you are leaving this thread?

Actually, I can't wait to start talking without all the distractions and distortions. And talking to my hero--Wolfie--without asinine ad libs from the peanut gallery.
 
Re: Jesus Christ Almighty!!!!....Get a life you all!!!!

SavgeWolf said:

Fifth knock knock....
"raphy"...(sounds like one of my daughters 'pokey men' characters)....move out of your mom and dads basement. The only woman your gonna lay there is the cross-dressing Liar, which is to say your future lover is a transsexual. By the way...pick a more suitable real picture, you may wish to suck off "Kid Rock"...and maybe you even pray some day the "Kid" will get his "rocks" off in your ass....but either way, you know you don't look like him and it ain't gonna happen till you quit your job at the gas station and start earning real money to get a "pad" away from "mom and dad."

*blinks*

Wolf, are you stalking me? How did you know I still live in my mom and dad's basement? Do you come into the gas station where I work down on Mahill street?

I'm sorry I angered you on this thread, and I'll get to changing my AV as soon as I can, but I'm pretty camera shy about my looks. Kid rock is one of my heros, I'll freely admit, and I love his music to death. I've been to see every concert that I can, at least all the ones that I can afford on the allowance that my mom and dad give me.

Peace out,

R.

Wait.. Wait .. Did SavageWolf actually say he thought my AV looked like Kid Rock?
 
I think I got hit on one of my stories..or maybe both..I still suck at the math, sorry, Lauren...

I know who...he left me a note....WOW...sucks trying to be nice to people...:(
 
Re: Re: Alpha Shewolf Sarahhh

sarahhh said:
Oh, and I wouldn't be bending over in the shower any time soon if these last two "dude" posters Liar and raphy are around. They both are wearing ColorStay Revlon "Endless Pink" nail enamel. Just like the rat pack. It looks so
perfect--no chips.

Actually, mine's Classic Crimson.

Pink so doesn't go well with my skin tones, dahling
 
Colleen Thomas said:
I posted it simply so you would know what risks you run when you threaten people online.

Oooh, which post was that?
 
Re: The rats are jumping ship????

Said I wouldn't, but hey look, here comes a serious post from the me. I guess that makes me a Liar. Or a pink nailed, transsexual poodle, or whatever.


Wolfie wrote:
.....yep, whoever wrote "Angel..." is a mean, heartless asshole.....
WRONG! The man who wrote that is pretty damn sensitive, loving and caring.


And the man who wrote this? What is he?
"Honey....bleed into your rag...but don't open your mouth to shout pure stupidity..."
"puppets....and Cloud thats all you are...lick Laurens toes..don't forget her ass either...get to know the crack your licking"
"Cloud, wipe your face, there's a ring of blood around your lips and it damn sure don't come from my hide."
and I looove this :p
"raphy....move out of your mom and dads basement. The only woman your gonna lay there is the cross-dressing Liar, which is to say your future lover is a transsexual."

Yeah. Sensitive dude. :rolleyes:

BUT! Just look over the postings....they tell the story.
I gave an introduction post....and spelled a few things out to some folks who I felt needed a little reminder about the reality of Literotica and it's purpose.


...a post that was, from the very onset, offensive, confrontational and insulting, with pompous attacks at individuals and groups of people on the site. What? Did you expect them not to respond? yes, the posts tell the story. But not the story that you are implying, not by a long shot.

I wrote a few off the cuff poems that really were kinda cool after that, leaving all names out and attacking noone. THEN! Out of thin air comes "Lauren's attack."

What "attack"? She asked you a question. With a bit of a rude metaphor, I agree, but I've seen, and have been (as well as my loves ones) subjected to, far far worse insults here on the boards. And for that you go into caveman mode and starts to threaten people?

Grow.
Up.

One that was obviously to go hand and hand with her back up crew...in the following posts after that I'd been run down in everyway...looks, intelligence, character etc....etc....

Yes you were. Because you threw out tons of derogatory insults, slander and juvenile attacks of your own. You said it yourself in your first post:
"But if you want to strike back with anger, and try to "dis" me....I'll rip your fricken throat out without blinking an eye. I give what I get. No more, no less."
Why do you expect everyone else to just bend over and take your snide, juvenile slander (aka "dissing"), when you say you are prepared to rip throats if subjected to it yourself? Seeking confrontation, and then playing the innovcent victim when confrontation you get?


Grow.
Up.
And.
Learn.
How.
To.
Behave.
Like.
The.
Adult.
You.
Claim.
To.
Be.

Well now...so the rats are jumping ship to another thread

The rats are getting bored. The poodle too.

So, I'm done with this. This thread was funny for a while, but now it's gone beyond ridculous. You obviously don't see that you did a pretty good job in stirring up this shit storm in the first place, so whatever I say might not make a differnce. Whatever. I really don't care anymore. I'm outta here. Life is too short for this travesty.

peace,
#L
 
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"But if you want to strike back with anger, and try to "dis" me....I'll rip your fricken throat out without blinking an eye. I give what I get. No more, no less."

Ya know, wolfie, that's a bold statement for someone hiding behind a computer screen. I do so love it when flame wars contain these supposed 'real life' threats. Much apart from Colly's purely legal posting detailing the risks of making such a threat, the threat itself is exceptionally hilarious.

(that means 'very funny', wolfie)

It's funny? I laugh at those kinds of posts? Well shit, of course I do. This ain't hollywood, and you ain't Jason Mewes or Kevin Smith, so I don't see you turning up on my doorstep with a baseball bat ready to rearrange my face.

That said, if you want to figure out who I am and where I live and want to turn up with a baseball bat, feel free - I can't help but think it would be a ridiculous waste of money though, a potentially expensive trip for the sake of vengeance for some words on a computer screen...

So yeah, it's funny. It's funny because I might be a an ex-military competition martial artist with tournaments under my belt and you wouldn't know what you were getting yourself into. I might be the geeky little 25-year old gimp who lives in his mom and dad's basement, as you seem to think I am. I might be none of those things. I might be a 6-foot tall, 300 lb ex-college defensive linebacker, or a cute 5'2", 120 lb cheerleader who hides behind a 'male' persona so that she doesn't get hit on by jerkoffs.

I might even be your mom.

You just don't know.
 
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Liar said:
ps. I'd love to get laid by one of the queen rag's hags.
pps. Or the queen rag.
ppps. Or raphy.
pppps. But you are perfectly safe, I'd only fuck a real man.

Liar, I never knew you cared.

:kiss:
 
raphy said:
Ya know, wolfie, that's a bold statement for someone hiding behind a computer screen.


Say what now?

Everybody knows Wolfie's real name (hope you got a good firewall and run lots of virus scans, honey) and what he looks like. So he's hiding behind what now?

He's got more balls than you and Liar got shades of New Forever Metallics (By Maybelline--flash that lasts. Metal-powered color. Hyper-perle formula lights up lips, stays smooth hour after hour, without drying out. Lips look metaluminous all day).

Hey raphy, I hope you stick around because all the rest of the rat pack have apparently abandoned ship. I know, you can be their spokesperson!

But let's try to get this thread back on track, shall we? Let's talk about the lowballing and cheating.

So can you "catch someone" I wonder?

Impress me.
 
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