Did I catch someone?

[Lauren Hynde]

Nopes. Not at all. What it needs to quench the psycho-drivel is a good lovin' spanking once in a while. Something that I'm sure y'all can provide with greater care and presicion than we did.

And by greater care and precision read greater numbers and devastation.

 

[crysede]

But sin is good... Just look at my sig... You know you want it, you dirty little bitch.

Even you, my most vile and perverted temptress, are powerless against the awesome might of the thesis – the thesis exists across time and space, extinguishing all corrupt pleasures in its path

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Even you, my most vile and perverted temptress, are powerless against the awesome might of the thesis – the thesis exists across time and space, extinguishing all corrupt pleasures in its path

Oh evilest of evils, this thesis...

 

[crysede]

Oh evilest of evils, this thesis...

Alas – yet more evil still is that most accursed beast!

Most unlucky of mortals am I, to be so favoured by the gods

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Alas – yet more evil still is that most accursed beast!

Most unlucky of mortals am I, to be so favoured by the gods

I'll have a word with them.

 

[crysede]

I'll have a word with them.

Yay – give those self-righteous buggers hell for me!

Farewell my sweet succubus, may we meet again in more depraved times

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Yay – give those self-righteous buggers hell for me!

Farewell my sweet succubus, may we meet again in more depraved times

We shall. And, rest assured, you'll succumb.

 

[estevie]

Hey! No flirting in here. We're mad!

Okay, carry on.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hey! No flirting in here. We're mad!

Okay, carry on.

'Tis OK. We're done, for now.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hi Lauren.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Hi Lauren.

Hi, Abs.

Meet Crysede. She was my stalkee when I was in training. My style was different from yours, though.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hi, Abs.

Meet Crysede. She was my stalkee when I was in training. My style was different from yours, though.

Hello Crysede. .
I do enjoy stalking this one, quite amusing, plus she's so sexy.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I was more subtle

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I was more subtle

Well, you're a classy broad, I'm not.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Well, you're a classy broad, I'm not.

Hey, I'm noticing your AV is very much like Crysede's at the time I first met her. Except she had tattoos and no cigar.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey, I'm noticing your AV is very much like Crysede's at the time I first met her. Except she had tattoos and no cigar.

Then she must be an exceptional person.
Are you saying my cigar isn't what it ought to be?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Then she must be an exceptional person.
Are you saying my cigar isn't what it ought to be?

Oh, no. Your cigar is very classy.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, no. Your cigar is very classy.

Thank you, I would hate to have to dump you on a technicallity.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Pirschjägerin
by crysede ©

Meine Lieblingspirschjägerin

Wie ich liebe, deine Anwesenheit hinter mir zu glauben,
Und deiner weichen Schritte zu hören, folgen in Finsternis

Aus dem Dunkel mit bewundernder Boshaftigkeit, sind immer auf mich deine schönen Augen;
Dieser weiche Leib von deinen: könnte ich so leicht mich, ja sogar mein Geist, ihm verlieren

Deine Liebe androht allen Gefühlen von mir zu saugen;
Süß werden meine paranoiden Gedanken von dir gerührt

Seeledämmerung, meine Schatz

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'd like a translator please.

Sweetie, never knew you were bi...lingual.?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I'd like a translator please.

Sweetie, never knew you were bi...lingual.?

I'm Portuguese and you never knew I was bi...lingual?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm Portuguese and you never knew I was bi...lingual?

I had my suspicions.

~A~former blonde.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I had my suspicions.

~A~former blonde.

I'm actually octolingual, but don't tell anyone.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm actually octolingual, but don't tell anyone.

Well I'm impressed and slightly turned on!!!!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Slightly?