Did Dubya's speech turn you on?

[Hamletmaschine]

Do you think Dubya had a hard-on while he was reading that speech?

He certainly looked like he had a buttplug shoved up his ass--though maybe it was just the hemmoirhoids acting up.

Do you think he jerked off afterwards?

I know he was turned on, but what about you?

Did you feel like givin' your woman a high, hard one afterwards? Did you give her 48 hours to put out or get out?

 

[badasschick]

I know many an asshole who nut in their pants after that speech....they need to get out more.

 

[]ooooo(chained)]

I listened on the radio and read the text later.

Pretty bland. No rah-rah. Just, "Here's the deal."

I like that.

I like your mature response. Very Liberal. Attack, attack, attack. Eventually, you'll turn back the clock, the towers will go up, and Algore will get his recount. He'll still lose, but hey, we can all dream. A good mastubatory dream for a guy like you.

AND YOU TEACH!

That sucks.

That's why my kid is getting educated at home. Boobs like you in the school. You get stoned, go to class, and spew this filth...

 

[Andreina]

i remained dry like a desert.

Bush is about the worst mental and sexual turn-off for me.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Limp,

But I was really happy he learned to read faster since his last press conference.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I listened on the radio and read the text later.

Pretty bland. No rah-rah. Just, "Here's the deal."

I like that.

I like your mature response. Very Liberal. Attack, attack, attack. Eventually, you'll turn back the clock, the towers will go up, and Algore will get his recount. He'll still lose, but hey, we can all dream. A good mastubatory dream for a guy like you.

AND YOU TEACH!

That sucks.

That's why my kid is getting educated at home. Boobs like you in the school. You get stoned, go to class, and spew this filth...

Life is funny that way, isn't it? A job for life, get stoned all day, fuck pretty coeds all the time, teach whatever the fuck I want to...and they pay me good money and give me 4-5 months off a year to boot.

It's a great life if you don't weaken.

BTW, I think you missed your meds this afternoon.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Does the thought of that idiot home schooling scare the bejeezuz outta anyone else?

 

[Richard49]

I refused to listen to it

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Does the thought of that idiot home schooling scare the bejeezuz outta anyone else?

No, he was going to do his best to fuck up his kid anyway. Now they won't have to deal with him on the PTA.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

You can go far nowadays with a G.E.D. Wal-Mart's always hiring.

 

[celiaKitten]

Does the thought of that idiot home schooling scare the bejeezuz outta anyone else?

That persona scares me in general. I mean, there are people out there that actually believe that shit ...

Hamlet .. nix Spain .. we'll have to think of another compromise.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I guess it's better than being put to sleep by Al "no fucking personality" Gore.

 

[Calamity Jane]

No, he was going to do his best to fuck up his kid anyway. Now they won't have to deal with him on the PTA.

Leave it to you to point out the silver lining.

 

[IronPhantom]

Does the thought of that idiot home schooling scare the bejeezuz outta anyone else?

Not me, less competition for my kids.

They'll always need someone to mop floors at the porno-palace so this numb-nuts kids will be employable.

 

[IronPhantom]

Like Bush is Mr Excitement?

He makes a quilting bee look like an E-coupon ride at Disneyworld.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I guess it's better than being put to sleep by Al "no fucking personality" Gore.

I think some people need to be put to sleep.

 

[celiaKitten]

I think some people need to be put to sleep.

Sometimes it's just the humane thing to do..

 

[IronPhantom]

I listened on the radio and read the text later.

Pretty bland. No rah-rah. Just, "Here's the deal."

I like that.

I like your mature response. Very Liberal. Attack, attack, attack. Eventually, you'll turn back the clock, the towers will go up, and Algore will get his recount. He'll still lose, but hey, we can all dream. A good mastubatory dream for a guy like you.

AND YOU TEACH!

That sucks.

That's why my kid is getting educated at home. Boobs like you in the school. You get stoned, go to class, and spew this filth...

We learned from the best during the previous 8 years. Attack attack attack. 40 million dollars worth! That's is all the right did. Never once came up with a new idea. Still haven't. Gonna do the Reagan dance again.

one- two bomb someone

three- four cut taxes

turn and DIP the economy

seven-eight and a dosee deficit!

 

[Tan&Hard&Ready]

Does the thought of that idiot home schooling scare the bejeezuz outta anyone else?

Me.
And I hope others.

t.h.r.

 

[P. B. Walker]

I think some people need to be put to sleep.

Yeah, now that his political career is over maybe that would be best... seems a bit much though... I'd be more for putting Clinton out than Gore.

 

[CoolidgEffect]

Like Bush is Mr Excitement?

He makes a quilting bee look like an E-coupon ride at Disneyworld.

Your dating yourself. They havn't used a-e coupons for years.

But Bush does need to read the teleprompter a little faster. He seems hesitant like he doesn't recognize what he's reading or worried he'll mispronounce something.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

That persona scares me in general. I mean, there are people out there that actually believe that shit ...

Hamlet .. nix Spain .. we'll have to think of another compromise.

But they all seem afraid to admit that they got turned on. I thought this was a porn board. Sheesh.

And, cK, darling, I keep tellin' ya: France is looking better and better....

 

[IronPhantom]

Your dating yourself. They havn't used a-e coupons for years.

But Bush does need to read the teleprompter a little faster. He seems hesitant like he doesn't recognize what he's reading or worried he'll mispronounce something.

Alas, I wish I could date myself. I am sooooo much fun!

Haven't been to Disneyworld since I was a kid. I should go now, from what I understand it's really slow down there with everyone cowering under all these orange alerts.

 

[celiaKitten]

But they all seem afraid to admit that they got turned on. I thought this was a porn board. Sheesh.

And, cK, darling, I keep tellin' ya: France is looking better and better....

A lot of people aren't into honesty on a porn board.

I don't think the French are ready for me ... although ... considering where I am now ... hell, what the fuck?

 

[Sandia]

Life is funny that way, isn't it? A job for life, get stoned all day, fuck pretty coeds all the time, teach whatever the fuck I want to...and they pay me good money and give me 4-5 months off a year to boot.

It's a great life if you don't weaken.

BTW, I think you missed your meds this afternoon.

I thought about bein a college professor, but my father was one, and that really turned me off. Sometimes I think I made a mistake.

They don't really let you fuck the coeds, huh.