Did BatShitKrazy stop posting here because of his no-show?

[LJ_Reloaded]

The guy failed to show up for his meet-up with me, and then mysteriously... he stopped posting.

Was he killed? Or did the sheer shame of his cowardice make him quit Lit for all time?

Wait... maybe he needs someone to help him transfer his cell phone camera photos of the meet-up place to Lit? Someone help him out here!!!

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

C'mon now, it's been months since BSK hurled all those threats and racial slurs at me and promised to meet me and then COMPLETELY disappeared.

Someone has to know where he went. Right?

 

[unregistered]

 

[pointless]

i don't care.

 

[bronzeage]

Desperate thread of the month award.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Damn! My guestimation for LT's second post in this thread was off by 4 hours. I wonder if he peed in his pants?

 

[Quoll]

Perhaps he's here, waiting for you to show up.

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[Ham Murabi]

It's my understanding BSK was in Africa adopting children when he was arrested for shooting a dog that took a leak on his insurance policy/Christmas bonus.

 

[QueenLevitra]

BSK is just another straw figure in the shadow life of the midget known to us as LT.

Too bad this isn't 1947 as this would make the very best of RADIO!

or not.

 

[phrodeau]

I'm prepared to believe that BSK was a real poster separate from Le Jerque.

That Le Jerque had anything to do with BSK's supposed disappearance, I won't believe.

It's more likely that BSK moved to Sacramento and is laying low until Le Jerque breaks cover.

 

[Byron In Exile]

BSK is just another straw figure in the shadow life of the midget known to us as LT.

Too bad this isn't 1947 as this would make the very best of RADIO!

or not.

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He would make such a great old-time creepy radio villain!

That was inspired!

 

[bronzeage]

I'm prepared to believe that BSK was a real poster separate from Le Jerque.

That Le Jerque had anything to do with BSK's supposed disappearance, I won't believe.

It's more likely that BSK moved to Sacramento and is laying low until Le Jerque breaks cover.

How about this scerario:

BSK is a manager at the credit union where LT used to work. He discovered LT's use of company resources to host a gazillionbytes of porn on the corporate servers. Rather than terminate him for that, he created the BSK user name for the purpose of driving LT into a paranoid psychosis. Once LT had taken the bait, he proposed a lunch date. LT stopped showing up for work to prepare for the encounter, never called in and never returned messages. His job performance had always been marginal and unexplained absences were the last straw.

 

[Byron In Exile]

How about this scerario:

BSK is a manager at the credit union where LT used to work. He discovered LT's use of company resources to host a gazillionbytes of porn on the corporate servers. Rather than terminate him for that, he created the BSK user name for the purpose of driving LT into a paranoid psychosis. Once LT had taken the bait, he proposed a lunch date. LT stopped showing up for work to prepare for the encounter, never called in and never returned messages. His job performance had always been marginal and unexplained absences were the last straw.

That would be hard to make into a radio script.

After LT "goes" insane (we all know he was from the start, but this is where "suspension of disbelief" comes in), he should stalk BSK, appearing out of nowhere in strange places at odd times, pronouncing frightening warnings of doom.

 

[bronzeage]

That would be hard to make into a radio script.

After LT "goes" insane (we all know he was from the start, but this is where "suspension of disbelief" comes in), he should stalk BSK, appearing out of nowhere in strange places at odd times, pronouncing frightening warnings of doom.

Every week he picks a new BSK, leading to hilarity. My favorite episode is the one when he was certain his nemesis was driver for a trash company and ended up riding around town in the back of a compactor truck.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Every week he picks a new BSK, leading to hilarity. My favorite episode is the one when he was certain his nemesis was driver for a trash company and ended up riding around town in the back of a compactor truck.

That's good!

Will he survive the brutal crushing of the compactor, and be squeezed into a small cube?

Excellent cliffhanger.

With the last seven years of posts, we could get at least a hundred episodes out of LT!

 

[Batch]

That's good!

Will he survive the brutal crushing of the compactor, and be squeezed into a small cube?

Excellent cliffhanger.

With the last seven years of posts, we could get at least a hundred episodes out of LT!

My heroes.

 

[Byron In Exile]

My heroes.

If Bronzeage and I were to go back in time, and we picked up Criswell and Ed Wood on the way, we could have ruled the radio.

Who would have believed that the future would contain such a terrifying invention as the Internets, where malignant psychopaths like LT could frighten and annoy sane persons?

It would have been a #1 smash hit!

 

[Sean]

If Bronzeage and I were to go back in time, and we picked up Criswell and Ed Wood on the way, we could have ruled the radio.

Who would have believed that the future would contain such a terrifying invention as the Internets, where malignant psychopaths like LT could frighten and annoy sane persons?

It would have been a #1 smash hit!

Frighten? Even annoy is pushing it. Amused contempt is probably the main reaction he provokes.

 

[Batch]

If Bronzeage and I were to go back in time, and we picked up Criswell and Ed Wood on the way, we could have ruled the radio.

Who would have believed that the future would contain such a terrifying invention as the Internets, where malignant psychopaths like LT could frighten and annoy sane persons?

It would have been a #1 smash hit!

Indeed. You guys would have been famous! New cars for everyone, and whitewall tires to boot.

Such fantastical tales of true horror could not have been envisioned by anyone.

 

[Batch]

Frighten? Even annoy is pushing it. Amused contempt is probably the main reaction he provokes.

We'd be dealing with folks from the 1930's.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Frighten? Even annoy is pushing it. Amused contempt is probably the main reaction he provokes.

"What do you know? Haven't you ever heard of 'suspension of disbelief'?"

 

[bronzeage]

If Bronzeage and I were to go back in time, and we picked up Criswell and Ed Wood on the way, we could have ruled the radio.

Who would have believed that the future would contain such a terrifying invention as the Internets, where malignant psychopaths like LT could frighten and annoy sane persons?

It would have been a #1 smash hit!

It would be written in the form of Lt's audio journal. He does a short piece to set up the episode and it fades into the first scene. After that it's just sound effects and actors who sound tall.

 

[Byron In Exile]

We'd be dealing with folks from the 1930's.

Orson Welles had them believing Martians were landing in New Jersey.

Somehow, I don't think we'll have a problem scaring them with LT.

 

[Batch]

Orson Welles had them believing Martians were landing in New Jersey.

Somehow, I don't think we'll have a problem scaring them with LT.

Yes. And the furor over Dracula. Women fainted when they viewed the movie.

Your writing team would have no troubles terrifying the populous, more than likely you'd have trouble with the censors.

 

[pointless]

i don't care.

and i am apparently sadly alone in this sentiment.