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I've gained 20 pounds from eating popcorn now and I still see no hand action. :(

Midnight which time zone?


....asking for a friend. :cool:





:D


So here's the thing, ladies. You pick a cock you like, you butter them up and play your cards right and pretty soon you've got not only cock, but balls, and ass (if you go in for that sort of thing, which I do :cool:), and lots of drippy pre-cum, and maybe even some action footage tailored to your specifications!

Or... so I've heard. :eek:
 
So here's the thing, ladies. You pick a cock you like, you butter them up and play your cards right and pretty soon you've got not only cock, but balls, and ass (if you go in for that sort of thing, which I do :cool:), and lots of drippy pre-cum, and maybe even some action footage tailored to your specifications!

Or... so I've heard. :eek:

Sounds like someone may just be a fine connoisseur of the art of picking dicks... :rolleyes:
 
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So here's the thing, ladies. You pick a cock you like, you butter them up and play your cards right and pretty soon you've got not only cock, but balls, and ass (if you go in for that sort of thing, which I do :cool:), and lots of drippy pre-cum, and maybe even some action footage tailored to your specifications!

Or... so I've heard. :eek:

LOL I already killed the thread. I'm going back to lurking. I'll watch you butter. ;)
 
Sounds like someone may just be a fine connoisseur of the art of picking dicks... :rolleyes:

What if I told you that I made it all up because I'm waiting for the washing machine to stop so that I can go take a shower and I got bored? :)
 
I checked, there were no bumps.

Well, none that shouldn't be there, anyway.

I'm glad you had me check though. This should be a regular thing. Health first. *nods*

I always enjoy a close inspection. :D
 
far be it for me to deny a polite request from the beuatiful ladies of Lit.

https://www.***********/s/bl2u1fkicb4eqcb/20170602_190408.jpg?dl=0

there is always more if you like.
 
far be it for me to deny a polite request from the beuatiful ladies of Lit.

https://www.***********/s/bl2u1fkicb4eqcb/20170602_190408.jpg?dl=0

there is always more if you like.

Amaaaaazing! Do you do requests? I think you would fit right in at my pic thread.
 
Midnight which time zone?


....asking for a friend. :cool:





:D

Central time zone. Bunch of midwest (US) pervs...but honestly, I think it's always after midnight in the Dark Lounge...just walk in there, say "I'm horny. Show me dick!" You..erm I mean..your friend will get flooded with cock.

haha
 
Central time zone. Bunch of midwest (US) pervs...but honestly, I think it's always after midnight in the Dark Lounge...just walk in there, say "I'm horny. Show me dick!" You..erm I mean..your friend will get flooded with cock.

haha

I was going to say.. You can pretty much just say "I am female" and get horny PMs in there. Good lord, I made the mistake of saying I had, had an orgasm and got many PMs asking if I wanted more. (with their help of course) :rolleyes:
 
It's been a whole day without seeing any new Richard!! What gives, guys?!
 
younladies have already seen it once (or more than once some of you) ;) but another one to abate ur appetite

https://www.***********/s/zusfbrf1x39q1gf/1497327608964524150298.jpg?dl=0
 
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