Dicks

Would you like this dick in your box?
http://imgur.com/tpeKx9c

I'm just curious how the post office determines postage, not to mention the insurance on your 'package'!
haha well Mr Nerd up there is willing to find out by sending my box his dick.
Oh no, you should always try it before you buy it!

haha I'm already that creepy person that asks them for batteries so I can make sure it vibrates enough. I'm not sure what they'd do if I actually laid down in the store to try it. :eek:
 
haha I'm already that creepy person that asks them for batteries so I can make sure it vibrates enough. I'm not sure what they'd do if I actually laid down in the store to try it. :eek:

Make them feel like they're imposing. Shoot them a look like they're being impolite and then "Excuse me, do you mind? Trying to get off here"
 
Perfect timing. I just got an email for Viagra. Apparently it'll make my hard on last longer. :D
 
haha well Mr Nerd up there is willing to find out by sending my box his dick.


haha I'm already that creepy person that asks them for batteries so I can make sure it vibrates enough. I'm not sure what they'd do if I actually laid down in the store to try it. :eek:

Apparently you can touch it to the tip of your nose... and if it's too much for your nose it will be too much for you...
 
Psst...ladies, if you really want to be bombarded with dicks, just post in the Dark Lounge after midnight saying something like "I'm horny." Boom. Done. Dick pics galore.

But it HAS to be the Dark Lounge AND it has to be AFTER midnight, or it won't work properly. Those two things then the phrase "I'm horny" will make the cock pics multiply in your inbox like water on a gremlin.

This is powerful information. Use it wisely.

*nods*

Midnight which time zone?


....asking for a friend. :cool:





:D
 
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