Dicks

[WerdNerd]

can we talk about dicks in our boxes??

Sorry... Carry on.


haha how do you think we find out what the good toys are??

Would you like this dick in your box?
http://imgur.com/tpeKx9c

 

[coachdb18]

can we talk about dicks in our boxes??

I'm just curious how the post office determines postage, not to mention the insurance on your 'package'!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Trial and error?

that gets expensive. Especially once you start purchasing the rechargeable versions

 

[WerdNerd]

I'm just curious how the post office determines postage, not to mention the insurance on your 'package'!

What? I can insure my package?

 

[default24]

that gets expensive. Especially once you start purchasing the rechargeable versions

Oh no, you should always try it before you buy it!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Would you like this dick in your box?
http://imgur.com/tpeKx9c

I'm just curious how the post office determines postage, not to mention the insurance on your 'package'!

haha well Mr Nerd up there is willing to find out by sending my box his dick.

Oh no, you should always try it before you buy it!

haha I'm already that creepy person that asks them for batteries so I can make sure it vibrates enough. I'm not sure what they'd do if I actually laid down in the store to try it.

 

[coachdb18]

haha well Mr Nerd up there is willing to find out by sending my box his dick.

If he chooses either UPS or FedEx, wouldn't they have to measure your box?

 

[default24]

haha I'm already that creepy person that asks them for batteries so I can make sure it vibrates enough. I'm not sure what they'd do if I actually laid down in the store to try it.

Make them feel like they're imposing. Shoot them a look like they're being impolite and then "Excuse me, do you mind? Trying to get off here"

 

[SassySheDevil]

If he chooses either UPS or FedEx, wouldn't they have to measure your box?

haha good thing I"m not shy.

Make them feel like they're imposing. Shoot them a look like they're being impolite and then "Excuse me, do you mind? Trying to get off here"

omg! What I wouldn't give to be that bold!!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Perfect timing. I just got an email for Viagra. Apparently it'll make my hard on last longer.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

haha well Mr Nerd up there is willing to find out by sending my box his dick.


haha I'm already that creepy person that asks them for batteries so I can make sure it vibrates enough. I'm not sure what they'd do if I actually laid down in the store to try it.

Apparently you can touch it to the tip of your nose... and if it's too much for your nose it will be too much for you...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Perfect timing. I just got an email for Viagra. Apparently it'll make my hard on last longer.

maybe it will grow veins on a dildo...

 

[SassySheDevil]

Apparently you can touch it to the tip of your nose... and if it's too much for your nose it will be too much for you...

I think I've only found 1 that is too much.

 

[SassySheDevil]

maybe it will grow veins on a dildo...

LOL I'd get put in a mental institution if anyone walked in and saw me trying to feed a dildo viagra.

 

[hotoldrguy]

LOL I'd get put in a mental institution if anyone walked in and saw me trying to feed a dildo viagra.

Just got a visual of that and snorted

 

[SassySheDevil]

Just got a visual of that and snorted

haha glad I could help.

Well now that I killed the thread...


More dicks please!!!

 

[hotoldrguy]

haha glad I could help.

Well now that I killed the thread...


More dicks please!!!

here you go

https://www.***********/s/65imwsney774mkq/IMG_5416.JPG?dl=0

 

[SassySheDevil]

here you go

I've always liked black and white.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I've always liked black and white.

more B&W

https://www.***********/s/eonb61dqxy57c7g/21895095364_dd91232bfb_o.jpg?dl=0

 

[SassySheDevil]

more B&W

Like this one.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Like this one.

thanks

 

[SassySheDevil]

The biggest one you can find...

I've gained 20 pounds from eating popcorn now and I still see no hand action.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Psst...ladies, if you really want to be bombarded with dicks, just post in the Dark Lounge after midnight saying something like "I'm horny." Boom. Done. Dick pics galore.

But it HAS to be the Dark Lounge AND it has to be AFTER midnight, or it won't work properly. Those two things then the phrase "I'm horny" will make the cock pics multiply in your inbox like water on a gremlin.

This is powerful information. Use it wisely.

*nods*

Midnight which time zone?


....asking for a friend.

 

[WerdNerd]

I've gained 20 pounds from eating popcorn now and I still see no hand action.

You want hand action?
http://imgur.com/wOLvQEn

 

[Lunation]

Some nice cocks up in here. *nods*