Ishmael
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Nov 24, 2001
- Posts
- 84,005
Yep, one of those "sex talk" fluff threads that seems to be going around today. But what I want to know is this:
Guys, what's so fucking special about your dick? Huh? Every man has one. It's not as if they're rare or anything. Of course this is Lit. so we're all hung like a 16 hand mule. Right. And it stays hard all night I bet. When you cum you have to be careful not to blow a hole clean through the little woman. Not to mention the fact that fire hoses have run out of water before you run out of semen. Why, we're so fucking fertile that women get pregnant sleeping in the same bed that we had a wet dream in the night before, even if the motel staff changes the sheets. It's longer than a double bitted axe handle, and bigger around than the glass door knob at Grany's house.
Right.
So, what's so fucking special about your cock?
And ladies, you didn't think I'd forget you, did you? This is lit. So you all have pussies so sweet that you can't get within a mile of a beehive. So tight that the pencil you used for Ginny's depth test bends and breaks before you can get a measurement. (How does that match up with the dick described above?) So wet that there's no way you can sit on any surface that isn't perfectly level without sliding. Your muscles are so strong that "choking the chicken" takes on a whole new meaning. When you cum, the floods gates open and there better be a bucket handy. And every woman has one.
So, what's so fucking special about yours?
Ishmael
Guys, what's so fucking special about your dick? Huh? Every man has one. It's not as if they're rare or anything. Of course this is Lit. so we're all hung like a 16 hand mule. Right. And it stays hard all night I bet. When you cum you have to be careful not to blow a hole clean through the little woman. Not to mention the fact that fire hoses have run out of water before you run out of semen. Why, we're so fucking fertile that women get pregnant sleeping in the same bed that we had a wet dream in the night before, even if the motel staff changes the sheets. It's longer than a double bitted axe handle, and bigger around than the glass door knob at Grany's house.
Right.
So, what's so fucking special about your cock?
And ladies, you didn't think I'd forget you, did you? This is lit. So you all have pussies so sweet that you can't get within a mile of a beehive. So tight that the pencil you used for Ginny's depth test bends and breaks before you can get a measurement. (How does that match up with the dick described above?) So wet that there's no way you can sit on any surface that isn't perfectly level without sliding. Your muscles are so strong that "choking the chicken" takes on a whole new meaning. When you cum, the floods gates open and there better be a bucket handy. And every woman has one.
So, what's so fucking special about yours?
Ishmael
