Dick Size... the good, the bad, and the ugly

[FL_Voyer]

Ok so there is always so much talk about size and weather it matters or not... so I was wondering what you all think. Does it matter how long or thick a dick is? If so what size is good? too big? too small?

 

[DLL]

Originally posted by FL_Voyer
Ok so there is always so much talk about size and weather it matters or not... so I was wondering what you all think. Does it matter how long or thick a dick is? If so what size is good? too big? too small?

Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis. The first graders asked each other, "What's a penis?" None of them knew.
Finally one boy said, "I'll ask my Dad, he knows everything."

That evening the boy asked his Dad, "What's a penis?"

The father replied, "Well, if you're old enough to ask I guess you're old enough to know." Dad dropped his pants and said, "That's a penis! As a matter of fact, that's a perfect penis!"

The next day the boy told his friends, "I found out what a penis is, come on, I'll show you."

The others followed him to the bathroom and watched him drop his pants. The boy, exposing himself to his friends, said, "That's a penis! As a matter of fact, if it was two inches shorter, it'd be a perfect penis!"

 

[Joey3308]

Old topic...sits on the last page....where it belongs


Read the threads before ya start a new one

 

[FL_Voyer]

Re: Re: Dick Size... the good, the bad, and the ugly

Several first grade boys overheard some junior high boys talking about a penis. The first graders asked each other, "What's a penis?" None of them knew.
Finally one boy said, "I'll ask my Dad, he knows everything."

That evening the boy asked his Dad, "What's a penis?"

The father replied, "Well, if you're old enough to ask I guess you're old enough to know." Dad dropped his pants and said, "That's a penis! As a matter of fact, that's a perfect penis!"

The next day the boy told his friends, "I found out what a penis is, come on, I'll show you."

The others followed him to the bathroom and watched him drop his pants. The boy, exposing himself to his friends, said, "That's a penis! As a matter of fact, if it was two inches shorter, it'd be a perfect penis!"

Funny

 

[FL_Voyer]

Old topic...sits on the last page....where it belongs


Read the threads before ya start a new one

Sorry if I don't read all thousands of threads..... it never hurts to ask again...

 

[done_got_old]

Sorry if I don't read all thousands of threads..... it never hurts to ask again...

Sometimes it does!

 

[done_got_old]

click on 'thread name' and the threads will then be alphabetized for you..........you can also search thread titles to see them......there are 395 threads that include the word penis...I didn't try dick

 

[Kissophile]

Next time you want to ask this question, get a woman very horny. Then insert your pinky and use it to bring her to orgasm. Next, compare your dick size to your pinky. If you still have to ask this question, go back to kindergarten and start over.