Dick pics

[MsQuote]

He was an idiot.

The second favorite was one that was long enough that in these hard economic times he could have moonlighted at a military base as a flag pole.

He wanted to hear my high heels click as he rammed me from behind.

again, I'm a big fan of walking...no thanks. LOL

You should have said: "I'll do you one better; I want to hear you squeal as I ram my shoe up your behind." But something tells me you would have made his dreams come true.

 

[C5MiGuy]

I just sent you two, hope you don't mind.

 

[MsQuote]

Oh great, our secret is out!

I don't like blatant unimaginative cock shots...and the ones with toilets in the background are the worst. I don't mind exhibitionism but at least try and be creative with it.

Oh, yeah. Quite sets the mood like a dick pic with a TOILET in the background.

Now that's what you call a shitty cock shot!

 

[MsQuote]

I just sent you two, hope you don't mind.

Two? Are you going out of your way to be a dick, dear?

I just saw your head shots ... the head on top of your body. Nice!

 

[C5MiGuy]

Two? Are you going out of your way to be a dick, dear?

I just saw your head shots ... the head on top of your body. Nice!

No, the guy in the pictures is a dick. lol

 

[MsQuote]

No, the guy in the pictures is a dick. lol

Psst ... you're doing the being a dick thing wrong.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Ironic

I had never taken a picture of my penis. It always seemed kind of creepy. Certainly, the Congressman Wiener stories didn't make it seem better.

After posting a few comments on this thread and engaging in a bit of flirtation, I was asked by a woman to send her a picture of my penis. So, I guess I just sort of thought the irony of this thread leading to that request was worth mentioning.

Carry on

 

[TheLM]

Only three lit users have seen my penis, and it wasn't a "cock shot" but rather a full body artistic nude.

I'd known all three for over a year, too. .

Unsolicited? Never.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

When I send my unsolicited cock shots to women, I try to remember that the picture might go viral at any time, especially because of the clever use of a fish eye lens to make my cock appear larger and thicker than it is.

I call it, "Artistic expression"......