Dick pics

[Deprived_in_AZ]

First hand experience.
Well, not exactly hand.....

So you'll be staying skeptical for a while then

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

So you'll be staying skeptical for a while then

I'm afraid so.
You don't have any other ideas of how to satisfy my
um
curiosity do you?

 

[MsQuote]

YOu want me to guess?

Only if she didn't think you weren't good, which I highly doubt.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I'm afraid so.
You don't have any other ideas of how to satisfy my
um
curiosity do you?

Ummmm........?

Nope! Do you?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Only if she didn't think you weren't good, which I highly doubt.

Oh, you flatter me.
What I had in mind begins with a tongue lightly caressing the place where her lips meet.
Is that a good way to start with you?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Ummmm........?

Nope! Do you?

Maybe some kind of skype game?

 

[MsQuote]

Is the neatest gift a facial?

That *cums* somewhere down the list past oysters.

 

[MsQuote]

Oh, you flatter me.
What I had in mind begins with a tongue lightly caressing the place where her lips meet.
Is that a good way to start with you?

Is that a trick question ... or just a really good trick?

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Is that a trick question ... or just a really good trick?

Well,
I've been reading your site, a bit.
So I know that you want to be touched in ways that aren't "the obvious."
But a gentle carress of the tongue seems like the best way to show a woman that you appreciate what makes her special.

 

[MsQuote]

Well,
I've been reading your site, a bit.
So I know that you want to be touched in ways that aren't "the obvious."
But a gentle carress of the tongue seems like the best way to show a woman that you appreciate what makes her special.

Perhaps you should PM women a pic of your tongue!

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Perhaps you should PM women a pic of your tongue!

An interesting thought.
I suspect that, if a man you just met, started wiggling the tip of his tongue at you, you would find it offensive.
(Remember that scene in Thelma and Louise? Of course, his tongue technique was lousy, but its still kind of crude)
But if you are asking...
I'll see if I can get you one.
Mike

 

[MsQuote]

An interesting thought.
I suspect that, if a man you just met, started wiggling the tip of his tongue at you, you would find it offensive.
(Remember that scene in Thelma and Louise? Of course, his tongue technique was lousy, but its still kind of crude)
But if you are asking...
I'll see if I can get you one.
Mike

Actually, I'd think he was crazy.

I never saw Thelma and Louise, but I know I should. Soon.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Actually, I'd think he was crazy.

I never saw Thelma and Louise, but I know I should. Soon.

Its an excellent movie. Its been a long time since I've seen it, but I think it will hold up over time.
In any case, there is a seen with a truck driver making a gesture with his tongue that, frankly, is probably more offensive than I guy just whipping out his dick and starting to stroke it.
Rent it, and I'm sure you'll see what I mean.
They react pretty much the same way you do to guy's sending unsolicited cock pics.

 

[MsQuote]

An interesting thought.
I suspect that, if a man you just met, started wiggling the tip of his tongue at you, you would find it offensive.
(Remember that scene in Thelma and Louise? Of course, his tongue technique was lousy, but its still kind of crude)
But if you are asking...
I'll see if I can get you one.
Mike

Its an excellent movie. Its been a long time since I've seen it, but I think it will hold up over time.
In any case, there is a seen with a truck driver making a gesture with his tongue that, frankly, is probably more offensive than I guy just whipping out his dick and starting to stroke it.
Rent it, and I'm sure you'll see what I mean.
They react pretty much the same way you do to guy's sending unsolicited cock pics.

I LOVE a man who gets that sending an unsolicited dick pic to a woman he doesn't know out of the blue is extremely tacky!

But if so many men do it, are there women who are into that kind of thing?. Just wondering.

 

[cowslinger64]

We've had these types of discussions plenty of times on here..not only sending unsolicited cock pics, but having cock avatars. Most women don't wanna see everyones cock on here or in their box. Most women want to have some sort of connection and chemistry with a guy...but that doesn't stop these stupid ass motherfuckers from doing it anyways. I've been vocal about it from the beginning. I don't wanna see their cocks, and since time after time its been established that women don't either...I wonder who these geniuses think they're posting them for.

Stupid fucks..

 

[kendra1980]

My all time fav unsolicited cock pm was one from a guy with a mammoth, coke can foot long. Or at least he said it was him.

He sent it and asked..."wouldn't your lipstick look good around the base of this?"

I replied, "I like talking too much to risk anything like that."

Louise used to collect those and swear she was going to put up a wall of fame and shame.

K = not a fan of cock avs or unsolicited cock pms

 

[JennyNo1]

We've had these types of discussions plenty of times on here..not only sending unsolicited cock pics, but having cock avatars. Most women don't wanna see everyones cock on here or in their box. Most women want to have some sort of connection and chemistry with a guy...but that doesn't stop these stupid ass motherfuckers from doing it anyways. I've been vocal about it from the beginning. I don't wanna see their cocks, and since time after time its been established that women don't either...I wonder who these geniuses think they're posting them for.

Stupid fucks..

Damn. And I've just been waiting for you to send me one.

 

[MsQuote]

We've had these types of discussions plenty of times on here..not only sending unsolicited cock pics, but having cock avatars. Most women don't wanna see everyones cock on here or in their box. Most women want to have some sort of connection and chemistry with a guy...but that doesn't stop these stupid ass motherfuckers from doing it anyways. I've been vocal about it from the beginning. I don't wanna see their cocks, and since time after time its been established that women don't either...I wonder who these geniuses think they're posting them for.

Stupid fucks..

I'm pretty new here, but I see that the guys who post on the boards pretty much know respectful boundaries when it comes to flirting and talking about sex with women and know how to assess a woman (at least me) before they take their chats privately. It's primarily the lurkers who don't post publicly who think that I'm some kind of free porn bot when they go straight to contacting me in PM's.

And I agree, cock avs are for dick heads.

 

[MsQuote]

My all time fav unsolicited cock pm was one from a guy with a mammoth, coke can foot long. Or at least he said it was him.

He sent it and asked..."wouldn't your lipstick look good around the base of this?"

I replied, "I like talking too much to risk anything like that."

Louise used to collect those and swear she was going to put up a wall of fame and shame.

K = not a fan of cock avs or unsolicited cock pms

A Coke can foot-long? I'm surprised that he didn't ask if you swallowed, too.

 

[kendra1980]

A Coke can foot-long? I'm surprised that he didn't ask if you swallowed, too.

He was an idiot.

The second favorite was one that was long enough that in these hard economic times he could have moonlighted at a military base as a flag pole.

He wanted to hear my high heels click as he rammed me from behind.

again, I'm a big fan of walking...no thanks. LOL

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm picturing this as a "first impression" at the grocery store..

"Hey can I help you with that cube of Coke Zero?"

"Well that would be great.. thank you!"

"Don't mention it.. by the way.. take a look at THIS!"

 

[kendra1980]

I'm picturing this as a "first impression" at the grocery store..

"Hey can I help you with that cube of Coke Zero?"

"Well that would be great.. thank you!"

"Don't mention it.. by the way.. take a look at THIS!"

Oh Giggle, if he is still here he's probably seen this and will now try that. His forte was not brilliance.

 

[dirtywilf]

9 out of 10 women will publicly bemoan receiving such vile things in their PM.

However, privately, they secretly love it. LOVE IT.

brb....need to go snap some pictures.

Oh great, our secret is out!

I don't like blatant unimaginative cock shots...and the ones with toilets in the background are the worst. I don't mind exhibitionism but at least try and be creative with it.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

My all time fav unsolicited cock pm was one from a guy with a mammoth, coke can foot long. Or at least he said it was him.

He sent it and asked..."wouldn't your lipstick look good around the base of this?"

I replied, "I like talking too much to risk anything like that."

Louise used to collect those and swear she was going to put up a wall of fame and shame.

K = not a fan of cock avs or unsolicited cock pms

Look, I thought I apologized for that. Please let me live it down!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

I'm picturing this as a "first impression" at the grocery store..

"Hey can I help you with that cube of Coke Zero?"

"Well that would be great.. thank you!"

"Don't mention it.. by the way.. take a look at THIS!"

See, it's one thing to pull it out in an unwelcome way. It's another thing to steal my moves! DAAAAAANG