Dick For A Day

carsonshepherd

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If you had one... ladies... what would you do with it?
(there was a book about this a few years ago.)
 
carsonshepherd said:
If you had one... ladies... what would you do with it?
(there was a book about this a few years ago.)

No thank you.

Too much responsibility.

;)
 
This is one of my things I wish I could happen. Of course I'd try it out..in every way! :p
 
I haven't had any complaints when I've used the strap-on variety. But, I would jump at the chance to wield the real deal for a day. Of course I'd have to sample women and men, just to compare and contrast. ;)

Though, it would probably be difficult to stop touching myself and actually go out and find people to fuck. Not that it's easy to keep my hands off now.
 
That's the way I felt, for sure. But it takes two. It was 'way too long before it worked out that I could "Try it out in every way." A dick for a day would be a lifelong regret that you never got to do what you'd have liked to with it. If you follow me.
 
I'd probably hold/fondle/pump it all day. Would definitely want to get a blowjob, fuck, and pee standing up. Oh, and I'd take 'loads' of photos and of course make one into an AV.

Perdita
 
cantdog said:
That's the way I felt, for sure. But it takes two. It was 'way too long before it worked out that I could "Try it out in every way." A dick for a day would be a lifelong regret that you never got to do what you'd have liked to with it. If you follow me.

I totally get that. I'm sure I could throw my back out trying though. But there just aren't enough hours in a day for cock.
;)
 
Nice av, Scarlie. If it's not you, good taste! If it is you, I want to be the first to worship at your fane-- you're clearly a goddess.

It's your mind, chiefly, of course. :D

So whatcha doin', later?
 
cantdog said:
Nice av, Scarlie. If it's not you, good taste! If it is you, I want to be the first to worship at your fane-- you're clearly a goddess.

It's your mind, chiefly, of course. :D

So whatcha doin', later?

Haha. I was changing it right as you posted this. My mind was drawing too many bizarre pm's. ;)

Back to Devil Girl, my altered ego.
 
I suppose I'm odd, but I wouldn't want one. If stuck with one for a day, I think I'd try to sleep it off.
 
Colleen Thomas said:
I suppose I'm odd, but I wouldn't want one. If stuck with one for a day, I think I'd try to sleep it off.


You never disappoint me.
Ever.
:heart:
 
The second thing I'd do...

... is take my car to the shop and actually get the damn thing fixed!
 
carsonshepherd said:
If you had one... ladies... what would you do with it?
(there was a book about this a few years ago.)

I have had several dicks in my time. Fortunetly, I chose to dispose of them all.
 
I would love it and kiss it and hug it and squeeze it and call it George.

Debbie :heart:
 
perdita said:
I'd probably hold/fondle/pump it all day. Would definitely want to get a blowjob, fuck, and pee standing up. Oh, and I'd take 'loads' of photos and of course make one into an AV.

Perdita

:D

Yep, I'd do all of that, too, but I'd just have to put doughnuts on mine, for the pic at least. :p

I seriously would love to have a dick, just for one day, because I'd like to experience for myself what fucking and an orgasm feels like for a man. Something I've always wanted to find out.

Very happy to be a woman, though, so one day would be enough. ;)

Lou
 
Oh yes indeed I'd love to have myself a cock for a day, just to see the other side of the fence. I'd spend a long time playing with it I'm sure *grins* and i'd spend some time rying to find someone else to play with it too ;)
 
Can't say that I'd want one. How irritating would that be? Do I commando, or package it in boxers? How am I supposed to shave balls? Do I wear it over to the right, or to the left? Why doesn't the fucker stay down when big tits pass!! I'm not even partial to big tits dammit. Why doesn't the fucker stay down when my boss bends to pick up something dropped, when that girl licks her ice-cream, when that one chews on her bottom lip. Why does it guide my every decision! Down boy. How embarrassing.

Much easier having a pussy. ;)
 
CharleyH said:
Can't say that I'd want one. How irritating would that be? Do I commando, or package it in boxers? How am I supposed to shave balls? Do I wear it over to the right, or to the left? Why doesn't the fucker stay down when big tits pass!! I'm not even partial to big tits dammit. Why doesn't the fucker stay down when my boss bends to pick up something dropped, when that girl licks her ice-cream, when that one chews on her bottom lip. Why does it guide my every decision! Down boy. How embarrassing.

Much easier having a pussy. ;)

Oh indeed, indeed. *sigh*.
Which one shall I have today???

;)
 
Can you imagine if all of us got out dicks on the same day? National swordfight and circle jerk day, anyone?;)
 
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