"Dick" Awareness. So Cool!

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm a guy.

The father of three guys.

I love being a guy.

My 16 month old guy - emphasis on "guy," has been "dick aware" since about 8 months.

Dick Aware!!!! So cool!

He's been tryin' to "touch" mine - while peeing for a few weeks now. He's fasinated!

As any "real" male would be.

Dick Aware!!!! So cool.

That's when you know you son - is not gay.

That's when your son is playing with "cars" and "bulldozers" and "wheeled" things.

Ahhhhhh! The future engineers of America.

Maybe, that's my son.

It's a pretty good bet.

Awarness of ones dick. Awarness of the fact that one is a man. Awarness that one is different than those who don't have a dick.

And diggin' it - that's what it is to be a man.

And I love it so.

Women - can't get that - hey - "it" (the dick) ain't there.

But guys - they "see it" very early on - "the dick" - the "pee machine" - the "guy thing."

Early on - they "boys" know - mommy don't have that thing.

Only "guys" have that thing.

Dick Awarness.

A very wonderful, natural thing.

 

[OUTSIDER]

And it gets better the older you get

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[miles]

I wouldn't know. I had three girls, and I've been slowly drowning in a sea of estrogen.

 

[Guest]

mmmmm... may I touch your dickie you buff boy?????????

 

[Problem Child]

He's been tryin' to "touch" mine - while peeing for a few weeks now. He's fasinated!

As any "real" male would be.

Dick Aware!!!! So cool.

That's when you know you son - is not gay.

That's a guaranteed fact. Any child obsessed with penises has got to be straight as a razor.

(I'll bet he's prancing around his bedroom in a pink tutu listening to Barbra Streisand records by the time he's fourteen)

 

[Cheyenne]

Or, as my young nephew would say," It's big, mommie. Make it go down!"

Dick aware. Good description!

 

[Mischka]

Got news for you, Sparky. Males of any sexual persuasion are happily aware of their dicks from an early age. And they will all grow up to be "real" men.

And now an antidote. I baby-sat a toddler many moons ago. I had just given him his evening bath, and he was standing by the tub wrapped in a towel. I reached for his pjs on the counter, and when I turned around, he had removed the towel and was standing with a wash cloth precariously perched over his little wee wee. He was delighted by the trick, and walked all around the hallway like that for at least a minute. I decided to let his parents discover his new talent on their own.