DGO's Unthread

[ima6uldv8]

Doesn't work in Firefox so I had to use Internet Exploder.

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at sandy's holiday party. It was deborah who ruined the punch with too much cherry. I can't help it if I drank 20 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like lilac.

I thought it was funny when I put john's stripper boots on my head and danced the samba on the sofa while singing `don't you want me baby'. I didn't mean to break sandy's blackberry and don't know why sandy would accuse me of extortion.

I don't remember calling mark's sister a large cow---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on lacy's friend's breast, it was only because I ate too much cake.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my hummer through my neighbor's porch. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a swollen horse and have me arrested for rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all sweaty and sulky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this huge stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and bad yours,
melody (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!

 

[Morrigu]

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at BlueMorpho's holiday party. It was NB who ruined the punch with too much Cream. I can't help it if I drank 29 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Roses.

I thought it was funny when I put DGO's brassiere on my head and danced the salsa on the table while singing `It's My Party'. I didn't mean to break BlueMorpho's power drill and don't know why BlueMorpho would accuse me of flashing.

I don't remember calling DB's sister a pretty goose---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Slavey's friend's penis, it was only because I ate too much guacomole.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my bicycle through my neighbor's conservatory. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a shiny pusscat and have me arrested for theft!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all fluffy and glitzy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this hard stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and amazingly yours,
Morri (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 34 bucks!

 

[sno_22]

As you can see, others were successful. Seriously though, I have no idea why it won't work. I've used it for years with IE. This was a project I did with my students.

When she gets back she's got a PM from me to help her out. She may need a little extension on the deadline though

 

[done_got_old]

When she gets back she's got a PM from me to help her out. She may need a little extension on the deadline though

Not happening!

 

[Morrigu]

Not happening!

How about detention extensions? Or penis extensions, we could do those in Biology.............not that Kylan needs one, or so erm Essa said

 

[done_got_old]

How about detention extensions? Or penis extensions, we could do those in Biology.............not that Kylan needs one, or so erm Essa said

Should I put my walking man back in my sig line?

No extensions of any kind here!

 

[ima6uldv8]

Should I put my walking man back in my sig line?

No extensions of any kind here!

You're a strict teacher. That gets me hot Any good sub loves discipline.

 

[done_got_old]

You're a strict teacher. That gets me hot Any good sub loves discipline.

I'm not into that kind of discipline. Ever!

 

[sno_22]

Not happening!

You can't blame her for having technically difficulties. That's like failing a student because you gave them a pen that didn't work....

 

[koalabear]

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Bubba's holiday party. It was Bubbette who ruined the punch with too much Tequila. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Lessgu's butt plug on my head and danced the frug on the couch while singing `here comes santa claus'. I didn't mean to break DGO's stun gun and don't know why DGO would accuse me of indecent exposure.

I don't remember calling Wog's sister a rigid goat---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and gold lipstick!

And when I threw up on starry's friend's ass, it was only because I ate too many cookies.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my moped through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a hard cockhead and have me arrested for shoplifting!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all limp and tired. And I'm really not to blame for any of this crazy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and sideways yours,
Koala (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 77 bucks!

 

[sno_22]

You're a strict teacher. That gets me hot Any good sub loves discipline.

DGO might not be but I know someone who is

 

[Morrigu]

Should I put my walking man back in my sig line?

No extensions of any kind here!

I love the walking man *sigh*

 

[Morrigu]

You can't blame her for having technically difficulties. That's like failing a student because you gave them a pen that didn't work....

That is never an excuse *waggles finger* sucking on the nib always gets the ink flowing

 

[joeys-game]

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kylan's holiday party. It was Essa who ruined the punch with too much DR. Pepper. I can't help it if I drank 67 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like citrus.

I thought it was funny when I put Mark's boxers on my head and danced the locomotion on the examination table while singing `Fuck It'. I didn't mean to break Kylan's Mutimeter and don't know why Kylan would accuse me of Assault.

I don't remember calling Kylan's sister a erotic goat---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on LM's friend's abdomen, it was only because I ate too much pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my helicopter through my neighbor's dungeon. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a steamy lizard and have me arrested for break and enter!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all festive and enlightning. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sanctimonious stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and has yours,
joey (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 10 bucks!

 

[Cathleen]

Hello everyone



Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Screwball's holiday party. It was Honeybell who ruined the punch with too much grape. I can't help it if I drank 712 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like lavender.

I thought it was funny when I put Edna's bra on my head and danced the waltz on the sofa while singing `Sleepwalk'. I didn't mean to break Screwball's Blueberry and don't know why Screwball would accuse me of jaywalking.

I don't remember calling Cole's sister a sweet chicken---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Al's friend's tush, it was only because I ate too much ice cream.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my go-cart through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a lustful antelope and have me arrested for stealing!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all girly and shiny. And I'm really not to blame for any of this bright stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
Cathleen (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 3 bucks!

 

[sno_22]

That is never an excuse *waggles finger* sucking on the nib always gets the ink flowing

Reallllly...I think I have a... pen.. that I need your help with then

 

[Morrigu]

Reallllly...I think I have a... pen.. that I need your help with then

Oh cool..............is it the kind that has invisible ink............I love those

 

[done_got_old]

Oh cool..............is it the kind that has invisible ink............I love those

Yeah, I had a kid turn in a blank essay once. He said he forgot that his father had the invisible ink cartridge in the printer. I laughed until I cried! Then I gave him an invisible grade!



(A blank space in the grade program meant the student hadn't turned in the assignment.)

 

[sno_22]

Oh cool..............is it the kind that has invisible ink............I love those

No, it's more of a white out pen......:innocent look:

 

[ima6uldv8]

DGO might not be but I know someone who is

Oh really? I'm a sub without a Master. Send them my way

 

[done_got_old]

Oh really? I'm a sub without a Master. Send them my way

I hope you're happy now.

 

[ima6uldv8]

I hope you're happy now.

Uh, I guess I am

*apologizes for straying OT*

 

[done_got_old]

Uh, I guess I am

*apologizes for straying OT*

NP

I can't believe it's 62 here......yesterday we had freezing rain. Some rural schools are still closed because of lack of power.

 

[BlueMorpho]

No, it's more of a white out pen......:innocent look:

Don't you buy that innocent crap, Morri!

 

[done_got_old]

Don't you buy that innocent crap, Morri!

I hope she's not that gullible.