DGO's Unthread

[done_got_old]

just dropping off a cup of tea and some cookies for my favorite teacher. can i help you do anything?

Everything's under control..........not counting the bad kids. Maybe we could roll them in honey and dump them by an ant's nest.

 

[sno_22]

just dropping off a cup of tea and some cookies for my favorite teacher. can i help you do anything?

gods, she's a teachers pet too

*claps hands over mouth* did I say that out loud?

 

[done_got_old]

gods, she's a teachers pet too

*claps hands over mouth* did I say that out loud?

Good teachers don't have student pets. They cause too many problems.

 

[starrynightin64]

Good teachers don't have student pets. They cause too many problems.

like they shed & make a mess on the carpet?

 

[availableslave2u]

gods, she's a teachers pet too

*claps hands over mouth* did I say that out loud?

what? can't i offer to help? dgo's had a hard day. be nice

 

[done_got_old]

like they shed & make a mess on the carpet?

Yep, that's about it!

 

[done_got_old]

what? can't i offer to help? dgo's had a hard day. be nice

Some people can't help themselves.

 

[bbwsadieml]

Hey DGO ~ I've 2 finals down, 2 to go. I'll let you know how I did once grades come in.

 

[availableslave2u]

i seem to have lost my clothes.....did i leave them in here

 

[done_got_old]

Hey DGO ~ I've 2 finals down, 2 to go. I'll let you know how I did once grades come in.

I'm sure you did well.

 

[done_got_old]

i seem to have lost my clothes.....did i leave them in here

I don't allow disrobing in here! Did you check your own thread? The girl's restroom? The boys restroom?

 

[availableslave2u]

I don't allow disrobing in here! Did you check your own thread? The girl's restroom? The boys restroom?

please don't yell....i'm looking

 

[Essa]

Finally...hope I'm not too late

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Devil's holiday party. It was God who ruined the punch with too much Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Sweat.

I thought it was funny when I put Damien's Basque on my head and danced the Salsa on the Bed while singing `Hanky Panky'. I didn't mean to break Devil's Vibrator and don't know why Devil would accuse me of Sex in a public place.

I don't remember calling Gabriel's sister a Sexual Pig---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Queen Liz's friend's Breast, it was only because I ate too much Cucumber.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Car through my neighbor's Cellar. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Scary Cat and have me arrested for Streaking!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Wanton and Nefarious. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Sluttish stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and Quickly yours,
Essa (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 666 bucks!

 

[Morrigu]

Only 13 glasses of voddie................Essa

 

[Essa]

Only 13 glasses of voddie................Essa

Ooops, I forgot to mention they were treble doubles...Shhhh, don't tell Ms

 

[done_got_old]

Only 13 glasses of voddie................Essa

She's trying to cut back.

 

[Essa]

She's trying to cut back.

Did I post my test on time *crosses fingers and waits for an A+*

Morning dgo

 

[done_got_old]

Did I post my test on time *crosses fingers and waits for an A+*

Morning dgo

Good afternoon Essa.

I shouldn't accept this......but I will. A............who knows.

 

[Essa]

Good afternoon Essa.

I shouldn't accept this......but I will. A............who knows.

Why shouldn't you accept it??

I tried really hard on that

 

[BlueMorpho]

Why shouldn't you accept it??

I tried really hard on that

'Cause it was late, duffer.

 

[Essa]

'Cause it was late, duffer.

And your point is....

 

[done_got_old]

Why shouldn't you accept it??

I tried really hard on that

Would you pay a mechanic who only tried to repair your car?

 

[Essa]

Would you pay a mechanic who only tried to repair your car?

I don't have a car, hang on would he accept a different kind of payment?

 

[done_got_old]

I don't have a car, hang on would he accept a different kind of payment?

You'd pay someone for work not done?

That explains a whole lot.

 

[Essa]

You'd pay someone for work not done?

That explains a whole lot.

Does that mean I definitely get my A+?