DGO's Unthread

[Essa]

I don't have that problem.

I do and unfortunately I've just noticed the time

I shall wish you all a lovely rest of the day.

Have fun

 

[done_got_old]

Two of my favorite students signed my guestbook on classmates.com. the same day. I sent them both a response and heard from one. This girl and another young man raised the standards for that class sky high! They were as close to perfect as 7th graders could get. She reminded me that she had to spend 2 days in in-house suspension because of me. That was the only time she got in trouble in school. The two of them went to the same high school and college. He's now an engineer and she's a stay at home mom working on her master's degree. How lucky I am to have been a part of the lives of children.


I know everyone has heard.....Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.


How many of you have heard the rest? Those who can't teach, counsel. Those who can't counsel, administrate. Those who can't administrate, enter data into the computer. Those who can't enter data into the computer, take dictation. Those who can't take dictation, alphabetize files. Those who can't alphabetize files, answer the phone. Those who can't answer the phone, fry hamburgers. Those who can't fry hamburgers, run the cash register. Those who can't run the cash register, wait on tables. Those who can't wait on tables, carry dishes to the kitchen. Those who can't carry dirty dishes to the kitchen, wash the dirty dishes. Those who can't wash the dirty dishes, peel potatoes. Those who can't peel potatoes, buff the floor. Those who can't buff the floor, haul out the garbage. Those who can't haul out the garbage, become engineers.

I have a plaque that a former student sent me. It says, ‘Those who can teach. Those who can't, do something far less important’.

 

[Kylan]

Two of my favorite students signed my guestbook on classmates.com. the same day. I sent them both a response and heard from one. This girl and another young man raised the standards for that class sky high! They were as close to perfect as 7th graders could get. She reminded me that she had to spend 2 days in in-house suspension because of me. That was the only time she got in trouble in school. The two of them went to the same high school and college. He's now an engineer and she's a stay at home mom working on her master's degree. How lucky I am to have been a part of the lives of children.


I know everyone has heard.....Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.


How many of you have heard the rest? Those who can't teach, counsel. Those who can't counsel, administrate. Those who can't administrate, enter data into the computer. Those who can't enter data into the computer, take dictation. Those who can't take dictation, alphabetize files. Those who can't alphabetize files, answer the phone. Those who can't answer the phone, fry hamburgers. Those who can't fry hamburgers, run the cash register. Those who can't run the cash register, wait on tables. Those who can't wait on tables, carry dishes to the kitchen. Those who can't carry dirty dishes to the kitchen, wash the dirty dishes. Those who can't wash the dirty dishes, peel potatoes. Those who can't peel potatoes, buff the floor. Those who can't buff the floor, haul out the garbage. Those who can't haul out the garbage, become engineers.

I have a plaque that a former student sent me. It says, ‘Those who can teach. Those who can't, do something far less important’.

Thank you Ms. That was very interesting.

Oh, by the way, I always yawn when I'm interested. May I have a FF now?

 

[done_got_old]

Thank you Ms. That was very interesting.

Oh, by the way, I always yawn when I'm interested. May I have a FF now?

You want a flying fish?

 

[Kylan]

You want a flying fish?

Will you fly if for me?

In your flying pan?

Ahhh so. You are here.

 

[done_got_old]

Will you fly if for me?

In your flying pan?

Ahhh so. You are here.

I'm not here.

I don't have a flying pan. It flew away into the wild blue yonder.

 

[Kylan]

I'm not here.

I don't have a flying pan. It flew away into the wild blue yonder.

*sigh*

Must you mention things that start with Blue?

*places apple on your desk and gives your rocking chair a quick push*

 

[BlueMorpho]

*sigh*

Must you mention things that start with Blue?

*places apple on your desk and gives your rocking chair a quick push*

And here I thought you liked the color blue.

 

[Kylan]

And here I thought you liked the color blue.

Lady, as long as it's on the floor after you've been wearing it, I like it ....

I mean ...

Hmmm. I have a serious problem here, Something's popped up ... I might miss my grade if Ms. finds out.

 

[BlueMorpho]

Lady, as long as it's on the floor after you've been wearing it, I like it ....

I mean ...

Hmmm. I have a serious problem here, Something's popped up ... I might miss my grade if Ms. finds out.

*shocked expression* You keep talking like that and she's not going to let us have our desks next to each other anymore.

 

[Kylan]

*shocked expression* You keep talking like that and she's not going to let us have our desks next to each other anymore.

Hush.

We can always meet behind the bike-shed ... but you must rethink those green-slacks.

Mssssssssssssss ... she's doing it again!!!

 

[BlueMorpho]

Hush.

We can always meet behind the bike-shed ... but you must rethink those green-slacks.

Mssssssssssssss ... she's doing it again!!!

Black today, m'dear. With high heeled mary janes and a red sweater.

 

[done_got_old]

*sigh*

Must you mention things that start with Blue?

*places apple on your desk and gives your rocking chair a quick push*

You must think I'm stupid! I never eat an apple brought by a student. Although the aforementioned class made candy apples almost every week in the fall!

 

[done_got_old]

Black today, m'dear. With high heeled mary janes and a red sweater.

None of that talk in my class! Go to the girl's restroom and wash that paint off your face! NOW!

 

[BlueMorpho]

None of that talk in my class! Go to the girl's restroom and wash that paint off your face! NOW!

But Ms. DGO, my mom gave me permission to wear the eye shadow.

 

[Kylan]

Black today, m'dear. With high heeled mary janes and a red sweater.

Damn ...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllssssssss*

None of that talk in my class! Go to the girl's restroom and wash that paint off your face! NOW!

Exactly!!

I shall go with her to make sure she obeys you. You know how rebellious she is. Ms. *smiles*

 

[done_got_old]

But Ms. DGO, my mom gave me permission to wear the eye shadow.

You sound like one of my former students!

Your mother does not run my classroom!



BTW, her mother came to school with her the next day and when the principal and superintendent supported me, she transferred the slut!

 

[done_got_old]

Damn ...

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllssssssss*



Exactly!!

I shall go with her to make sure she obeys you. You know how rebellious she is. Ms. *smiles*

The only place you're going is to the principal's office!

 

[BlueMorpho]

*ducking head in shame and running off to the Girl's Restroom*

 

[done_got_old]

*ducking head in shame and running off to the Girl's Restroom*

I've already been there!

 

[timtattoo8888]

checking in and saying Hello to you DGO!

 

[done_got_old]

checking in and saying Hello to you DGO!

Hi Tim, how's everything with you?

 

[BlueMorpho]

checking in and saying Hello to you DGO!

I've been meaning to tell you how much I love the picture in your sig.

 

[done_got_old]

I've been meaning to tell you how much I love the picture in your sig.

stop flirting

 

[BlueMorpho]

stop flirting

Shocked, I am. I mean, yeah, I'm a big time flirt, but expressing my love of kitties isn't flirting. Hmph.