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BlueMorpho said:
Nifty.

I was always fascinated by curio cabinets when I was a kid.


I have too many cabinets and too many curios!

None of mine are the tall free standing ones.
 
Did you know...

... that today is 19th Nervous Breakdown Day? In 1965, the Rolling Stones recorded "19th Nervous Breakdown." Instead of having a breakdown, though, think about what you have to be thankful for this holiday season -- so rather than having a "19th Nervous Breakdown," you'll have a "Peaceful Easy Feeling."
 
done_got_old said:
Did you know...

... that today is 19th Nervous Breakdown Day? In 1965, the Rolling Stones recorded "19th Nervous Breakdown." Instead of having a breakdown, though, think about what you have to be thankful for this holiday season -- so rather than having a "19th Nervous Breakdown," you'll have a "Peaceful Easy Feeling."

Good morning dgo :kiss: :rose:

I didn't know that, but I do now :cool:
 
Stress​


When four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
 
done_got_old said:
Stress​


When four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

:D

A Sign Of The Changing Times...

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
 
done_got_old said:
I'll take a quickie if that's all I can get.

Hi.

*smiles*

I knew all it took was a little patience ... as opposed to spades.
 
BlueMorpho said:
*waving hullo to the thread*

*hits BlueMorpho in the eye with a little pellet from a pea-shooter*

done_got_old said:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hi Ms. *smiles*

Have I much catching up to do?
 
BlueMorpho said:
Greetings. How goes the picture hanging?
I hung one more item.......a circle like thingy that I macramed years ago. My favorite hanging was too dirty and old to reuse, so I junked it before I moved.
 
done_got_old said:
I hung one more item.......a circle like thingy that I macramed years ago. My favorite hanging was too dirty and old to reuse, so I junked it before I moved.
Sorry to hear that. I can't hang my favorite print where I want it because it's a cinder block wall & I'm just renting. I've got it propped up against that wall on top of a table instead.
 
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