done_got_old
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BlueMorpho said:Nifty.
I was always fascinated by curio cabinets when I was a kid.
I have too many cabinets and too many curios!
None of mine are the tall free standing ones.
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BlueMorpho said:Nifty.
I was always fascinated by curio cabinets when I was a kid.
BlueMorpho said:done_got_old said:*snickering*
Okay, maybe you're right. But you've got to admit it's a cute one.
Take one big mouse.
wally2450 said:It's been super-sized!BlueMorpho said:Take one big mouse.
done_got_old said:Did you know...
... that today is 19th Nervous Breakdown Day? In 1965, the Rolling Stones recorded "19th Nervous Breakdown." Instead of having a breakdown, though, think about what you have to be thankful for this holiday season -- so rather than having a "19th Nervous Breakdown," you'll have a "Peaceful Easy Feeling."
Essa said:Good morning dgo![]()
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I didn't know that, but I do now![]()
done_got_old said:It's pretty useless, isn't it?
Each to his own!Essa said:![]()
I'm sure it will come in handy for some.
done_got_old said:Stress
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.
Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?”
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
http://www.literacyrules.com/images/Christmas/gay%20santa.jpgEssa said:![]()
A Sign Of The Changing Times...
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
You're welcome. My job is done for the day!availableslave2u said:good morning dgo and essathank you for the fascinating fact and for the christmas laughs.
I'll take a quickie if that's all I can get.timtattoo8888 said:popping in for a quick Hello to DGO!![]()
done_got_old said:I'll take a quickie if that's all I can get.
Kylan said:Hi.
*smiles*
I knew all it took was a little patience ... as opposed to spades.
*waving back*BlueMorpho said:*waving hullo to the thread*
BlueMorpho said:*waving hullo to the thread*
done_got_old said:hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Greetings. How goes the picture hanging?done_got_old said:*waving back*
I hung one more item.......a circle like thingy that I macramed years ago. My favorite hanging was too dirty and old to reuse, so I junked it before I moved.BlueMorpho said:Greetings. How goes the picture hanging?
Sorry to hear that. I can't hang my favorite print where I want it because it's a cinder block wall & I'm just renting. I've got it propped up against that wall on top of a table instead.done_got_old said:I hung one more item.......a circle like thingy that I macramed years ago. My favorite hanging was too dirty and old to reuse, so I junked it before I moved.
Um, I don't think that's what she meant.Kylan said:All my pictures are too dirty for hanging as well. *sigh*