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LOL...you just couldn’t decide on a single syllable word to use...
I let him pick the word and at the time, that was his favorite word.
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Good morning Beautiful!!! I hope your able to make this an awesome weekend on purpose
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Good morning Beautiful!!! I hope your able to make this an awesome weekend on purpose
It won't be bad. Yesterday my lights flickered and went out!
I reached for my phone to call my neighbor and the phone rang. I called Ameren UE and reported the outage. I was told that there were an estimated 300 households without power, but workers had been dispatched to repair it. An hour later it was back on. My neighbor had no flashlight. All she had were tea lights. I told her that this was a warning for us to be prepared!
One of my students is making cups, glasses, etc. so I ordered a mug to replace one that was broken 30+ years ago. She's going to deliver it today. I was absent one day and one of my wild boys accidentally knocked it off my desk. All the kids said it was an accident. His father wrote me a note saying his son told him about the mishap and he wanted to replace it. The kid was honest, so I refused money to replace it.
It was my favorite mug. It said, "Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most." I still miss my mind.
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It won't be bad. Yesterday my lights flickered and went out!
My neighbor had no flashlight. All she had were tea lights. I told her that this was a warning for us to be prepared!
One of my students is making cups, glasses, etc. so I ordered a mug to replace one that was broken 30+ years ago. She's going to deliver it today. I was absent one day and one of my wild boys accidentally knocked it off my desk. All the kids said it was an accident. His father wrote me a note saying his son told him about the mishap and he wanted to replace it. The kid was honest, so I refused money to replace it.
It was my favorite mug. It said, "Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most." I still miss my mind.
I think we all miss our minds and how we've lost it over this election most recently. I'm not surprised by anything I see now. I refuse to be.
Anyhoo...I'm glad you're getting your mug replaced
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A guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account" To which the lady replied,
"I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked,
"What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
"I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now."
"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked,
"What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!"
"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"
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I was never involved in a food fight! In elementary school the lunches were pretty good, except for the spinach. If you got in trouble, you were spanked and your parents were called, so you probably got another one.
In 8th grade my friends and I went to a local restaurant for lunch. Nothing fancy and nothing expensive. The owner had a juke box and we spent our lunch period singing and dancing. She kicked us out it ten minutes before school resumed.
In high school the food was delicious and no one wanted to waste their money throwing it at someone.
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I wasn't positive what the picture was from...but assumed SNL. I have to admit there were times I laughed harder than I ever had in my life and, conversely, gagged because the skits were so disgusting. Not sure if you ever watched it but a lot of brilliant comedians for sure.
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I wasn't positive what the picture was from...but assumed SNL. I have to admit there were times I laughed harder than I ever had in my life and, conversely, gagged because the skits were so disgusting. Not sure if you ever watched it but a lot of brilliant comedians for sure.
Yes I watched it and laughed till I peed my pants!
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, D.C. Nothing was moving. Suddenly a man knocked on the window.
The driver rolled down the window and asked, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire U.S. Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asked.
The man replied, "Roughly a gallon."
The driver rolled down the window and asked, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped the entire U.S. Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asked.
The man replied, "Roughly a gallon."
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If this were true...the threat would send the correct or wanted legislation through...lol
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I laughed out loud when I thought back to my first day in the classroom. I was 21 years old and fresh out of college. I was so afraid the students would know that I had no idea what I was doing. I was sure parents would go to the area office and complain.
Some of my students remember that first day too. Their memory is so different from mine. They were scared to death of me. It was my voice many said. It reminded them of their mother! Oh, they were five years old and in the kindergarten!
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