DGO's New Unthread!

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Two convicts are working on a chain gang. "I heard the warden's daughter up and married a guy down on cellblock D," the first con says to the other. "The warden's mighty upset about it too."

"Why?" asks the second prisoner. "Because she married a con?"

"No. Because they eloped."

 

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Good evening DGO...hope you’re doing OK. And, yes, I really do care how you’re doing.

 

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Good evening DGO...hope you’re doing OK. And, yes, I really do care how you’re doing.

Thank you, I'm okay. I got my flu shot today, I'll vote tomorrow, so all is well.
Let me know how much you won in the lottery.

 

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Pfft...I never win. However, if I ever do, I’ll let you know. Course, I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for that to happen if I were you.

 

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I don't win either. The most I ever won was $100 on a scratch off!

 

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Yay!!! I did win $300 once. So, guess my winning is over..you can breathe now.

 

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which admittedly is a little different....

 

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I'll pass this johnson up.

 

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which admittedly is a little different....

I guess they say you're hot.

 

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So true!

 

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sorry hon....I couldn't resist this one.


SMH....dude, pull you're pants up.

 

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sorry hon....I couldn't resist this one.


SMH....dude, pull you're pants up.

He's worse than the young men who show their drawers!

 

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why is that?

 

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It's like cartoons on Saturday morning.

 

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Morning DGO...

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Good one!

 

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Yep, I'm still a crotch watcher! Grabber too if I get close enough. That's the advantage of being older. Folks think you're senile.......

 

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That's when you unload a can of Flying Insect spray.

 

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When my son was young, our word was Snuffleupagus. We never had to use it though.