DGO's New Unthread!

[done_got_old]

Sometimes it's best to ignore some people. You can't win an argument with an idiot.

 

[Papa-Joe]

Stopping in to say a quick Hi

 

[done_got_old]

I rarely post anything political, but this struck me as funny. If you don't like it, keep your opinions to yourself.


https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQma5moQonwCV2QX5JrTAV56v1pv7k4vpRjhwBwbezZPeXM/image.png

 

[done_got_old]

Yesterday we saw a high of 46! Tomorrow we're expecting -30 with the windchill!

 

[Cthulhu1138]

So my dyslexia/wishful thinking got the best of me--

Came in here expecting a thread on DOGs,
Leaving disappointed,
In my self most of all

 

[done_got_old]

So my dyslexia/wishful thinking got the best of me--

Came in here expecting a thread on DOGs,
Leaving disappointed,
In my self most of all

I'm sorry about that.

 

[done_got_old]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/15/1b/84/151b84a7e668b63763b8914401f8685c.jpg

 

[done_got_old]

The cure for sagging nuts!

https://youtu.be/1zdDfQrPi5Q

 

[done_got_old]

Super Bowl loss... Sorry, but we just have to keep this joke going. We're not sure what was greater, the number of fans welcoming the Rams back to California, or the three points the team scored in the Super Bowl. The Los Angeles Rams (and their 'fans') have been the butt of quite a few jokes since the team's embarrassing offensive showing in Super Bowl LIII. This image showing LA 'fans ' welcoming the team back to California after the loss might just take the cake, though.


https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/azm6tghyMGuIAlybRSnW2i59O3zUvbVqQj9Upou2510jQRYsuRUvar9WHriC78URKsZmhcc=s152

 

[done_got_old]

Incoming call from 314-310-5266

Me:Hello

Them: Hello, this is Connor on a recorded line. I see you were recently looking for a job.

Me: I would like to be removed from this list.

Conor: I understand that but we have lots of job opportunities. What kind of job were you looking for?

Me: prostitution

Conor: long pause...excuse me?

Me: prostitution. Fornication for financial gain. Copulating for cash. Hunching, humping, stroking...for monetary compensation

Conor: CLICK

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Incoming call from 314-310-5266

Me:Hello

Them: Hello, this is Connor on a recorded line. I see you were recently looking for a job.

Me: I would like to be removed from this list.

Conor: I understand that but we have lots of job opportunities. What kind of job were you looking for?

Me: prostitution

Conor: long pause...excuse me?

Me: prostitution. Fornication for financial gain. Copulating for cash. Hunching, humping, stroking...for monetary compensation

Conor: CLICK

I will never understand why this country has such a hang-up about wen of negotiable affection!*

Many of these females are bold entrepreneurs (entreprenuesses?) Looking to fill a need in the free market!

So sad

*please note I am not clever enough to have coined this term on my ownl

 

[Papa-Joe]

Thought I stop in and say Hi and show you what Winter looks like

 

[done_got_old]

Thought I stop in and say Hi and show you what Winter looks like

Gee, thanks for the reminder. I'm thankful we don't have that.

 

[starrynightin64]

Congrats!!! on your Littie award last night

 

[done_got_old]

Congrats!!! on your Littie award last night

Thanks. I didn't find out until this morning. It was quite a surprise.

 

[starrynightin64]

Thanks. I didn't find out until this morning. It was quite a surprise.

I was at a FD meeting last night or I'd have been watching this happen.
One of the guys texted me it was going on.
Congrats!!!

 

[done_got_old]

I was at a FD meeting last night or I'd have been watching this happen.
One of the guys texted me it was going on.
Congrats!!!

Thanks.

 

[Papa-Joe]

Congratulations on your Award

 

[done_got_old]

Thanks.

Thank you

 

[done_got_old]

https://dragonlaffs.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/4793_thumb.jpg?w=376&h=282

 

[tallladiesman]

https://dragonlaffs.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/4793_thumb.jpg?w=376&h=282

Anyone being cremated should go out to highway to hell

 

[done_got_old]

Anyone being cremated should go out to highway to hell

I'd pick Heatwave and the obit would include the poem, The Cremation of Sam McGee.

 

[starrynightin64]

Thought I stop in and say Hi and show you what Winter looks like

 

[starrynightin64]

I peek in here and see all this white stuff!
I am shocked!
& now cold too

 

[Papa-Joe]

I peek in here and see all this white stuff!
I am shocked!
& now cold too

Thats right and we got more of that white Stuff on top of this yet
Good Evening D G O and Starry thought I stop in and say Hi before I watch the Hockey Game