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Not a problem my dear! They aren't a favorite.

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Not a problem my dear! They aren't a favorite.

Order one anyway....I'll drink it for you.

 

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Order one anyway....I'll drink it for you.

You'll end up drunk!

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

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How did you know?

 

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Same here!

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

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I haven't had so much as a sip of beer since 1954!

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

I haven't had so much as a sip of beer since 1954!

I don't think its changed much since then.

 

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I don't think its changed much since then.

I was visiting my great-grandmother in Detroit. My great uncles were sitting around the patio drinking beer and playing dominoes. I asked my Uncle Isaac what he was drinking and could I have some. "No, you don't want to drink this pee." It didn't dawn on me to ask him why he was drinking it. A few days later I saw a can of beer and took a sip. Nasty! Nasty! Nasty!

 

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[Deleted member 3041612]

Good morning! Nice to see you today!

 

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Good morning! Nice to see you today!

Thank you

 

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I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business, when this drunk fat girl came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute, you gotta a phone number?"

I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"

She said, "Yeah, I got a pen."

I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."

Cost me 6 stitches.

 

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Mmmmm... Yeah.

 

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Mmmmm... Yeah.

Now I know!

 

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No kidding, she looks like one of my uncles (R.I.P.). He looked exactly like that, but with his hair cut short, minus the earrings.

Good morning!

 

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No kidding, she looks like one of my uncles (R.I.P.). He looked exactly like that, but with his hair cut short, minus the earrings.

Good morning!

Good morning to you! I'm glad I don't have the moustache!

 

[Just4AFriend]

Ahhh! I grew a beard and a moustache

Oh.. I’m a guy.

Yet another inequality

Sorry ladies

 

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Ahhh! I grew a beard and a moustache

Oh.. I’m a guy.

Yet another inequality

Sorry ladies

Not a problem. Thanks for dropping by.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Good morning! Your thread needs to be kept alive for all the smile inducing posts and laughs contained within it

 

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Good morning! Your thread needs to be kept alive for all the smile inducing posts and laughs contained within it

Thank you. I don't think most people ever peek in. I've thought about leaving LIT for good. I've taken several long vacations, but probably won't leave.