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Since lou didn't want to know, I do. How long is you dong?
 
Dndjsp said:
Since lou didn't want to know, I do. How long is you dong?

Jake is approximately 5" and always erect. Girth is unimpressive.

Butch is a solid 7" and also always erect. Nice girth -- rotating shaft, too. :D
 
impressive said:
Jake is approximately 5" and always erect. Girth is unimpressive.

Butch is a solid 7" and also always erect. Nice girth -- rotating shaft, too. :D

The rotating shaft is nice, yes?
Best $40 I ever spent...
 
Dndjsp said:
Since lou didn't want to know, I do. How long is you dong?

Why are you so fascinated by size? That's a serious question, btw.

As I just said in the other thread, for a guy to be brilliant at sex he has to have a lot more going for him than merely a big dick.

Like I said, big dick coupled with oozing sexiness and knowing what I love, that's what does it for me. ;)
 
Tatelou said:
Why are you so fascinated by size? That's a serious question, btw. As I just said in the other thread, for a guy to be brilliant at sex he has to have a lot more going for him than merely a big dick.Like I said, big dick coupled with oozing sexiness and knowing what I love, that's what does it for me. ;)


No fasination really, just wanted to see smart ass comments. BElieve me, I couldn't care less about it. I only fuck one man. I am just curios about average legth, from my experience 5.5 is small. just a curiosity thing.
 
Dndjsp said:
No fasination really, just wanted to see smart ass comments. BElieve me, I couldn't care less about it. I only fuck one man. I am just curios about average legth, from my experience 5.5 is small. just a curiosity thing.

Ok, I'll tell you. :D

The one I bought is 12 inches. It's a bendy double ender. :p
 
Tatelou said:
Ok, I'll tell you. :D

The one I bought is 12 inches. It's a bendy double ender. :p
My hubby wants me to buy one bigger than him, I am not so sure is twelve inches that great, sounds a wee bit painful . . .do you fold it around and use the other end too, or is SO a chick and you have some fun i wish I was watching.. . .for a porn writer I know surprisingly little about sex.
 
Dndjsp said:
My hubby wants me to buy one bigger than him, I am not so sure is twelve inches that great, sounds a wee bit painful . . .do you fold it around and use the other end too, or is SO a chick and you have some fun i wish I was watching.. . .for a porn writer I know surprisingly little about sex.

No, I'm straight. He's a bloke. Yep, bending it round and using both ends has been known, but it's also a good size for him to hold and use on me. He can grasp it in his fist, while um... and urm... well, I think you get the picture. ;)
 
Ok, I'll admit to being not even close to Lou's purchase.... ;)
 
Tatelou said:
No, I'm straight. He's a bloke. Yep, bending it round and using both ends has been known, but it's also a good size for him to hold and use on me. He can grasp it in his fist, while um... and urm... well, I think you get the picture. ;)
Damnably nice mental image.. He's a very lucky bloke.
 
Imagine a human 2 "D" cell maglite flashlight/torch, and your there. :D
 
so liar, you are one of those guys who has to wrap it around his waist a few times so he doesn't accidentally flush it?
 
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