devastating chemicals

[cantdog]

Buzzology 102.

Otherwise, second semester buzzology. So many people do not bother to take the second semester and remain dilletantes.

First, a quiz. To guage the experience of the seminar.

It is a seminar. Everyone gets to instruct each other.



1. Is the saying in this poster true or just a guess from a first-semester dude?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/sysladobsis/heroin.jpg

2. Does wine ride better on top of smoke or vice versa?

3. Taking water and aspirin... same night or in the morning, or both?


4. Do you really need to take hallucinogens in company?

5. Cocaine is reputed to enhance sex. Heroin is reputed to be better than. Acid is reputed to be not much good for sex, because you get distracted tooo easy, same for the mushrooms. Alcohol has an ancient rep of making sex easier, because women who drink fuck more quickly. Men who drink, the authorities suggest, become warmer and more interested, but less able (they wanna fuck, but can't perform).

5a What recreational chemicals enhance sex in your experience?

5b Does your experience with strong drink tally with the experts of centuries past?

That's good for now. Do your homework, boys and girls.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Buzzology 102.

Otherwise, second semester buzzology. So many people do not bother to take the second semester and remain dilletantes.

First, a quiz. To guage the experience of the seminar.

It is a seminar. Everyone gets to instruct each other.



1. Is the saying in this poster true or just a guess from a first-semester dude?

This dude is a post-doctoral student. If he said it, you might as well believe it!
Also- "Fucked up looks" is in the eye of the beholder. I'd strap Keef on, if he were a green moldering zombie...
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2. Does wine ride better on top of smoke or vice versa?
I'm a lightweight in both of these, I want caffeine along with any intoxicant, or I go to sleep
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3. Taking water and aspirin... same night or in the morning, or both?
Before the debauch- if you are that organised- same night, next morning. Lots and lots of water.
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4. Do you really need to take hallucinogens in company?
Dependable company, yes. Otherwise you might be better off alone.
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5. Cocaine is reputed to enhance sex. Heroin is reputed to be better than. Acid is reputed to be not much good for sex, because you get distracted tooo easy, same for the mushrooms. Alcohol has an ancient rep of making sex easier, because women who drink fuck more quickly. Men who drink, the authorities suggest, become warmer and more interested, but less able (they wanna fuck, but can't perform).

I asked a junky friend about H. I said- "so, is it like the best orgasm you ever had?" She said "No, it's like.. Complete security. Like the universe has a place especially for you, and you're there."
Which strikes me as the most seductive sensation I ever heard of and made me promise myself i would really, honestly, never ever try thestuff, because I would never want to leave that place either.
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5a What recreational chemicals enhance sex in your experience?
QUAALUDES!!!!!!'
Many of you might be too young to remember them. A taste of heaven. The finest seduction pill known to man. Or woman. *sob* I remember two completely hetero men falling into bed with me and doing things they never thought possible- AND- you wake up in the morning still happy about what you've done, you really do. Those two men remained friends for a long time afterwards.
(There's a sort of herbal equivalent- Kavakava. Just so you know...)
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5b Does your experience with strong drink tally with the experts of centuries past?

Yes, but by the time I started using strong drink, the male part of the equation wasn't an issue... You can wear out your arm on a really drunken dyke though.

That's good for now. Do your homework, boys and girls.

 

[Guest]

So let me get this straight.

You, fairly responsible person, retired firefighter, father of a brilliant child (in the pharmacy field, no less) are now proposing we all test drive/compare and contrast hallucenogens?

Really?

Cool.

http://bestsmileys.com/smoking/6.gif

 

[R. Richard]

3. Taking water and aspirin... same night or in the morning, or both?
Before the debauch- if you are that organised- same night, next morning. Lots and lots of water.

Many of the symptoms of a hangover are caused by dehydration. If you drink lots of water the night before and more in the morning, you can avoid some of the pain of too much to drink.

 

[impressive]

You can wear out your arm on a really drunken dyke though.

I remember 'ludes. Just made me sleepy.

Weed sex for me. Orgasm lasts forever ... or at least seems like it does. Either way, it's your reality at the time.

 

[cantdog]

I remember 'ludes. Just made me sleepy.

Weed sex for me. Orgasm lasts forever ... or at least seems like it does. Either way, it's your reality at the time.

Weed sex is damn good sex. Joy.

 

[Liar]

5a What recreational chemicals enhance sex in your experience?

Hormones?

 

[cantdog]

Yeah. I've met three people who simply hadn't much of any sex drive. They saw the rest of us as little short of madmen. Hooray for hormones, I say.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Weed sex = gooood
E sex = you'd think it would be good, but you can't get to the finish
LSD sex = wow, colors, textures, wow...can't come but, boy, the journey's fun
Alcohol sex = too much is no good, just enough is gooood

 

[cloudy]

Weed sex = gooood
E sex = you'd think it would be good, but you can't get to the finish
LSD sex = wow, colors, textures, wow...can't come but, boy, the journey's fun
Alcohol sex = too much is no good, just enough is gooood

What she said.

I remember 'ludes very fondly as well.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

I feel even more tame around here by the second.

 

[rgraham666]

You and me both Crim.

Only alcohol for me, and in small amounts.

I have enough problems with reality without screwing with my perception of it.

 

[cantdog]

Maybe you need Buzzology 101? Add and drop in Warburton Hall, a ten minute walk entirely across campus.

 

[lil_elvis]

Could you repeat the question?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

What she said.

I remember 'ludes very fondly as well.

We used to make it in the lab. Vitamin Q, we called it. Also known as Disco Aspirin.

If you hit the dosage right, they were swell. Too little and you fall asleep; too much and you start drooling but think you're still hot and can't figure out why no one will dance with you.

I'll never forget the guy at the bar who was all luded up and put his cigarette in his mouth backwards and kept on trying to light the filter, and there was nothing like coming up to some girl and having her turn those Quaalude eyes on you, her pupils rolling around like BB's in a boxcar.

Bring back the '70's, I say. You can't deny things were a lot more fun then, and what has sobriety ever gotten us?

 

[Stella_Omega]

It used to be sex, drugs and rock and roll- now it's safe sex, "just say no" and- well, at least real rock and roll is showing up again.

 

[cantdog]

You guys are sounding old, now. Bless you.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You guys are sounding old, now. Bless you.

Dammit, I am old. http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b344/struwwelpeter/KeithRichards.jpg

 

[oggbashan]

I remember the 1960s.

Why?

Because I was there and I didn't do drugs.

I drank alcohol, sometimes to excess. I only lost one night in the whole of the 1960s because I was too drunk to remember it. I reconstructed it with the help of my friends. According to them I didn't do anything unforgiveable. Stupid? Yes. Dangerous? Yes? Unforgiveable? No.

I spent some of the early and mid 1960s in Soho and Chelsea. I had a great time meeting so many people who became household names. They wouldn't remember me but I can remember them.

I had to protect and guard, and sometimes retrieve friends who were out of their heads on the latest high-making substance. Sometimes it was just boring. Dodging the police with a flaked out friend across my shoulders could be exciting.

No one would have reciprocated for me because I was too large and heavy. They'd have left me where I collapsed - so I couldn't collapse.

I still don't do drugs except nicotine and alcohol - the latter in small quantities.

I still remember the 1960s.

Og

 

[kinky shy girl]

Weed sex = gooood
E sex = you'd think it would be good, but you can't get to the finish
LSD sex = wow, colors, textures, wow...can't come but, boy, the journey's fun
Alcohol sex = too much is no good, just enough is gooood

Drunk sex rules!

My first and only time with weed made me sick. Blech. I haven't tried any of the other stuff.

 

[Liar]

Weed sex = gooood
E sex = you'd think it would be good, but you can't get to the finish
LSD sex = wow, colors, textures, wow...can't come but, boy, the journey's fun
Alcohol sex = too much is no good, just enough is gooood

sober sex = gooood
Weed sex = no difference
Alcohol sex = no difference
E sex = never tried, cen't say I wanna
LSD sex = was there sex? I can't recall.

 

[cantdog]

Sober sex = goood

Yeah. That's completely true. Maybe you aren't getting into the spirit, here!

 

[SeaCat]

I tried too many of them to remember them all. Now the only drugs I want in me during sex are Hormones. (Although a bit of wine or other spirits in her are just fine.)

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