Designing houses for sex.

KLCK

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So tell me what you would look for in a home designed for a romantic get away with a lover. For me, privacy is the main thing...so are rugs and a experienced maid service that has dealt with sperm stains in the carpets lol. I would also look for a warm interior for clothleseness.

I even designed an actual floorplan of what I want in a small romantic getaway vacation home. I needed the architecture practice anyway.

First floor
Second floor
 
So tell me what you would look for in a home designed for a romantic get away with a lover. For me, privacy is the main thing...so are rugs and a experienced maid service that has dealt with sperm stains in the carpets lol. I would also look for a warm interior for clothleseness.

I even designed an actual floorplan of what I want in a small romantic getaway vacation home. I needed the architecture practice anyway.

First floor
Second floor

okay, do you want a description for someone who has general, vanilla ( regular) sex, or is into a more deviant nature?
 
I want one of these. And a good kitchen, and a large bathroom.

And a door right out of the bedroom into a very secluded garden with another one of those in a tree.
*happy sigh*
 
So tell me what you would look for in a home designed for a romantic get away with a lover. For me, privacy is the main thing...so are rugs and a experienced maid service that has dealt with sperm stains in the carpets lol. I would also look for a warm interior for clothleseness.

I even designed an actual floorplan of what I want in a small romantic getaway vacation home. I needed the architecture practice anyway.

First floor
Second floor


It appears "Image Shack" has banned your floor plans.

Those must have been really hawt! ;)
 
What?

They show up for me...

Prolly because you're the creator, but no one else can see them; deemed by the site staff as being of a purient nature no doubt.;)
 
Thats so strange though...do you guys think they honestly banned them or does image shack just suck?
 
They do show, now. The Image Shack just has a thing against Lit, and won't let Lit see anything stored there. Try Photobucket or some private host.
 
Well, I have a few designs inside my head.

One is for the neurotic in me. (scared shitless, how the fuck do I keep the criminals out)

Two is for the rest of the world to see. ( if I ever had company, LOL)

and three is my ungodly dreamhouse.

...and then there's the little traveling camper that I would stay in for the rest of my life so I could travel.

Anyway, let's skip the first two, they're probably waiting for me on the market anyway.

#3 It's a ranch style house with a finished basement.

A kitchen area, with enough room so that I can have an eat in kitchen and walk around the table without being squished. Must seat 6- 8 people. Also I must have an island. And thier must be a window over the kitchen sink. Maybe a doorway onto the porch for the back yard.

A guest bedroom With a queen sized bed, silk sheets and many pillows. Has a side table with a drawer in it. all the furniture is made of wood. A window on the south wall. A closet on the east wall. A a full bathroom with a large two person shower in it, no bathtub. Shower's are enclosed with clear glass doors that open not slide. Tile is mirrored everywhere in that room. Sink is also an Aquarium. Yeah you know the kind google it. White porcelain toilet. Floor is white cement with drain in the middle. (so water or other liquids can go anywhere, with easy cleanup)

The master bedroom has two smaller rooms off of it. Call them walk in closets. one will be fitted with a strippers pole. and a mirrored wall with it. the other will be a cell/ cage. with cold metal walls. A large dog bed and a water and food dish will go in there. Inside the master bedroom itself, there will be a king size bed. Enough room to have large chair, and othe equitment inside the room. one wall will be bricked off. there will also be a fireplace. the bricked off wall will have manacles hanging from it, two sets. One window, shall also be in this room. Not facing the bed. The bedlinens shall be interchangeable between latex, PVC and/or cotton. Recessed dimmable lighting shall come from the ceiling. The colors for the room shall be black and red, and cream.

The Master bathroom shall also have a multishower area in it. and a four person jacuzzi. the only way to get into theis bathroom is to go into the master bedroom.

Small room shall be cordoned off for laundry and pantry.

The living room shall be the finished off basement. Lots of pillows couches and another king sized bed with a canopy top on it. Large screen television on the wall and room for a large book and video collection. Maybe wraparound shelving.

Pool and gated area around the house. backporch with grill. Enough seating for 6-8. this house shall be on a 6 acre lot surrounded by woods.

Garage off the side of the house with direct entry. Solar power water heater. Solar and wind power for energy. Septic tank. Compost pile and Garden area are required. Skylights optional.
 
Sounds pretty nice KarmaKitty. I usually go for a large mainhouse for generally living in and then a smaller vacation house (or two) for just two people.

I also love earthy tones like red,brown,gold and varios hues of amber,rust and bronze. I would have a nice bright interior for a vacation home by the beach though!
 
Thats so strange though...do you guys think they honestly banned them or does image shack just suck?
Imageshack blocks hotlinks to "undesireable sites" like Literotica. They also block access when their system detects a "refered from" identifier they've blocked hotlinking for.

To view an imageshack link from literotica, it is necessary to copy the link, open a fresh browser window on a site not blocked by imageshack, and paste the link into the address bar of your browser. Once the image is in your "cache" or temporary internet files, it will show up here as well, because your browser doesn't have to negotiate with imageshack to display the image.
 
Well thats cool. Screw you imageshack!

I have always wanted a tower of sorts as a home...kinda beckons to that tree house interest as a kid.
 
I work for an architectural firm, and have helped design many a house, but I have no idea what I would want for my own house when designing for sexual needs...
 
I'd settle for a house where the kids can't hear us play and we can't hear their videogames/music. :D
 
I work for an architectural firm, and have helped design many a house, but I have no idea what I would want for my own house when designing for sexual needs...

I just got out of high school and am going to major in architecture. I have a bajillion ideas on things I like to design but I have put very few on paper.

Call it crazed teenage hormones but I always have been interested in buildings used for sexual means.

Hopefully prostitution will be legalized and I can get business when I get out of college designing brothel's.

I wonder if there is a healthy niche market for secret sex dungeons...HMMMMM.
 
I just got out of high school and am going to major in architecture. I have a bajillion ideas on things I like to design but I have put very few on paper.

Call it crazed teenage hormones but I always have been interested in buildings used for sexual means.

Hopefully prostitution will be legalized and I can get business when I get out of college designing brothel's.

I wonder if there is a healthy niche market for secret sex dungeons...HMMMMM.

In Australia ( I read this on the internet ) they have Public Dungeons.
 
I just got out of high school and am going to major in architecture. I have a bajillion ideas on things I like to design but I have put very few on paper.

Call it crazed teenage hormones but I always have been interested in buildings used for sexual means.

Hopefully prostitution will be legalized and I can get business when I get out of college designing brothel's.

I wonder if there is a healthy niche market for secret sex dungeons...HMMMMM.

there's this place by me... a hotel type thing... and you pay by the hours... and each room has a different theme.... on of them is a dungeon
 
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