DesEsseintes

Tedious Essentials has a nice ring!

:mad:
You're talking about the putative child I won't have with the e-fiancée I've never met!

Some things are sacred, Sister. And thanks to everyone for being so lovely about me and my funny ways. I've said it before, but I love this place and all you wonderful people in it.
 
If only he had more in common with my cat.
In fact I'd like all of you a lot more if you did.

Aloof, and nonchalant, then wonderfully affectionate, walking around your flat with no clothes on occasionally licking himself with one foot in this world, and the other in trans-dimensional space?

My face has jealousy flares as I think it, that then blossom to full flames of envy as I type it, but I think Des already meets these requirements.

Have fun you two. Try not to break the universe.
 
Des is just plain awesomeness. I can't believe that ANYONE would have him on ignore.
 
Aloof, and nonchalant, then wonderfully affectionate, walking around your flat with no clothes on occasionally licking himself with one foot in this world, and the other in trans-dimensional space?

My face has jealousy flares as I think it, that then blossom to full flames of envy as I type it, but I think Des already meets these requirements.

Have fun you two. Try not to break the universe.

If DesEsseintes is also covered in soft fur and will chase any mice or moths seen about the apartment, occasionally dancing cutely on his hind legs to do so, he just might be the one.
 
When I first came back to Lit I was sure Des was a woman.


Now I'm only half sure.
 
If only he had more in common with my cat.
In fact I'd like all of you a lot more if you did.

You want us all watching you from behind your drapes, waiting until you pass to attack?

Oh, wait, forgot what I was going to do. Think I'll go behead a mouse and leave it on your pillow. Then poop in the corner behind your craft basket. Seems a bit soft, might need to take me to the vet.
 
:mad:
You're talking about the putative child I won't have with the e-fiancée I've never met!

Some things are sacred, Sister. And thanks to everyone for being so lovely about me and my funny ways. I've said it before, but I love this place and all you wonderful people in it.

Just when I thought that you had the sense and taste to stay to stay out of this thread...

I am appalled.
 
I like him. I imagine he has an awesome accent and maybe he wears an ascot.

He popped on the scene and made his place here at lit and fits in like one of your old friends from childhood. He has a kind and genuine side yet when you least expect it he can strike subtly like a rattle snake. He's a welcome addition to the GB.
 
I like him. I imagine he has an awesome accent and maybe he wears an ascot.

He popped on the scene and made his place here at lit and fits in like one of your old friends from childhood. He has a kind and genuine side yet when you least expect it he can strike subtly like a rattle snake. He's a welcome addition to the GB.
That was bang-on! Too right, you.

(I'm practicing my Britishisms for when I force him to marry me)
 
Des is the tits. And, I'm not just saying that because he let me off the hook for locking him up and throwing a party in his room.
 
Also, could someone please let 1HF know that this thread is starting to get off topic?
 
don't be oblique :D and - ew, think about the fur, man!

so, no: Des is a tasty treat Lit is very partial to, with many litsters happy for him to be the filling in their sandwiches.

A marmalade gummi bear sandwich.
 
Now I have to google DesEsseintes to figure out what this word means.
 
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