Describe your ideal man/woman!

[Eagle70]

Hey all, i've had a few too many late night hanging out convos on this subject with my friends, so i thought i'd post it on the board. What does your ideal man or woman look like? act like? dress like? things of that nature. Time to start it off i guess.

My own ideal woman would be tall,with an athletic build...no toothpicks thank you, a woman with curves is diesle, but if a toothpick meets the other requirements, why not? Hair color dosent matter, blonde or brunette, redhead or whatever, matters not, i must say, i do like long hair though. Gotta have the belly button piercing, and a tounge ring would be money too. Tattoo on the lower back....and i'm in heaven, looks wise.

As for how she'd act, gotta be funloving, but able to have serious and deep conversation too. And she's gotta laugh at my god-awful jokes as well. She's gotta be kind to animals and small children to boot.

How she dresses? well, i'm attracted to a certain kind of look...the little t-shirts with the stomach showing...tight pants...thongs...that kinda thing...a girl that has a great body and is proud of it. Yup yup, straight money baby.

Sounds like a damn personal ad, this whole topic might get blown off, but i sure hope not. Lets see what everyone else wants in their dream mate!!!

 

[Kitte]

My own ideal woman would be tall,with an athletic build... Gotta have the belly button piercing, and a tounge ring would be money too. Tattoo on the lower back....well, i'm attracted to a certain kind of look...the little t-shirts with the stomach showing...tight pants...thongs...that kinda thing...a girl that has a great body and is proud of it. Yup yup, straight money baby.

Gee you arent looking for much!

In men Im looking for tall, sweet, romantic, well read, weight prop. to height. Tho I am fond of short lil red headed women...

 

[Eagle70]

Hahaha, i said ideal Kitte, in other words, only in my dreams!

 

[Zamdrist]

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In men Im looking for tall, sweet, romantic, well read, weight prop. to height. Tho I am fond of short lil red headed women...

I'm short, I got red hair, but I'm not a woman

LOL.

 

[nasty]

My ideal woman is around 5 ft. 5-5,(I'm only 5 ft., myself.) Eye color, hair color, skin color don't matter. She's got a sense of humor, and, all around great person. Excepts me for me. She's got curves in the right place. I don't really like toothpicks,(but, I wouldn't say no to em, either.) They've got Mid-B-early C cups, and, has an ass that can be slapped, then shake. I don't like flatasses,(though, refer to toothpicks portion.) Clothes don't matter, as long as they aren't too trashy.

Man-Same as woman, but, has a fairly average penis,(knows what to do with it, anyhow.)

 

[Kitte]

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I'm short, I got red hair, but I'm not a woman

LOL.

Aww Zam... your still adorable even tho marxist says you look like Danny Bonaduche

 

[Zamdrist]

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Aww Zam... your still adorable even tho marxist says you look like Danny Bonaduche

Danny was a stud muffin. He stole all of the girls from Cassidy! I saw it all on VH1!

 

[His_kitty]

Even though physical attributes are not very important to me, I have always liked dark hair and eyes .... tall (maybe because I'm so dang short), large hands and long fingers are great *eg*, nice teeth, muscular calves and thighs.

Emotionally I love a man who is self-assured, someone who knows who they are and what they want, affectionate.
A man who knows when I want to be made love to with tenderness and lovingly. Who also knows when I just want to be slammed against the wall and fucked hard and rough. I like him a lil older, wiser and articulate. Someone who can read my ever changing mood. But most importantly a man who can joke me out of a bad or sad one. Someone who can make me laugh, be silly and make fun of himself, but knows when its time to be serious.

It's a tall order to fill .....Gawd I'm lucky that I happened to find him.



kitty

 

[Eagle70]

god i feel so shallow

 

[Kitte]

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Danny was a stud muffin. He stole all of the girls from Cassidy! I saw it all on VH1!

YOU GO STUD MUFFIN ZAM!

 

[Sillyman]

Strictly speaking as an ideal...

She would be broad shouldered, with broad hips and large breasts. She would have black hair and preferably blue or green eyes. She would like to dress kind of trashy, but not with a lot of makeup except maybe for some dark red lipstick. SHe would be pale too.

She would be friendly and outgoing, with a wicked sense of humor and appreciation for satire and dark irony. She wouldn't be especially religeous, but would consider all religeous and ethical questions very seriosly. She would like to talk. She would be intelligent and capable of being responsible. She would love me.

Sexually she would be up for anything I suggested and would make a few suggestions of her own. She would be very kinky and would want sex often.

She would enjoy mainly the same things I enjoy for hobbies.

That's really all I can think of right now.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

My ideal man:

at least 6'2, long, dark hair (I love long hair), smooth, flawless skin (light or dark doesnt really matter), some muscle tone, but not a musclehead... I like men who can move with grace.. I love a good smile, and deep, brown eyes. I like men who dress casually, but have the ability to clean up really nice.. I love my baby, he's tall, lovely-looking, and sexy as all get out.

Attitude is key.. must be intelligent, sweet, caring, and not macho. I hate macho people. I could say much more on the subject, but I won't bother, cus I've found my guy.

The perfect woman, I've been with... and she was one of an identical twin that I was with, too. They were about 5'10, long, lithe bodies.. beautiful legs. Theyw ere gymnasts. They had long, brown hair with bangs, and tanned skin. Long fingernails and beautiful breasts... nice, flat tummies. God I miss them...

 

[Private Vasquez]

I like my transvestites flashy!

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

She would be playful, intelligent, passionate, capable and responsible. She would be poetic and graceful, polite and pleasant and a good listener. Independent, patient and with the potential to be a good mother.

If she was all that..I don't care what she looks like.

If I have to pick a physical form...

5'3"-5'6"
Don't care what color eyes, clear is important though.
Thin and athletic..but I like breasts too.
I like thick hair on the head..and no hair anywhere else

 

[OpposingBalance]

hmmm...
Lets see. My ideal mate would be strong and independant. Willing and able to treat me like shit if I deserve it...but only if I deserve it.
Oh, and hopefully, they would be athletic, and somewhere around my height(give or take a few inches). I have found that I like that best. (5'7")

 

[nzwookie]

My ideal woman do'es not exist !!!!!!
So I found the perfect one instead ................

 

[OpposingBalance]

Really? Wow!
Its been my experience that the "perfect" man or woman doesnt exist. you must be very lucky indeed...

 

[medjay]

No need to describe her: Here's a picture!

 

[J.B.]

Hmmm... my ideal mate....
Well he'd have to be funny. Know how to have fun. Someone I can have an actual conversation with. Maybe a little nerdy or goofy.Someone who enjoys doing stuff outdoors but can veg. out on the couch too. or go do something nuts just for the hell of it.
The physical's not a huge issue with me. Tall, I'm only 5'3" to not too hard to be taller. Hair isn't a big deal. Neither is eye color, as long as he has a direct look and honest eyes. But he has to have a butt. BIG, small no huge deal just as long as he does have one. I love butts. (for those of you who didn't know) Oh and legs. A nice strong jaw.
Someone who knows what he wants. Someone who doesn't mind arguments. I don't want someone I can walk all over. But I don't want a jerk either.
Someone who love sex as much as I do & is willing to try new things with me. I'll add more as I think of them

 

[Lost Cause]

My ideal woman has to have fire in her eyes! It is such a turn-on for me for a female to be passionate about what she believes in, and will not yield to other's pressure. She can be most any race, build, but I'm partial to redheads! I'd like her to be versatile, comfortable in a museum, or on the back of my Harley. Sipping a beer, or drinking champagne. I don't think this is a difficult criteria to meet, all it requires is a female that does not see herself as above common life experiences. That she doesn't have to put on a show for others, and has an open mind and is curious about the unknown. To me, that is the essence of life, why we're here, and what gives us joy. I'd expect her to look for the same attributes in myself!

 

[Liontamr]

Ideal woman..

- Look aren't important in the least.. I hate to be judged based on mine, so I dare not do it to anyone else.

- MUST have a sence of humor, can't always be stressed over every single thing. Not saying there can't be serious stree out times.. but it can't be every moment together.

- Wanting to do more than just watch TV night in and night out.

- High sex drive a bonus.. I won't ask to play every single night, but when I get hard, I don't need to be greeted with a roll of the eyes. Sticking with sex, a woman who knows what she is doing in bed would be very nice as well.

- I guess since this is "ideal" woman, then a love for hockey would be very good. At worst, a woman who will let me watch a game at least once a week and will at least let any talk of hockey from me go in one ear and out the other and just nod her head.

I don't think that's asking for much

 

[J.B.]

Funny I do like to play every night

 

[Liontamr]

Funny I do like to play every night

Is that so huh?

Do you enjoy going out for walks?

Like hockey at all?

 

[J.B.]

Is that so huh?
Do you enjoy going out for walks?
Like hockey at all?

Ofcourse! I love going hiking though. Oh as for hockey I love it, but I tend to root for the Ducks... Don't hate me. Yeah I like the Kings (duhh L.A.) & the Red Wings but... well...

 

[scylis]

my ideal woman...

is one with a pulse. or not.

pulse optional.