DeSade owns me.

Calamity Jane

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His sigline says so.

Since he also owns Problem Child, DCL, RawHumor, Never, and Purple haze, is it safe to assume there are nightly orgies in his dungeon? I'm new to this little clique and I'm not sure about the etiquette.
 
pagancowgirl said:
His sigline says so.

Since he also owns Problem Child, DCL, RawHumor, Never, and Purple haze, is it safe to assume there are nightly orgies in his dungeon? I'm new to this little clique and I'm not sure about the ettiquette.

I can't help you with the ettiquette. But would he be willing to lease you out on a rent-to-own basis?
 
No orgies. He rents you out to interested parties. You're do at my house next Wednesday.
 
Mischka said:
No orgies. He rents you out to interested parties. You're do at my house next Wednesday.

Um, Mischka. It's obvious you are under the weather. I'm agog. Simply agog.
 
He's got a Monopoly.

Now he can put up a Hotel on PCG and charge everyone that lands on her.
 
lavender said:
Um, Mischka. It's obvious you are under the weather. I'm agog. Simply agog.
Egad. I am done editing articles today. I don't want to read my mishaps tomorrow and cringe.
 
pagancowgirl said:
His sigline says so.

Since he also owns Problem Child, DCL, RawHumor, Never, and Purple haze, is it safe to assume there are nightly orgies in his dungeon? I'm new to this little clique and I'm not sure about the etiquette.



I could have sworn he owned Brokenbrainwave earlier... he must have chucked him to the side though. Since he's no longer listed in the sig line.
 
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His_kitty said:
I could have sworn he owned Brokenbrainwave earlier... he must have chucked him to the side though. Since he's no longer listed in the sig line.

I think he traded him in a merger/acquisition for Reading Railroad.
 
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His_kitty said:
I could have sworn he owned Brokenbrainwave earlier... he must have chucked him to the side though. Since he's no longer listed in the sig line.

He can only fit six in his '79 Dodge K-car which he actually does own.

Never and PH ride in the trunk.
 
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Bluesboy2 said:
I can't help you with the ettiquette. But would he be willing to lease you out on a rent-to-own basis?
no one wants her.
Like I said before, start acting civil and I'll stop the bullshit.
Its up to you.
btw, pagan, I must've gotten under your skin to make a thread dedicated to me. :p
 
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Problem Child said:
He can only fit six in his '79 Dodge K-car which he actually does own.
oh, another assumption, what a surprise. :rolleyes:
 
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De Sade said:
no one wants her.
Like I said before, start acting civil and I'll stop the bullshit.
Its up to you.
btw, pagan, I must've gotten under your skin to make a thread dedicated to me. :p

You are going to make many many friends here I am certain. We hadn't crossed paths before. Now I know why.
 
Awww, PCG don't listen to him, you know I want you. Can you be at my house by say, 10 p.m.? I have the vanilla vodka ready and the kids can be shipped off for the evening...
 
Bluesboy2 said:
You are going to make many many friends here I am certain. We hadn't crossed paths before. Now I know why.
because you like others are afraid of my opinions? hmmmmm
 
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storm1969 said:
No, the thimble. He lost the top hat and car.
maybe after he passes GO, and collects his $200, he can get them back from the repo man.
 
He can own me too if he can afford the maintenance fees.

I require weekly manicures, monthly pedicure, a haircut every four weeks or so, color every eight, full leg and bikini wax monthly, new shoes whenever the hell I feel like I need new shoes, the occasional handbag ( to go with the shoes, duh), and something shiny two to three times per year. Other charges may be assessed as and when.
 
SaucyWench said:
Awww, PCG don't listen to him, you know I want you. Can you be at my house by say, 10 p.m.? I have the vanilla vodka ready and the kids can be shipped off for the evening...

Shit, I will.
 
I had to turn on sigs to see what the fuss was.

DeSade, please remove me from your sigline. I really wouldn't want anyone to mistake my presence there as a tacit endorsement.
 
storm1969 said:
He's got a Monopoly.

Now he can put up a Hotel on PCG and charge everyone that lands on her.

Which is way better than being used as his own personal toxic waste dump... also known as being forced to copulate with him.
 
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