Depleted Cranium Weapons

[RosevilleCAguy]

It sucks that I don't know what to believe. Well, except for the stuff about Santa, the tooth fairy, and corporate earnings.

I saw a post on the Web.

You know how we have millions of craniums wasted online that we don't know what else to do with. Well some smart bastard came up with a way of getting some amusement.

Guess how? They make bulletin boards. What these "smart bastards" did was to make something that supposedly would occupy our genitals, but know what, the brains attached are still active but only in a limited capacity because of blood flow restrictions. Then they sit back and laugh their evil heads off.

Anyway, I'm so pissed, I'm gonna go squirrel hunting. Mount the nuts on a wall if I get one.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

To describe your cranium...please substitute depleted for deflated.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Nosiree Bob.

I've always wanted to be able to say that.

 

[marksgirl]

Just the title of this thread cracked me up!

Hey don't shoot Bob!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Hmmm, depleted cranium weapons??

I assume you mean that you need a depleted cranium to use them? If so, then those would be the weapons that Hanns uses to snipe with?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Just the title of this thread cracked me up!

Hey don't shoot Bob!

i'd never shoot Bob. We got us this thing going......

Now, cutting the nuts off of his AV is another story.........

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Hey, he's going squirrel hunting....he needs a deflated cranium to fit the Elmer Fudd role.

 

[curious2c]

Looks like his blower is running hard. Blower, hard, get it? heh heh.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Hey, he's going squirrel hunting....he needs a deflated cranium to fit the Elmer Fudd role.

Be vewy, vewy quiet................

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Looks like his blower is running hard. Blower, hard, get it? heh heh.

When I get blown, I get hard. It also inflates my cranium.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

And that would be? Elmer Pudd?

 

[curious2c]

Are you saying that you have a lot of air in your cranium Roseville guy?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

And that would be? Elmer Pudd?

More like Euell Gibbons.

"Unlike many parts of a squirrel, the nuts are edible"

 

[bluemuse]

It sucks that I don't know what to believe. Well, except for the stuff about Santa, the tooth fairy, and corporate earnings.

I saw a post on the Web.

You know how we have millions of craniums wasted online that we don't know what else to do with. Well some smart bastard came up with a way of getting some amusement.

Guess how? They make bulletin boards. What these "smart bastards" did was to make something that supposedly would occupy our genitals, but know what, the brains attached are still active but only in a limited capacity because of blood flow restrictions. Then they sit back and laugh their evil heads off.

Anyway, I'm so pissed, I'm gonna go squirrel hunting. Mount the nuts on a wall if I get one.

You're weird.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Are you saying that you have a lot of air in your cranium Roseville guy?

Its either that or deflated. My hat doesn't fit if its deflated.

 

[curious2c]

Then I woudl be correct in saying that you are a blow-hard air-head?

Just kidding of course.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Depleted Cranium Weapons

You're weird.

Compared to a peach, I am weird, compared to a head of lettuce, even more so, ompared to Bob, I have not even begun to weird.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Then I woudl be correct in saying that you are a blow-hard air-head?

Just kidding of course.

I'd prefer hard-blown. But essentially correct in context.

 

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[curious2c]

speaking of depleted craniums...

 

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[RosevilleCAguy]

speaking of depleted craniums...

Remeber, its always about me.

 

[bluemuse]

I'd prefer hard-blown. But essentially correct in context.

You're weirder than weird...

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

You're weirder than weird...

Finally, the recognition I so richly deserve.

At this time, I'd like to thank the academy, and all the little people who helped me to become what I am today....

 

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