If there's a hygienist around, is it done on purpose when they're working on your mouth and make you turn your head towards them sitting on the stool and coincidently rub their titties against you or sometimes from behind the stool?
This topic reminds me of a funny story. I had a buddy who had a real crush on his dental hygienist, but she was married and he was quite aware that she had no interest in him. Still, he wanted to maximize his time in the chair with her, so he would always eat about a half dozen oreos just before going in for his regular cleanings.
Oh my God! I had one who was always directly behind me with her tits resting on my forehead for the whole cleaning. I was hoping there'd be a Seinfeld situation...no penthouse magazines in the waiting room, though