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Three people can keep a secret.... as long as two of them are dead!
 
Good ahead and turn on those out door Christmas lights. Be the first in your neighborhood.

:devil:
 
Sometimes when a situation arises and your not sure what to fo, take a step and and let it flow
 
Brush your teeth in the shower. I switched to an electric toothbrush a few months back and I miss it. It makes you feel so fresh!
 
"no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room."

Some of the things I said may not apply to you
Some of the things I said may offend you
But no matter who you are
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper says
There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room! NONE!
 
My Grannies advice. Keep his stomach full and his balls empty. She never said it like that but that is what she always alluded to. :heart: It works. :):devil:
 
My Grannies advice. Keep his stomach full and his balls empty. She never said it like that but that is what she always alluded to. :heart: It works. :):devil:

Oddly enough my Granny just told me to take a flashlight to the outhouse at night.
 
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