What’s your random advice?

for partners

Sometimes "winning" an argument is not as important as understanding an argument. Don't let your ego get in the way of being happier long term.
 
Make ............it to the finish line....

After age twenty each decade could and should be considered a level achieved in the game of life. Why not I ask U ? By twenty , your life should be in your own hands and driven by your life choices made up to that point. Your body changes along with your life situations , why not summarize it all at ten year intervals ?

Makes total sense to me. A good summarization and reflection never hurt nobody. That first level "the twenties" are basically the wonder years. If you don't have a "I wonder" what the hell I was thinking when I made that decision memories, you did it wrong. Those are your hall pass years , U get to look back an chalk any bad decisions along your path on lack of expendable cash and a over active libido.

The second level " the thirties " if U will , should have been without question your defining years. Your life's sound track at this point is full of incredible music that owns and defines you. Everything should be in working order. Life should be running along like a muscle car on the open highway on a sunny day.

Full throttle and balls to the walls. If you have made good life choices during the **wonder years and didn't pollute your body to bad with vices it should be running at a pre peaking level. Your mind should be focused and ready to set achievable goals. Anything and everything you want is achievable at this moment. A thirty year mortgage shouldn't seem like that long of a commitment. Your *Dad or *Mom body is finding it's happy place in the mirror every morning when you say hello to it while brushing your teeth. No worries ! Kids and fur babies are full of energy and are ever so time consuming. No sweat, you got this. Sleeping is for old people, you aren't old , your only in your *thirties.

Then the big four "oh" comes a calling...lol... Oh shit , I'm old !! In reality and after the shock and numbness of the number sinks in, " your forties" aren't that bad. In fact your body should be peaking mentally and physically. Your comfortable with the user names that you are using online. They amuse you and kinda sorta define your mental well being and overall outlook on life at this point. Your forty something online user history is another story tho. You can totally blame that on now having expendable cash and a over active peaking libido...lol.

Then in a blink of an eye the half a century mark strikes. Half a frigging century !! Holy crap batman , I'm tired my joints hurt and the end is stalking me in the horizon. In the wake of the life levels archived by now U have lost loved ones, fur babies, friends and sight of your personal end game goals. Sometimes it's overwhelming , the expectations of others are unrealistic and grumpy face is now your life's emoji. That's all as changeable as a depends!

It depends on your end game goals. If your planning on leaving it all on the field and getting your bonus levels, now is the time to do so. Do what makes you happy. Be your own number one, take care of yourself knowing that your rusting from the inside out and the check will be presented and must be paid. Tip yourself with a workable exit plan. I'm going to start counting backwards myself. These are my "knew wonder years". My life's in my own hands an being driven anew by my life choices taken now.

"Seventy six" should be a goal age U want to achieve instead of just waiting for "old age" to take U psychically and mentally. Counting backwards U have how many years left to work with.

Makes perfect sense and using the skills you've earned in each level of the game of life, U gots mad skills to win the prize.

Making it to the finish line ; doesn't mean it's the end. It means U left it all out there on the playing field. Yeppers @ seventy six is when U say fuk it,.

I'm just killing time now and chill'n like a villain letting this old age sink in and do its thing.

:devil:
 
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Three people can keep a secret.... as long as two of them are dead!
 
Good ahead and turn on those out door Christmas lights. Be the first in your neighborhood.

:devil:
 
Sometimes when a situation arises and your not sure what to fo, take a step and and let it flow
 
Brush your teeth in the shower. I switched to an electric toothbrush a few months back and I miss it. It makes you feel so fresh!
 
"no matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room."

Some of the things I said may not apply to you
Some of the things I said may offend you
But no matter who you are
You must remember this one thing:
No matter what a stripper says
There Is No Sex In The Champagne Room! NONE!
 
My Grannies advice. Keep his stomach full and his balls empty. She never said it like that but that is what she always alluded to. :heart: It works. :):devil:
 
My Grannies advice. Keep his stomach full and his balls empty. She never said it like that but that is what she always alluded to. :heart: It works. :):devil:

Oddly enough my Granny just told me to take a flashlight to the outhouse at night.
 
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