What’s your random advice?

[willlph]

Don’t fry bacon without a shirt on

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time - and annoys the pig.

 

[Btq97]

If you run out of lube, motor oil is not a good replacement

 

[Kimlikes]

Never eat yellow snow

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

When you’re at the grocery store and all the lines are long, if you gat in a line behind someone attractive at least you have a nice view while you wait!

 

[Leigh81]

Don't believe mainstream media

 

[Btq97]

Measure one cut twice no wait measure once and then get a grow up to check it

 

[Trubbycat]

Vinegar will clean up dried toothpaste better than anything.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Never pee into the wind

 

[Leigh81]

Brine your turkey so you have juicy white meat

 

[dreamysub]

Saw this on the interent the other day, it kinda touched me.

"Should I go to the left wheres nothing right, or to the right wheres nothing left?"

So much for my advice lol

 

[v_indigo]

You’ll never be rich, so don’t believe them

 

[JuicyWife]

Never get high on you own supply

 

[jaF0]

Find a new gig.

Not the same as the old gig.

 

[IvorieFrost]

Don't dye your hair this color unless yyou're truly committed to it
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[IvorieFrost]

Don't fuck around with photo filters too much, you can get some weird results

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[IvorieFrost]

Haha ha I look like an Oompa Loompa

 

[Btq97]

Haha ha I look like an Oompa Loompa

Looks ok to me

 

[IvorieFrost]

Looks ok to me

Merry xmas to you

 

[Btq97]

Merry xmas to you

Thank you

 

[Btq97]

Remember Dr who Xmas specials can be a bit rubish

 

[IvorieFrost]

If you're seeing multiple sex partners over a single weekend, try to change panties in between partners. It's the yeast u could do.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Remember Dr who Xmas specials can be a bit rubish

I don't know, I liked the singing Goblin song.

But I'm not a fan of this Doctor already. Bring back Tennant! He's the GOAT.

 

[Btq97]

I don't know, I liked the singing Goblin song.

But I'm not a fan of this Doctor already. Bring back Tennant! He's the GOAT.

I am prepared to give him a chance.
But there was no fucking reason for the song.

 

[Sct73]

Don't fuck around with photo filters too much, you can get some weird results

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You don’t need filters