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jadefirefly said:
What if they look like massive walking squids intent on the complete destruction and annhaialation (I KNOW that is not spelled right) of the earth in a mindless, alien rage..... but have little bows on?

I offer the following as an example:
Click me. You know you want to.
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You're AV is stunning! :rose: But why so sad?
 
chris9 said:
You're AV is stunning! :rose: But why so sad?
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That'd take a long time to explain.

The short version, though, is that I actually tend to look sad if I'm not looking like anything else. When I sort of space out, or am simply not smiling (or looking angry), I am always being asked why I'm sad.
 
Ok, you all are totally freaking yourself out. If you stop I'll give you a cookie, if you don't I'll wipe santizer on you and then tie you down while all the little germs die. You'll have to listen to them scream 'NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAH'.
 
graceanne said:
Ok, you all are totally freaking yourself out. If you stop I'll give you a cookie, if you don't I'll wipe santizer on you and then tie you down while all the little germs die. You'll have to listen to them scream 'NO! NO! AAAAAAAAAAH'.
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But what happens to them AFTER they die, Grace?! AFTER!!! Do they just lie there.... little dead, dehydrated germ corpses? Or do they disappear in a poof of smoke, melting away like acid poured on zombies???

Inquiring minds MUST KNOW!!!!



I can't tell you how much this is cheering me up..... *eg*
 
jadefirefly said:
But what happens to them AFTER they die, Grace?! AFTER!!! Do they just lie there.... little dead, dehydrated germ corpses? Or do they disappear in a poof of smoke, melting away like acid poured on zombies???

Inquiring minds MUST KNOW!!!!



I can't tell you how much this is cheering me up..... *eg*
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They probably evaporate with the alcohol.
 
jadefirefly said:
Inquiring minds MUST KNOW!!!!



I can't tell you how much this is cheering me up..... *eg*
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Miss Jade are you channeling Angelic again ..........oooooh bet he could up the anti on the squick factor real fast....... :D
 
Is anybody else flashing on the MST3K episode about the War in Mike's Eyelashes?
 
jadefirefly said:
But what happens to them AFTER they die, Grace?! AFTER!!! Do they just lie there.... little dead, dehydrated germ corpses? Or do they disappear in a poof of smoke, melting away like acid poured on zombies???

Inquiring minds MUST KNOW!!!!



I can't tell you how much this is cheering me up..... *eg*
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they are eaten - eaten by other very very very little bitty thingies that live ALL OVER YOUR BODY. These little bitty thingies digest the other little bitty thingies and then poop out the bad parts.

here is a picture of the very very very little bitty thingie's poop








I remember this from a class I took in high school about 40 years ago. I sure I got most of that correct. Sorry for using such technically language. No need to tank me just now, glad I could help.


:D

opps - gotta run - the Grr cookies are burning....
 
jadefirefly said:
When you wash your hands with soap and water, the soap kills the germs, and the water washes away the dead germs. Right?

So what happens to them when you use that alcohol-based hand sanitizer?

The idea of dead germs smeared around on my hands is really putting me off that stuff.
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Soap keeps the germs from multiplying, it doesn't kill them directly. Water shear forces washes the dead and live germs off your hands. Actually the research showed that just rinsing your hands and rubbing your hands together under the water was pretty darned effective. The longer under the stream of water the better.

The alcohol based sanitizer makes changes to the cells that kills them, interacting with the cell membranes and also sucking water out of the cell and that kills the cells usually.

So, to recap, Soap - live cells that can't make more germs, Sanitizer - mostly dead cells that can't make more germs, Water - dead and live cells washed down the drain.

Personally I would be careful with the sanitizer, for a few reasons. It could dry your hands out a lot, and also by removing so many "good germs" it could allow "bad germs" to find a foothold. You also could develop a sensetivity to the sanitizer over time. Itchy hives are bad. Trust me on that.

Yes, you skin has germs living on all surfaces. For the most part this is a healthy thing, as your immune system is supposed to keep their numbers in check, and by having them living there, there is no room for worse germs to make a home. Now, should you get a scrap or open sore on your skin, even good germs can be tempted to go bad, which is why you should clean all cuts promptly and use bandaids to keep the dirt out.
 
I have hand sanitiser in my car.

Its for those times when I use public toilets and it looks as if you will pick up more germs by turning on the taps to wash your hands.

But then I have to use dirty hands to get out the bathroom, touch my car keys open the car door, open the glove box......

And now I won't sleep imagining eyelash monsters chomping away on my face :eek:

Sometimes life is just lose:lose

*sigh*
 
this is the reason we have mega flesh eating bacteria and MRSA (methicillin resistant staph auereous) running amuck. Personally that shit scares me to death.

Stop worrying about the germs. They're like snakes or bats... they serve a good purpose and we need them.

I could get on a soapbox here but I won't bore you. Just take my word for it... most germs are a good thing and lets move on to something really important to worry about... like when do we get laid again or something. ;D
 
A Desert Rose said:
this is the reason we have mega flesh eating bacteria and MRSA (methicillin resistant staph auereous) running amuck. Personally that shit scares me to death.

Stop worrying about the germs. They're like snakes or bats... they serve a good purpose and we need them.

I could get on a soapbox here but I won't bore you. Just take my word for it... most germs are a good thing and lets move on to something really important to worry about... like when do we get laid again or something. ;D
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Getting laid ~ Whats that??

Its been so long I think I have cobwebs :(

And I need new batteries :( :(
 
A Desert Rose said:
lets move on to something really important to worry about... like when do we get laid again or something. ;D
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EIGHT MORE DAYS!

Well, at least for me. :D

I keep nifty lysol wipes in my car for public restrooms. I take the wipes in to wipe down the seat the handle, etc.

I keep sanitizer in my car for things like . . . well changing a diaper at the park - no water. Or when we barbeque at the river. That water is just full of germs - I make the kids clean their hands before eating. Not to mention their isn't even an outhouse there so the kids have to pee behind trees.
 
Okay, okay, okay....

Can we get a hand count, here? (Germs, dead, living, or absent, it doesn't matter!)

How many of you are posting in the actual belief that I really give a rats ass about the germs?

And how many of you cottoned on right from the get-go that this was just a stupid thought I had at work the other day, and was bored? :p

Honestly, people. If I was THAT paranoid about germs, I wouldn't be sharing someone else's computer, and I'd sure as hell have moved out of a house with 7 people in it a long time ago! :p

And the odds of me getting laid anytime soon are REALLY slim. *sigh*
 
jadefirefly said:
That'd take a long time to explain.

The short version, though, is that I actually tend to look sad if I'm not looking like anything else. When I sort of space out, or am simply not smiling (or looking angry), I am always being asked why I'm sad.
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Ok, than you're the opposite to me. :) I actually look like I smile when I don't really look like anything.
 
chris9 said:
Ok, than you're the opposite to me. :) I actually look like I smile when I don't really look like anything.
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It's just the combination of features I wound up with. :) Big eyes, round face, small mouth. The whole thing gives an impression of childishness and sadness.

I wouldn't mind looking happy when I wasn't. It'd save a lot of trouble. :)
 
jadefirefly said:
It's just the combination of features I wound up with. :) Big eyes, round face, small mouth. The whole thing gives an impression of childishness and sadness.

I wouldn't mind looking happy when I wasn't. It'd save a lot of trouble. :)
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K has a similar problem. Unless he's smiling he looks pissed. It makes it hard for him to make friends cause generally he won't approach new people, and people won't approach him - he's just not nice enough looking. LOL
 
jadefirefly said:
It's just the combination of features I wound up with. :) Big eyes, round face, small mouth. The whole thing gives an impression of childishness and sadness.

I wouldn't mind looking happy when I wasn't. It'd save a lot of trouble. :)
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you could be blessed with a highschool nickname smiley
 
jadefirefly said:
It's just the combination of features I wound up with. :) Big eyes, round face, small mouth. The whole thing gives an impression of childishness and sadness.

I wouldn't mind looking happy when I wasn't. It'd save a lot of trouble. :)
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That's what you think... People tend to think I'm silly, or trying to flirt, and they become quite rude. At least some of them. Hell, I can't help looking like I smile.

And I checked on the germs for you (the almost doctor who lives with me -and I'm going to tell if you want to know or not :p )
S said that the sanitzer kills the germs by making them burst. Then the pieces of germs stick to the skin until they are either washed off or fall off by themselves (he said that the skin cells die and fall off, too, but it's all so tiny that you can't see it (I believe this last bit of info was included for me personally as I tend to not have stuff I have never heard before, which leaves me without many many inner organs and brain parts)).
 
jadefirefly said:
Okay, okay, okay....

Can we get a hand count, here? (Germs, dead, living, or absent, it doesn't matter!)

How many of you are posting in the actual belief that I really give a rats ass about the germs?

And how many of you cottoned on right from the get-go that this was just a stupid thought I had at work the other day, and was bored? :p

Honestly, people. If I was THAT paranoid about germs, I wouldn't be sharing someone else's computer, and I'd sure as hell have moved out of a house with 7 people in it a long time ago! :p

And the odds of me getting laid anytime soon are REALLY slim. *sigh*
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You don't care!!!
You get bored!!!

Oh my, now I am really shocked !!!
 
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