Deep Dark Secrets

Fletch_99

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Does any one have any deep dark secrets, that they have kept hiden, or have not shared but with a few select people?
 
I've made a porn movie once. Does that count??
Guess not. It's more than just a few people who knows.
 
Xander!!!! *gasps in exasperation!!!*

If I would have known you were gonna tell everyone, I wouldn't have dragged it out of you yesterday! I'm still NOT shocked though, you stud, you....when is my copy getting mailed out again?
 
I told you Sammy. I haven't got any copies left of it. GF took'em all. And she still thinks I'm scum, for some reason. And it couldn't have been for me being in it. She was too.

But if I find one, you'll be the first to know. Maybe THEN I can shock you
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[This message has been edited by Xander (edited 02-21-2000).]
 
Well then, now thats all said and done. Who would like to join me in a quest for said, "Holy Graille"? Sammyjo?? anyone???

Xander, my friend, all we need now is the title.
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Xander...you need to convince her to give you one...tell her how hot it gets you or make up some other lie...

Beebee...yes!!! you are correct, we need the title!!!

You know, we are about to find out we are talking to a real life porn star, don't you?...LOL
 
A porn star...Me????
Shit then I should have asked for more money.

Okay here's the title, which is a translation of the danish title.

"Secrets of the home"
or in danish
"Hjemmets hemmeligheder"
I don't know if there is any more with that title. But I wouldn't be surprised if there were.

I think if I showed up at my gf home, Sammy. She would shoot me on sight. We didn't break that easily.
 
*Indiana Jones music in background*

C'mon sammyjo...we got ourselves a quest!!! One shall not rest until we find a copy of "Secrets of the home" !!!!
 
OK...I'm going to desperately begin my search for this tape...I am quite eager to see the stud muffin in action!!!

Of course, I could wait until I see his big head floating above me and see him in person, but I won't presume anything...the tape it is!!!

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My deep dark secret is.....


.....I LOVE PORN!!! I can get into just about anything!

no, that's not it, everyone already knows that. hmmm....damn it, I have no secrets!
 
Does knowing a deep dark secret about an old neighborhood "Miss Priss" pain in the ass brat count??

She used wait until a certain "female rival" was in the local park to get the family dog all hot and bothered, BIG knot in his pecker and no place to go, then sic him on her rival from across the street. She didn't know I could see her jacking up the poor mutt from my back yard until she looked up one day and saw me watching. I laughed my ass off watching her face turn more than dark red, knowing I'd just caught her with that poor hound's pecker in her hands.

It's amazing what people will volunteer to do for you (or to you!!) so you won't broadcast your intimate knowledge to the world!!!

Old Dog
 
I'm not sure whose deep dark secret is more shocking - Xander's or Crystal/Flagg's...
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My biggest Darkest secert, mmmmmmm....., to many too bring into the light, But I guess everyone already knows this about me if not here it is.

I have a big tendency to put my foot in my mouth and then try to talk my way out of it while inserting the other and just keep shuving and stuffing and digging the hole deeper and deeper. This is somthing that I try to keep a secret but I can't it just keeps going, and I don't know when to shut up after it starts. If I did know when, then I wouldn't hurt the ones that I care about as much, and myself (feeling like shit because I say the wrong things at the wrong time and not being clear of what I say.) I would like to Appologize to a special person on this site for hurting her. and yes, I do feel like shit because of it! so once again, I'm sorry, and you know who you are.

Like I said it's not a big secret but I'd like it to be hidden tho. Damn I'm so stupid most of the time.
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(Beeting myself over the head whit the 2X4X3 That I gave to ravenloft and took back. "Nevermind about breaking that foot off Ravenloft, I'll do it, I deserve to")

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When I was about ten, I stole a candy bar, from the supermarket. Whew! I'm glad I got that off my chest, the guilt has been eating me alive.
 
Thanks for the comment Jason, that realy hurts.
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Like you never put your foot in your mouth before, I'll bet ya I'm better at it then you are, and I don't even have to try hard, like you do.
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Ya, I know pretty lame arn't I. Just a stupid fool trying to make up for mistakes that I've made all my life and they just keep comming and staying until I can't do anything right. Story of my life.
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I sometimes leave the seat up at toilets.

Oh, and I enjoy anal stimulation too. =)
 
Hmmmmm, deep dark secrets, eh? I'm not one for sharing so much about myself this publically, so I guess I'll share one of the lesser of my deep dark secrets, with inspiration from Xander.

When I was 12, I got very deeply into the occult, developed DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder), and tried to kill myself to silence the voices in my head.

One, yes, that's true. Two, yes, that counts as lesser.
 
I try to ignor the voices, but it's just so frustrating when they all go quiet and speak one at a time. It is easier to listen to one voice speaking to you then many yelling at you, Thats how I keep getting into trouble Listening to the single voice when the others go quiet.

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If I spill my guts here it would'nt be a secret,but I will anyway,,

READY>>>>>>>

Here Goes nothing>>>>>>>>>

EEEEMMMMM<<,,,,Shit,,,I think old age and
flatulence has got the best of me...
Either don't have any or just can't remember.
 
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