Dear X

Dear Best friends CO-Worker-

Thank you, I owe you BIG. He is totally allowed to give you whatever payment you seem fit. I even gave him permission to make out with you, if that is what you require!!! :heart:

Sincerely,
Happy Best Friend.
 
Dear Dog,

Just because you can lick your own genitalia doesn't give you an upper hand. I have also seen you drag your ass across my carpet. I am able to wipe my ass when it itches. So wipe that smirk off your face and go drink some toilet water.

Signed,

Tried to one time when much younger. Thankfully no one saw me roll off the bed.
 
Dear Fucking Facebook,

Thanks for recommending I friend my Lit-ex, that was thoughtful of you.


:mad:


Signed,
Fuck off.🖕
 
Dear Facebook,

Thanks for showing me the real name of the guy I've been talking to.

Signed,
Forewarned
 
Happened to me a couple of times too. Turns out if you're connected through Hangouts, Skype, or have traded emails, that's apparently enough for FBs algorithm.
 
A lot of times, FaceBook's knowledge is downright intrusive, but once in a while, it comes through for you!

Hi sweetie... big hug🌹

Yes FB is too invasive...yesterday when I logged on, on my feed, there were ads of things that I had in my shopping carts on 2 respective sites that I was online shopping at earlier in the day...

Horrible they know all of that...
 
Dear Ex,

Why do you wait until the night before we need to purchase curriculum to start asking questions about some options? We've only been discussing this since March or April, and I thought we had it settled 6 weeks ago.

"Hurry up and wait" isn't my style. Get it together.

:rolleyes:
 
Dear Ex,

Why do you choose to make our children pursue interests that aren't theirs?

Why does reconciliation on a civil level prove to be so difficult?

Why does your new boyfriend look like me?
 
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Dear mother nature,

I love fall as much as the next BWB, but could you not go from 70 to 30 overnight?

Signed I can see my breath in my bedroom
 
Dear mother nature,

I love fall as much as the next BWB, but could you not go from 70 to 30 overnight?

Signed I can see my breath in my bedroom


Dear Visible Bedroom Breath,

Not cool of Mother Nature. Not cool at all. Should I send you some tea?

But thank you MN, for our clear and in the 70’s fall weather, down here in SoCal.

(It’s not wise to piss off Mother Nature)

~Still looking forward to boot and fisherman sweater, Litster.
 
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