Dear X

[Suz_anne]

Dear X Litster,

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I don't like your ways.

 

[Trekka]

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[Suz_anne]

Nothing for you to worry about, sweet girl.

 

[Trekka]

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[hairball18]

Dear Canada,

I'm leaving today. It's been wonderful, just wonderful. Your country, the little I've seen of it, is incredibly beautiful, both the natural bits and the parts you've built. I have really enjoyed your reverence and continuing respect for your First Nations (and I'm sorry for my countryfolk's part in their depletion due to diseases we brought with us ). I have basked in the warmth of your friendly welcome, and winced at some of your prices I have giggled at your weird plastic money, in the full knowledge that ours is going the same way, and smiled in appreciation of our common tendency to almost excessive politeness and courtesy. You seem very at peace with yourselves, confident, modern, secure in your place in the world. I think I might be just a little bit in love with you...

Kisses,

Numi

P.S. Please look after my young relative and her man in their new lives here. I know you will...

I am glad you enjoyed our wonderful country.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Dear X,

You said something today that has been on my mind all day. It hurt but I'm trying to forget about it and move on.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dear X,

Why is it that people who know the least, feel the need to say the most?

Why is it that you did absolutely nothing to help, but have so much to say about those who did?

Is it the guilt talking? Oh no, it can't be guilt because narcissist, like you, don't have emotion or guilt.

I dislike you greatly. I hope never to speak with you agiain. May you receive your just rewards.

 

[numeniusa]

Fixing your oversight

Took me ages to spot what you fixed I'm disappointed to report that I saw not a single Mountie, only the little stuffed ones on key rings in the airport. But it's OK, I have a good imagination...

I am glad you enjoyed our wonderful country.

I did, I really did. I'm looking forward to being home, but I'm very sad to leave *sniffs*. I'll be back, though - there are plans for a summer visit in a scant few years. Given that I didn't assault any Mounties, I think there's a good chance you'll let me back in.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Dear X,

You said something today that has been on my mind all day. It hurt but I'm trying to forget about it and move on.

AWD,

If you figure out how to do that, let me know. Otherwise, I may be arrested for extremely violent thoughts. How apropos that my post followed yours.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

AWD,

If you figure out how to do that, let me know. Otherwise, I may be arrested for extremely violent thoughts. How apropos that my post followed yours.

I will. It isn't going to plan though... Yet!

 

[hairball18]

Took me ages to spot what you fixed I'm disappointed to report that I saw not a single Mountie, only the little stuffed ones on key rings in the airport. But it's OK, I have a good imagination...



I did, I really did. I'm looking forward to being home, but I'm very sad to leave *sniffs*. I'll be back, though - there are plans for a summer visit in a scant few years. Given that I didn't assault any Mounties, I think there's a good chance you'll let me back in.

I guess the trousers did not meat your approval.

 

[numeniusa]

I will. It isn't going to plan though... Yet!

(Nice suit... )

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

(Nice suit... )

Haha, thank you.

You have lovely petals...



Flower petals, obviously! Phew.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Dear Sooner hater,

I was just visiting your former stomping grounds. I thought of you.

Yours,

Football illiterate Aussie

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear no lawyer~

You are no gentleman and I am shocked you pretended to be.

Never mind.

I am sorry I ever gave you the time of day. Ugh

This is the last ink I will ever waste on your sorry ass.
Not mad. Irritated I misjudged you so badly.
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[SMNaughtywife]

Dear Winterstorm Stella,

Where the hell is my snow?! I live in the Midwest ya know!!
And I'm probably the only one that wants the damn snow. *grumpy face*
I haven't made one snowman yet, this way my golden ticket!

Signed,

Counterfeit ticket holder.

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Winterstorm Stella,

Where the hell is my snow?! I live in the Midwest ya know!!
And I'm probably the only one that wants the damn snow. *grumpy face*
I haven't made one snowman yet, this way my golden ticket!

Signed,

Counterfeit ticket holder.

Dear Ticket Holder,

You can have as much of mine as you want. You're welcome to it.

Waiting for Spring Litster

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Dear Ticket Holder,

You can have as much of mine as you want. You're welcome to it.

Waiting for Spring Litster

Dear waiting for Spring,

I see trade negotiations in the works, hands you some blooming crocus, daffodils and sunshine for 7in of snow. *whispers, high tomorrow in the 70s.*

Signed,

Pulling out my sled.

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Dear "MIA"

Your the reason I don't open up too much to anyone. What's the use when a vanishing act is in the future. While I'm disappointed I wasn't your cup of tea I'm very happy to remain someone cup of coffee I bid you well....

Signed : Not losing sleep

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear X,

Being wishy washy kinda sucks, buddy. I feel like I'm putting wayyyyyyy more effort and interest in this enterprise than you. Fuck, you don't even seem interested or anything. Why do I even bother? I know why. If I don't, then you or I can never say I wasn't interested or cared. And because I actually do care. Sigh. Cant say anymore or do any more than I'm doing. Balls in your court. I hope I haven't wasted my time and energy on this enterprise.

Signed,

Luke! I am your father!

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear "MIA"

Your the reason I don't open up too much to anyone. What's the use when a vanishing act is in the future. While I'm disappointed I wasn't your cup of tea I'm very happy to remain someone cup of coffee I bid you well....

Signed : Not losing sleep

Hug

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear X

I love crossing bridges. The water stretching out on either side of me. The majesty of the land rising up before me connecting the infrastructure to natural geological formations.
Bridges carry me across the divide to places not yet discovered... leaving behind in the wash of the flood of the tides and the run of the river the things that might have been.

You will never know what a good traveling companion I could have been.

Happy trials.


~I ain't looking back on this road trip

 

[numeniusa]

Dear you,

Twenty-five years, eh? Wow, that went fast... How the world has changed since that day we sat at our clunky mainframe terminals and exchanged the messages which would change our lives. I had thought that you could never be mine, and it wasn't an easy path for either of us to choose, but I'm so glad every day that we were both brave enough.

You've made me laugh, made me dinner, made me cum, each countless times, and like the finest of wines, age seems only to enhance you. The daffodils seemed especially yellow that spring, as I recall. You've made me see the world in brighter colours ever since.

Happy SH Day. Onto the next twenty-five...

Love,

Me

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear you,

Twenty-five years, eh? Wow, that went fast... How the world has changed since that day we sat at our clunky mainframe terminals and exchanged the messages which would change our lives. I had thought that you could never be mine, and it wasn't an easy path for either of us to choose, but I'm so glad every day that we were both brave enough.

You've made me laugh, made me dinner, made me cum, each countless times, and like the finest of wines, age seems only to enhance you. The daffodils seemed especially yellow that spring, as I recall. You've made me see the world in brighter colours ever since.

Happy SH Day. Onto the next twenty-five...

Love,

Me

Happy Anniversary to the most delightful couple...each one separately beautiful...together divine...

Cheers my sweet friends...to 25 more magical years

 

[Veronica100]

dear mum,

i wish you would quit drinking.

it's not even six thirty and you're already slurring your words.

i'd love to ring one time and hear a healthier you on the end of the phone.

love,

veronica