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Dear X,

I know my name and profile/AV pics might confuse you into thinking I'm a woman. And I accept that as such I will get a blind PM or two in occasion. But when the following graced my inbox, I burst out laughing. Seriously, part of me is embarrassed for you and part thankful for lowering the bar for me. I know you probably sent this to many others but I thought I would share anyway (yes I know there is a thread for this, yes I am too lazy to look that hard for it)

"Last night, as a favor for an ex (I'm in my 20s, she's significantly older, hope that isn't weird) I shaved all hair below my head, put on a pair of jeans and showed up at her friend's bday party as "entertainment." Care to chat?"

LMAO... I got the same PM.



(((FGG)))
 
Dear Idiot that sold me a sick puppy -

It really is okay that you have decided to avoid all phone calls from me in reference to the subject. Shows you knew what was going on and you really do have no heart at all. I am not looking for my money back, hell you apparently need that money more than I do. What I was trying to do was contact you to tell you what happened so that the other poor innocent puppies that you have could also get checked out. Or maybe prevent you from breaking another families heart.

But see you are what we like to call in these parts a douchebag. SO with that being said I have sent out your Ad about your dogs to multiple pet owners that agree with my stance on how you have handled yourself was not only unprofessional but quite frankly fucking disgusting. And with that being said in due time I hope that you will know what its like to have people take a stand against you.

I also contacted the local animal control office and have advised them of what you have done and how you have conducted yourself. And while they technically cannot go to your home I do have a friend on the Sheriffs office in your area and if they feel they need to they will be able to take ALL of your animals from you NOT just the ones you are selling BUT ALL OF THEM.

But I thank you for giving me the opportunity to love and get to enjoy my puppy for the time I had her. I thank you for allowing me to show her likely the most love she has ever experienced in her few short weeks and thank you for letting me be the one to care for her when she was truly sick and needed to be handled humanely.

A Pissed FGG - A very very pissed FGG

FYI - Karma really is a bitch especially when you mess with the wrong one... :mad:


Dear FGG,
I know I sent you a private message yesterday in regard to the loss of your sweet, adorable little girl...but I wanted to post this so I could have the opportunity to tell you publicly that you are a beautiful soul, and that she had a wonderful mommy that blessed her life with endless love and affection even for the small amount of days you were together.

As you know....I have deep love for animals...the thought that there are people in this world who would have sick animals in their care and not do a damn thing about it and then distribute them to amazing people such as yourself, well that makes my blood boil, in addition to making me so very sad.

I know that you recently lost another baby prior to this one ...and so it must have been a very emotional decision to love again....that is what I am going thru at the moment, since losing my baby girl last Fall...

:heart::heart::heart:I wish I could take that pain away...the sadness...the loss, and also the anger and resentment...for you my wonderful friend deserve endless days that make you feel loved unconditionally and joyful days that illuminate your face with happiness..:heart::heart::heart:
 
Dear Crush Man,

You make my girl parts throb. You're tall and good looking. Your dark brown eyes I could stare at for hours. Your funny. You make me laugh often. I look forward to our time spent together.

A very happy girl
 
My Dear Friend,

You get to go to the Michigan/NL game this weekend. I'm so freaking jealous! You go and post a comment saying "I hope I make it through the game." What the fuck!?!?!?! I'll go in your place...and survive and make it through the game alright!!! :D

Signed,

Your friend who is left shaking her damn head!
 
Dear Sleepless friend,

You'll never see this, but I miss you. I miss our easy conversations, random stories, and crazy jokes.

I wish you all the best in life and pray that you're doing well.

-Just Another Flower
 
Dear X

Why do I contemplate shaking my head when really, all is changing. I set that in motion when I started planning this trip two years ago. I further drove change applying for that transfer. I defy the odds by saying actually I can. I will damn well show you how! When things went skewiff, life didn't crumble into an abyss. In a strange country, a strange city you went and turned things up a cog. Did you see what I did yesterday? I did that! I had people I will probably never meet again laughing in surprise for it certainly was different. They dug a lil deeper and they helped me. I accomplished that crazy task and proud of it. Humbled that you woke him up to pay attention. One will continue with the flow as one should, like the change from one season to the next. Eyes bright and hopeful. I will take that step foward.
 
Dear you,

This wedding is a nice idea and everything but fuck it has sapped my will to care dealing with you this week. I had other stuff going on for me if you'd looked up from your engraved cufflinks and fancy new fobwatch to notice.

Really she better be worth the ridiculously ridiculous amount of cash you are spunking on ONE day because all I can think is it will be til death us do part, or at least until the shopping trips and swanky pants holidays run out.

Oh well, I know a good lawyer.

Thinking the Writing is on a Very Expensive Wall Me.
 
Dear Sis,

You picked a fight with through PM on FB and you then asked me to block you. Okee dokee. You got it.

I don't know what wild hair crawled up your ass, but you're acting like a spoiled child.

Big Bro.
 
Dear Snoring gonna be hungover man in my bed,

If you feel half as bad as my house looks this morning you are in big trouble. I'm happy you and your friends had a good time watching the game but dude the local sports bar doesn't have that many empties. I have left the appropriate remedies for you right next to the bed. Hope it doesn't hurt much when you try to peel off the note I taped to your chest.

The smiling one in your life.
 
Dear X,

I know that if we had met in a different life with different situations we probably would have been right for each other. I know you felt it too.
 
Dear Snoring gonna be hungover man in my bed,

If you feel half as bad as my house looks this morning you are in big trouble. I'm happy you and your friends had a good time watching the game but dude the local sports bar doesn't have that many empties. I have left the appropriate remedies for you right next to the bed. Hope it doesn't hurt much when you try to peel off the note I taped to your chest.

The smiling one in your life.

OMG I could not stop laughing when I read that! I actual could see someone doing it. But you were nice and left some hangover remedies.
 
you compose quite the picture

Dear triple X,

Hiya!

You are smart, sexy and fun. Too bad I couldnt stay in the lanes? But you knew that going in, I told you. My fenders are dented.

Peace!
 
Dear J,

I'm starting to think you've forgotten all about me. I know you said you'd be busy but I didn't think you'd be this busy. You missed my birthday and I can't even tell you that I'm getting married earlier than originally planned. I miss you and I love you. I hope that you are able to call me soon cause I'm seriously freaking out. I think Pandora must know what mood I'm in cause it keeps playing songs that kind of pertain to our situation.

You said you'd never hurt me. Please don't start now.

Love,
Your adorable, stubborn and crazy babygirl.
 
Dear Group Home Manager,

Thank you for ALWAYS keeping me up to date on great things my wonderful brother has done or said.

He is very happy living at the home and one of the main reasons is because of the love and respect that you consistently show to him and the other residents.

My parents and I have always wanted the very best for him and you have given us the gift of trust.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart:heart:
 
Dear J

Too bad you didn't give me the same respect I showed you.
Hope you find someone compatible.
I have moved on. You can too.
Bye.
 
Dear former brother-in-law

You are a jackass! You have no idea how much you sicken me. You are a pathetic excuse for a father. You have no problem in cozying up to your new honey's children, but you fail to even be a father to your own children. So you can't take your son out to buy a pair of shoes, but you can make damned sure you can go to the state fair w/ the new bitch & her brood huh?! The truly sad part is when you call your children from the fair (for your scheduled phone call), and when they ask when they get to go to the fair w/ you, you tell them you can't afford to take them to the fair. Can't you see that despite your horrible treatment towards them they still want a relationship w/ you?! Do you not know that eventually the day will come that they won't want a damn thing to do w/ you? If your ultimate goal is to punish your ex-wife newsflash buddy it may hurt her, but it will destroy your son, and daughter.

My sister once said that you're living proof of how stupid she can be. I asked her if it was bad of me to question why you're living :cool:

Wishing Karma god-speed on you - me


Dear niece & nephew

Who would've thought that you would turn out so amazingly awesome? I love you both, and just know that I'll always be here for you!

Your aunt me :)
 
Dear former brother-in-law

You are a jackass! You have no idea how much you sicken me. You are a pathetic excuse for a father. You have no problem in cozying up to your new honey's children, but you fail to even be a father to your own children. So you can't take your son out to buy a pair of shoes, but you can make damned sure you can go to the state fair w/ the new bitch & her brood huh?! The truly sad part is when you call your children from the fair (for your scheduled phone call), and when they ask when they get to go to the fair w/ you, you tell them you can't afford to take them to the fair. Can't you see that despite your horrible treatment towards them they still want a relationship w/ you?! Do you not know that eventually the day will come that they won't want a damn thing to do w/ you? If your ultimate goal is to punish your ex-wife newsflash buddy it may hurt her, but it will destroy your son, and daughter.

My sister once said that you're living proof of how stupid she can be. I asked her if it was bad of me to question why you're living :cool:

Wishing Karma god-speed on you - me


Dear niece & nephew

Who would've thought that you would turn out so amazingly awesome? I love you both, and just know that I'll always be here for you!

Your aunt me :)

Oh that is so terrible! Brother in-laws do suck big time and the helplessness one feels in not being able to hire a gang of thugs to kick their asses is even worse. I feel your anger.
Totally have been in your shoes many times in this.
 
Oh that is so terrible! Brother in-laws do suck big time and the helplessness one feels in not being able to hire a gang of thugs to kick their asses is even worse. I feel your anger.
Totally have been in your shoes many times in this.

It breaks my heart to hear my nephew say that his dad (might as well be a sperm donor) doesn't have time for him b/c he's too busy w/ the new family. :(
 
It breaks my heart to hear my nephew say that his dad (might as well be a sperm donor) doesn't have time for him b/c he's too busy w/ the new family. :(

You know how I feel on this subject and it is truly irritating and infuriating when you have children AMAZING children in your life that are not getting what they fully deserve and the best thing to do is to support them, love them and be their constant. :heart: you chickadee
 
Dear Wasband,

Stop the drama, I know you have it.
I know what you want. :rolleyes:

Signed,

Trying to keep it together.
 
Dear X...

I love you, just not sure it's the same as I used to. It makes thing kinda weird, since you are starting to love me the way I've deserved to have been loved for the past 10 years!

We wont even get started on the way you treat me, my feelings, wants desires and such.

Maybe something will change..

Sincerely,

Uncertain about Us
 
Dear Oliver,

You are very sweet. Thank you for the visit tonight. You have made me very happy...and giggly :D

Drank the Whole Bottle ,
A Happy Drunk

PS... Please don't let me drunk/horny Buzz!!! a certain secret person :)
 
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Dear Jason,

I resisted temptation today and it felt better than I thought it would. Still love you, always will, but I think I'm over it.


Hopeful and happy tonight.
 
Dear X,

I do not like you even though I pretend I do. If I cut ties it would lead to lots of drama and I don't like it.

Hoping you will fall off a cliff.
 
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