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Dear Yahoo,

I'm still waiting for you to get back to me.
I was not amused by your threats.
I don't need you, ya know.
There are plenty more email account providers in the sea.
 
Dear X,

I want you so badly. I desire you and will do everything to make you feel the greatest pleasures and the strongest passion. Yet I feel you tease me and string me along, or it could be we have horrible timing.

xxx:kiss::rose:
 
Dear X,
Why do so many math problems reference you?
How'd you get that job?

Me
 
I figured, but well, you kind of left it open ended, and it was to Dear Sexy....so pardon me for thinking it could maybe be to me :D

Dear kkkkkkkkk
You no likey tha ladies like i do
Have fun with your lovely amish man
Xoxo
save some cake for me pwease
 
Dear cracked.com,
You can't get me addicted to crack(ed) and then not update this morning.
You bastards!
 
Dear X,

I know I said I wouldn't say anything but just let me yell FIRE!, run for your freaking life.

You're just a person, in a long string of persons, who all run eventually...some burned, some just singed.

~Ready to sweep up the ash.
 
Dear Drum and Bugle Corp,

Please cease the banging around in my head. Would you please join up with the dance troup that's performing in my stomach and exit stage left.

Thank you.

The newest stock holder of the makers of Aleve. :eek:
 
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