Dear X

[Peaches1990]

Dear Dad

Pleaz. Just pleaz. One more term in my own space.

Peaches. xoxo

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear lancome
Pleaze send me a valentines day gift
A bottle of miracle will do nicely

 

[Morrigu]

Dear misguided

Not one single word or action should have given that impression. I've got to blunt over here. That first "are you cross" resulted in a no, the fifth variation kinda hit the "just go away" phrase.......and then you had to ask why

Yours

Morethanblunter

 

[Graciesnort]

Dear Mother Nature,

Stop being such a bitch!!!!

I made a promise to someone that I fully intend to keep.

Stop fucking with my internet, damn you!

Sincerely,
Someone Who Thinks You Need Anger Management

or ... at least to get laid

 

[SweetGasps]

Dear disgruntled employee at Taco Cabana,

Why did you pour the queso over my tostadas? It's always served in a separate container. Always. Of course I was going to be uppity about it. My OCD can not deal with my food items inter-mixing. Twat!!!!!

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear X,
Those words are not mine, but the fit too well.

I drink coffee like water
and I still never know what to say.
I still don't know how to get out of bed,
half the time. It's not pretty,
or endearing. I whisper you secrets,
I am still looking to be saved,
sometimes I am so weak, sometimes I am so strong,
here you go, I'll give you everything
for one more chance. My heart is ugly,
but it could be all yours.

me.

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

I really would like one more day so if you could just keep that highway closed I sure would appreciate it.

Signed,
Needing the time to myself

 

[chunu]

Dear X,

Please read this and mark the appropriate boxes.

http://tacit.livejournal.com/346761.html?style=mine

Thanks.

omg love it

 

[Wings27]

Dear Hottie Truck Driver aka HTD,

I see you watching my lips when I talk to you. I know you are remembering us in my bathroom, smothering my mouth so I can't be heard. I know you're remembering the marathon blow jobs in my office late at night. I know you're remembering christening a few rooms in my new house. I see you watch them as they move and I know how your mind works.

This is why I never wanted to start with you. Because I knew you'd be remembering far too much when I have to be the boss.

 

[NattyBumppo]

Snowplow or Belushi.

Either one works for me.

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X

You have reached areas that have been hidden in quite sometime. You have given me reason to grin foolishly at things and see things in many different ways. You make me smile each and every day in so many ways. Thank you

Hugs & Kisses

Me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X,

Just a note to remind some of us that what you see is not what you get.

And when you get what you are not seeing, some will be going...UH HUH.

It's like someone saying they have a headache, yet they won't take an aspirin to ease the pain...it is hard to feel sorry for them...yeah, that.

~You'll get it in the end...just hoping it doesn't leave a mark

 

[Morrigu]

Dear NeedsARedHotPokerUpTheAss

It's a very good thing he's not one to voice his suspicions because if I knew without doubt exactly who you were.........

What you've done is way past malicious and whilst I know that you were aiming for maximum humiliation with that little piece, you've caused pain to more than your itended victim. I may not be his protector any more but I will always fight his corner, that's just the way we are............even if I do give him a damn good kicking in the shins first.

Yours

SickenedandFuckingFurious

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear X,
I found you! *pokes*
'I knew it' Me.

Dear Flying Fuck,
Come back! And bring the spring and sunshine with you.
Mama Pig.

 

[LadyGenevieve]

Dear X, I heard all of your sweet little lies from that guy you didn't think I knew. I do hope you enjoyed the anonymously sent silk boxers in your favorite color. The itching powder dissolves after about four washes. MWAH

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear X,

No, I don't talk to you like I used to because I gave up trying.
The ball was in your court and you let it drop.
Works both ways, mate.
Now stop being a twat and grow the fuck up - the emotional blackmail just isn't gonna work any more.

from me x

p.s: Oh and you like that because it's "naughty"?
Reeaaallllly?
You're 29, not 12. Just sayin'.

 

[Wings27]

Dear You,

You're losing me.


Signed,
Me

 

[toshiskitten]

Dear X,
I find it funny how you can sit there and call me a bitch when all I did was get myself out of a toxic friendship. Did I like hanging out with you? Hell yeah we had some good times but you are one of the most insecure bratty people I know. Quit asking me if you're hot. Quit trying to get guys to pay attention to you. Wear some fucking clothes! You lost a really good guy cause you were obsessed with looks and now you have a rep of being a slut cause you dating five guys in one month and slept with all of them. Quit saying you felt like you had do because it was your choice.

The guy you're with now is only going to keep hurting you because you let him. He lies all the time yet you keep taking him back. You honestly thought I was gonna stick around and go through all that shit again? I was there for you and you had the nerve to let him convince you I was a bad friend because I didn't bend to your every will. Fuck that. I think it's funny how you told me it was my loss yet you keep texting me asking if we can be friends again. You got what you wanted now deal with it.

Sincerely,
Loving life without you

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X,

I have taken two of you and you are supposed to help make me sleepy.

Please start doing what you are paid to do.

~Needs some sleep litster

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear myself.
Ummm. reading in bed till well after 3 am? seriously? and where does the "early bedtime" fit in that?
you are going to suffer today, you know it!
reeeelly tired me.

 

[Liplovinman]

Dear X,
OK, enough already. She is too small to go through this kind of crap (lit and fig), give her a break and let her sleep.

Thank you reserved until morning...

 

[flirtygirly]

Dear X:

Tired of your excuses and boohoo stories. You've had plenty of time to be a man and take care of your responsibilities. I've threatened and I've warned you. Now its time for some legal action and you asked for more time. Seriously? Its been almost 2 years and you still have yet to even really do anything. Maybe you're right, maybe I do hate your guts. But you've given me a zillion reasons for it. I have no sympathy for you. I'm here with the little one, struggling and doing everything I possibly can to take care of her. And you let a month and a half go by without even a phone call. You are a self centered bastard and it took me a long time to realize that. All I know is that I will get what I need and deserve eventually...and you will get what you deserve too.

Finally taking care of business Litster

 

[LadyGenevieve]

Dear X - Yes that is your address and phone number on the billboard ad. Like it?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear carmex
your lipbalm was NASTY
who wants to taste THAT?
back to aquafina and nivea and to heck with you

 

[Peaches1990]

Dear Jennifer Beales
Do you still have that baggy grey sweatshirt you wore in Flashdance? I want it. Pleaze don't put it on ebay just send it to me. It would look awesome. I must have it.
Peaches xoxo