Dear X

[alisonwunderlnd]

Men?

What's that

*hugs and lifts your skirt up and peeks and takes a sip of my guavatini*

Hey
You've seen it before



Lets roll and get all blissed

 

[Tiarra]

Dear X,

I know that You Lit Stalk me and it makes me smile! So, this one's for You...

*kiss, nibble, lick*

<insert naughty words here>

*whimper, moan, cry*

Your lil DQ,
L :x

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear X,

If YOU charged ME for all that you do? Really? Do you really want to go there? Cause we can if you want to but let me assure you.... you will lose.

Signed,

Don't mess with me on this one

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X

Today was the exception rather then the rule , It seems to be corrected now Thankfully

Signed,

Me

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X ....Hope your smiling

“Let your mind start a journey thru a strange new world. Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before. Let your soul take you where you long to be...Close your eyes let your spirit start to soar, and you'll live as you've never lived before.”

Erich Fromm

Signed ,
Me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear fish bait
You just proved my point
Nowwwwwww
Go outside please and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself
Btw satan phoned....he wants his trident back

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X ,

Looking forward to # 9 , smiling

Signed,

Lil Ol me ;0

 

[sirgary]

Dear X,

I admit I may of been a bit tipsy when I arrived to pick you up for our date.

But just because I neglicted to drop off the date I had scheduled before you wasn't a reason for you to go off and scream that you aren't that kind of girl...

I know what kind of girl you are which is why I brought plenty of rope.

Anyway, I think you had a good time and I was wondering if you'd like to go out again next weekend...

 

[LibraStud]

Dear L,

Why did you give me your email addy and then not reply when I emailed you?

LS

 

[LibraStud]

Dear former employer,

I see you separated the VP of Sales from the company. Let's see, that is management mistake number 5 over the last 7 years. And you still have not been able to increase revenues over the past 15 years. Ever wonder why?

LS

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Dear X,
But you bring the ice cream. One tub, two spoons?
Me

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X,

Bath time or Shower time, would be Soooo much fun

Signed

Me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dearest dear

Ill share mah blankie wiv you

 

[Graciesnort]

Dear X,

I was so excited to see you this afternoon.

It was only after I had my arms wrapped around you and was trying to give you a wedgie that I realized ...

You're bald and more doughy in the middle. This dude wasn't.



I think the excitement of being out of the house may have gone to my head.

Sincerely,
Needs You to Come Home So I Can Remember What You Look Like

 

[GoldenGams]

Dear X,

April 30 cannot get here soon enough! I cannot wait!

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear X


TY.

I do like surprises


Signed,

Me

 

[Wings27]

Dear X,

When you said "we need to get together more often for lunch now that I'm working near you" did you mean just lunch? Due to our past I just can't figure it out. And it's driving me NUTS. I wish you'd clarify for me because I will continue to wonder and be jumpy every time you touch me during our conversations. I hate not knowing where I stand. Due to the fact that you are well aware of this fact about me, I can't help but decide that you enjoy this little cat and mouse game. But I don't. I don't plan on crossing that line with you.

Signed,
Your friend and only your friend

 

[imnauti]

Dear X,

I admit I may of been a bit tipsy when I arrived to pick you up for our date.

But just because I neglicted to drop off the date I had scheduled before you wasn't a reason for you to go off and scream that you aren't that kind of girl...

I know what kind of girl you are which is why I brought plenty of rope.

Anyway, I think you had a good time and I was wondering if you'd like to go out again next weekend...

Thank you for this post. I truly did laugh out loud.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X,

That is SO going to bite you in the ass, and when it does, it'll leave a mark that everyone in your day-to-day world can see.

Not only that, that mark, it's gonna be ugly and have an impact you cannot even imagine.

~Yep, it is.



Dear X2,

Please listen well, and see beyond the obvious. Please take the time needed to see the potential.

~Needing that to be true




Dear X3,

If this doesn't improve, I will not be returning, I've decided it is just too much physically for me.

~Not that it matters anyway

 

[frostyred]

Dear X,

Please read this and mark the appropriate boxes.

http://tacit.livejournal.com/346761.html?style=mine

Thanks.

 

[Woodmiester]

Dear X, ain't Karma a motherfucker? Enjoy your demise bitch

 

[kendra1980]

Dear X,

Please read this and mark the appropriate boxes.

http://tacit.livejournal.com/346761.html?style=mine

Thanks.

((((((((((((((Frosty))))))))))))))))))))))

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Dear X,

I wonder if...nah...it can't be...*ponders the thought a bit more* for now.

From just lil ol'd me.

 

[DDgirl]

Dear upstair neighbours,

It's nearly midnight, is it really necessary for you to do your laundry and make so much noise?

Your downstair neighbour who has two kids sleeping

 

[ItsMegan]

Dear X

Unattractive, bitter, and jealous...hmmm....looks good on you!