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red_lynn
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Dear X
You're an ass! He's helping you out and covering graveyard shift and you wrote him up for that stupid shit. I've been sleeping alone and missing my husband for a month because of you and you pull that shit!?!?!? I want my husband home. I want to sleep with my husband. The least you can do is say thank you to him for helping you out and making your life easier . Next time you need help...look somewhere else.
His lonely wife
You're an ass! He's helping you out and covering graveyard shift and you wrote him up for that stupid shit. I've been sleeping alone and missing my husband for a month because of you and you pull that shit!?!?!? I want my husband home. I want to sleep with my husband. The least you can do is say thank you to him for helping you out and making your life easier . Next time you need help...look somewhere else.
His lonely wife
FrenchMustard
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Dear world,
Stop being really, really shitty to my loved ones. A crisis a month is already pretty unacceptable. Upping the pace above that makes me quite irate.
STOP IT
Stop being really, really shitty to my loved ones. A crisis a month is already pretty unacceptable. Upping the pace above that makes me quite irate.
STOP IT
Missingmeds
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Dear X,
I normally don't pay much attention to your passive aggressive games. But you just caught me on a bad day that has gone consistently downhill all day long. So while I apologize for the statement that I made, I won't apologize for the making of it.
Understand that I came from a different set of rules than the one that you seem hell bent to impose on everyone but yourself and sometimes you really do need to use your brain and understand that not everyone uses a word according to the dictionary definition.
Hell sometimes we might even use the wrong word.
Thanks,
Me
I normally don't pay much attention to your passive aggressive games. But you just caught me on a bad day that has gone consistently downhill all day long. So while I apologize for the statement that I made, I won't apologize for the making of it.
Understand that I came from a different set of rules than the one that you seem hell bent to impose on everyone but yourself and sometimes you really do need to use your brain and understand that not everyone uses a word according to the dictionary definition.
Hell sometimes we might even use the wrong word.
Thanks,
Me
sexy_hottie_2003
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Dear Clueless Guy,
You know I'm just going to give up on you. I've tried in so many ways to let you know how I felt about you. The least you could do was let me know if you didn't feel the same way back. But what do you do..you fucking completely ingore me. And that hurts me and makes me sad and all that. And I don't like being sad. Damn why did I let myself get a crush on you. I read all your words and they were so nice. But I finally realized that they weren't for me. They were just words you were saying to any woman who might be reading them at the time. I know you said you were a romantic and I really thought we could be friends. But I can't be friends with someone who won't even talk to me. I knew it would be a mistake to fall for you. But damnit I did and now I'm getting over you and it's going to be okay. I know that even though it hurts like hell. I won't post your name here for I dont think it would be fair to reveal your idenity. But I really wish things could have worked out for us and we could have developed a friendship at least. But I know that will never happen. Of course I won't pm you or message you at all for I haven't done that in quite a while. I just wish you had enough sense to realize that all those things I was saying to you in those pm's was how I was feeling. And that I was saying them just to you for only you to know. But sadly you just didn't catch on. So now I will keep my distance from you online.
Wishing things could have worked out,
Steph
You know I'm just going to give up on you. I've tried in so many ways to let you know how I felt about you. The least you could do was let me know if you didn't feel the same way back. But what do you do..you fucking completely ingore me. And that hurts me and makes me sad and all that. And I don't like being sad. Damn why did I let myself get a crush on you. I read all your words and they were so nice. But I finally realized that they weren't for me. They were just words you were saying to any woman who might be reading them at the time. I know you said you were a romantic and I really thought we could be friends. But I can't be friends with someone who won't even talk to me. I knew it would be a mistake to fall for you. But damnit I did and now I'm getting over you and it's going to be okay. I know that even though it hurts like hell. I won't post your name here for I dont think it would be fair to reveal your idenity. But I really wish things could have worked out for us and we could have developed a friendship at least. But I know that will never happen. Of course I won't pm you or message you at all for I haven't done that in quite a while. I just wish you had enough sense to realize that all those things I was saying to you in those pm's was how I was feeling. And that I was saying them just to you for only you to know. But sadly you just didn't catch on. So now I will keep my distance from you online.
Wishing things could have worked out,
Steph
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Dear "Entrepreneurs":
While I appreciate your efforts to expand your businesses -- please for GOD's SAKE stop hanging shit on my doorknob or jamming it in the seal of the front door so I have to gather it up and throw it away. My god -- spend some money and advertise for real rather than contribute to the already overcrowded landfills in this country. I will NOT buy anything from you -- use your services or anything else just because you stick this crap in my way at my front door.
While I appreciate your efforts to expand your businesses -- please for GOD's SAKE stop hanging shit on my doorknob or jamming it in the seal of the front door so I have to gather it up and throw it away. My god -- spend some money and advertise for real rather than contribute to the already overcrowded landfills in this country. I will NOT buy anything from you -- use your services or anything else just because you stick this crap in my way at my front door.
Dear "Whatever,"
It's called guerilla marketing, a much more effective method of selling than advertising. And much less expensive than advertising "for real."
Going directly to the customer is the way to go.I made a nice amount of money like that.
And the circulars are recyclable.
Signed,
"Entrepeneur Extraordinaire"
fathom7
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Thank you for the clarity. Now if you'll just send someone around to recycle the pile of these things I have received just this week -- I shall accede to your point.Dear "Whatever,"
It's called guerilla marketing, a much more effective method of selling than advertising. And much less expensive than advertising "for real."
I made a nice amount of money like that.
And the circulars are recyclable.
Signed,
"Entrepeneur Extraordinaire"
Lorilei
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Dear God,
Please don't let my friend's baby die. Please give him strength to fight this infection that has spread to his heart. He's been fighting so hard since he was born, and he's so tiny.
Dear Anyone,
If you have any prayers to spare, Baby M could use them.
Much Thanks,
Lori
Please don't let my friend's baby die. Please give him strength to fight this infection that has spread to his heart. He's been fighting so hard since he was born, and he's so tiny.
Dear Anyone,
If you have any prayers to spare, Baby M could use them.
Much Thanks,
Lori
lakesailer_mi
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All my prayers....
fathom7
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Dear God:
Someone is in need and the results are uncertain. Let those who care understand the outcome whatever it is. The innocents of this world deserve to come to full fruition and this prayer is strictly for that allowance. Others beyond the innocent will be affected either way and their lives and hopes are just as important. Please, be kind. A friend has requested these entreaties to you and that alone deserves kind attention.
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Lorilei
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fathom7
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Thank you both.
Fathom, that's lovely.
No effort involved -- just a humble response to a simple request.
Thank you for the clarity. Now if you'll just send someone around to recycle the pile of these things I have received just this week -- I shall accede to your point.
Done!
Well done!
fathom7
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Dear God:
It's me again. Your workings are mysterious and I wanted to make sure I got through the first time. The pleasures of life can only be experienced by those who are allowed to live to the age of pleasure. This is as uch a wish as anything else -- a wish from a friend of mine as well as a host of others that you are hearing from. There are hearts and spirits potentially broken without understanding. Those hearts deserve better, as does the one innocent heart for whom this prayer is offered. Allow at least a compassionate choice to occur. Then, please, allow for one and all to know why the choice is made. Comfort all and disparage none.
It's me again. Your workings are mysterious and I wanted to make sure I got through the first time. The pleasures of life can only be experienced by those who are allowed to live to the age of pleasure. This is as uch a wish as anything else -- a wish from a friend of mine as well as a host of others that you are hearing from. There are hearts and spirits potentially broken without understanding. Those hearts deserve better, as does the one innocent heart for whom this prayer is offered. Allow at least a compassionate choice to occur. Then, please, allow for one and all to know why the choice is made. Comfort all and disparage none.
Lorilei
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Dear Hubby...
Yes i know you are anxious for me to get there, so you can be with me....but the longer i have to talk to you on the fucking phone is that much later I will get to you. Do you not understand it? How can I get everything done, daughter dropped off, get ready..if I'm on the fucking phone with you? Hmmm..answer me that one...and then you have the balls to get pissed when I say...hey, I need to go?
Your lovely wife
Yes i know you are anxious for me to get there, so you can be with me....but the longer i have to talk to you on the fucking phone is that much later I will get to you. Do you not understand it? How can I get everything done, daughter dropped off, get ready..if I'm on the fucking phone with you? Hmmm..answer me that one...and then you have the balls to get pissed when I say...hey, I need to go?
Your lovely wife
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Dear Summer,
As you slip from my day -- thank you for the most gorgeous last 3 months.
signed,
'I'm Going To Miss You' Me x
As you slip from my day -- thank you for the most gorgeous last 3 months.
signed,
'I'm Going To Miss You' Me x
availableslave2u
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dear ignorant husband,
your total lack of caring and not taking care of me since surgery just verifies that i've made the right decision. it's all about you. soon, you'll have all the time in the world for you, because i won't be here. i'm sick and tired (literally) of you.
signed,
hurting in more than one way
your total lack of caring and not taking care of me since surgery just verifies that i've made the right decision. it's all about you. soon, you'll have all the time in the world for you, because i won't be here. i'm sick and tired (literally) of you.
signed,
hurting in more than one way
alisonwunderlnd
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dear S
uugh...you annoy me
dear woe is me
go and fuck yourself
dear smarty pants
giggle...i wanna bite your strawberry
dear fuckwit
does your pony have more than one trick?
dear curly
playing bridge?
uugh...you annoy me
dear woe is me
go and fuck yourself
dear smarty pants
giggle...i wanna bite your strawberry
dear fuckwit
does your pony have more than one trick?
dear curly
playing bridge?
fathom7
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Dear IRS:
Ok you got me. The return I filed last year neglected one item from one company that I had put so far out of my mind for good reason that-- well I plain old forgot. Plus the bastards didn't send ME a W2 as they obviously did to you. So I am sure that the $1400 is going to the right place -- should I just make the check out to AIG or General Motors -- I mean why mess with the shuffling of funds when I can more directly impact the economy.
Your diligent efforts in tracking this down ( what two keystrokes? ) must have been exhausting. Like I said -- the money is already on its way -- straight to the folks who forced me back into my own business by hosing the whole global economy.
Yes rest assured that this year's return will be on time as usual and thanks to your efforts in supporting the previously mentioned hosers of the economy -- You get to send me money back this time. That is if you can get any of it back from those other folks. Maybe you can just mail me back the check I just sent and we can call it even.
Ok you got me. The return I filed last year neglected one item from one company that I had put so far out of my mind for good reason that-- well I plain old forgot. Plus the bastards didn't send ME a W2 as they obviously did to you. So I am sure that the $1400 is going to the right place -- should I just make the check out to AIG or General Motors -- I mean why mess with the shuffling of funds when I can more directly impact the economy.
Your diligent efforts in tracking this down ( what two keystrokes? ) must have been exhausting. Like I said -- the money is already on its way -- straight to the folks who forced me back into my own business by hosing the whole global economy.
Yes rest assured that this year's return will be on time as usual and thanks to your efforts in supporting the previously mentioned hosers of the economy -- You get to send me money back this time. That is if you can get any of it back from those other folks. Maybe you can just mail me back the check I just sent and we can call it even.
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