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Dear X,

I would be delighted to write to you, about whatever comes to mind. I know that it's been a quite a while and I truly miss our correspondence, as you always knew how to keep me on my toes and challenge my brain. Hopefully, our regular mental gymnastics will stave off any senescence for the foreseeable future.

I must say that I do enjoy being back at school again after so many years in the field. However, I tend to overwhelm my classmates with the breadth of my experience and the young ladies do tend to be somewhat shy around someone who is generally older than their fathers.

So, as you can see, I am suffering greatly from a dearth of stimulating conversation and long for the many hours we spent at our wits end, mentally jousting. If you ever find the time, do send me something tricky to puzzle over. That would truly make my day.

TTFN ...
 
Dear London Taxi Driver

It may surprise you to know that I actually know where my house is, in relation to St Pancras Station. I also know roughly how long it would take me to walk the distance. And I know how get from said station to said house. I didn't want to walk, it was raining, dark, cold and I had had a long day.

IF you want to select the journeys you take DON'T sit on a fucking cab rank. I don't care how long you had sat there. I don't care how long you would have to queue for another fare after dropping me off. Those are not my issues. And if you EVER talk to me like that again, I will take your badge number, and i WILL report you!!

Very pissed off customer!!!
 
Dear London Taxi Driver

It may surprise you to know that I actually know where my house is, in relation to St Pancras Station. I also know roughly how long it would take me to walk the distance. And I know how get from said station to said house. I didn't want to walk, it was raining, dark, cold and I had had a long day.

IF you want to select the journeys you take DON'T sit on a fucking cab rank. I don't care how long you had sat there. I don't care how long you would have to queue for another fare after dropping me off. Those are not my issues. And if you EVER talk to me like that again, I will take your badge number, and i WILL report you!!

Very pissed off customer!!!

you used the wrong accent.
 
Dear X,

Why do I still protect your feelings? Why am I putting my life on hold because I know that me moving on is going to hurt you? I have this great opportunity ahead of me, something that will actually get me two dozen steps closer to realizing my dream and yet I hesitate setting it in to motion because I realize that it will mean a visit to the courts and explaining why it will benefit our children with this move.

Why am I doing it, this protective bit? You certainly could care less about my feelings, about what your decisions do to me and to our children. It seems that as long as it makes you happy you're going to do it. And yet, here I am, pushing back my dream because it will hurt you.

The time to make a decision is drawing close. I'm going to have to do something about this and I have a feeling I'm going to do the proper thing for our children. I realize that it's going to hurt you to not see them as often but let's get serious, you don't focus on them anyway and they feel it.

Really wish you'd grow and be a proper man.

Me
 
Dear Loved Ones

I am blessed. Thank you.

Warts And All Baby Of The Family (they're not contagious honest :D) :heart:
 
Dear my new lit friend,


Your jokes make me smile and your words drive me crazy. I'm so glad I found an actual friend and i hope you never go away.
 
Dear summer,
"I know you gon’ miss me
For we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees
S dots with polo fleeces
Purple label shit with the logo secret
Gimme couple years, shit I might just sneak in
A couple words and like peaches and herb
We’ll be reunited and it feels so hood
Have the whole world saying "How you still so good ?""
 
Dear whoever,

i may be hot and you may want me but be sure to share me okay. There's plenty of me to go around for almost everyone on here. So please share and share alike :D.


SH
 
Dear X

i left u for a reason. and everytime i see u, i wonder why i didn't do it earlier. i look at u now and have no feelings left for u at all. u are now suspecting that i may be seeing someone because i visit my girlfriend's once a month and when u and i talk on the phone, i rush u off the phone. i don't wanna be with u, i don't wanna talk to u more than i have to. yes, we have a child, but i am no longer yours. my body, my heart, my soul are mine. they once were yours, but you trampled over them and ignored them. then u talked about decency. seriously, was it decent of u to come up missing? to come home high and paranoid? taking my debit card and wiping out the account? don't fucking talk to me about decency mother fucker. no i am not seeing or fucking anyone at this point in time, but if i am/was/do it's none of your fucking business. and earlier today when we talked and our cell reception was breaking up, i swear you called me a fucking whore. really!? i don't call you names to your face. i once called you a doofus and you went off on me. seriously...if u knew that i referred to u as fucknut, i can only imagine what you'd say or do. but that's the point. u are still hanging on, wanting what we had, what u fucked up and threw away. i waited for you, tried everything to get you to realize you were breaking my heart. but now i don't fucking need you. i am finally becoming "me" again. i can't believe how much of myself i gave up and ignored because of you. and now you're still being a selfish prick, not wanting me to move on and find happiness or sex with another person. and when i do move on whether it's a boyfriend, a fuckbuddy or whomever, it's my fucking business, my body, my problem...not yours. you had many chances...and now it's too late. i would tell u to kiss my ass, but i really don' want you that close to me ever again :D
 
Dear X

i left u for a reason. and everytime i see u, i wonder why i didn't do it earlier. i look at u now and have no feelings left for u at all. u are now suspecting that i may be seeing someone because i visit my girlfriend's once a month and when u and i talk on the phone, i rush u off the phone. i don't wanna be with u, i don't wanna talk to u more than i have to. yes, we have a child, but i am no longer yours. my body, my heart, my soul are mine. they once were yours, but you trampled over them and ignored them. then u talked about decency. seriously, was it decent of u to come up missing? to come home high and paranoid? taking my debit card and wiping out the account? don't fucking talk to me about decency mother fucker. no i am not seeing or fucking anyone at this point in time, but if i am/was/do it's none of your fucking business. and earlier today when we talked and our cell reception was breaking up, i swear you called me a fucking whore. really!? i don't call you names to your face. i once called you a doofus and you went off on me. seriously...if u knew that i referred to u as fucknut, i can only imagine what you'd say or do. but that's the point. u are still hanging on, wanting what we had, what u fucked up and threw away. i waited for you, tried everything to get you to realize you were breaking my heart. but now i don't fucking need you. i am finally becoming "me" again. i can't believe how much of myself i gave up and ignored because of you. and now you're still being a selfish prick, not wanting me to move on and find happiness or sex with another person. and when i do move on whether it's a boyfriend, a fuckbuddy or whomever, it's my fucking business, my body, my problem...not yours. you had many chances...and now it's too late. i would tell u to kiss my ass, but i really don' want you that close to me ever again :D

Don't know the sitch, but flirty girl - this is for you: *standing ovation*
 
Dear posters that have cock avatars

A few of us are sick of cock avatars. I am sick enough of them and other graphic avatars that I have a huge ignore list.

Do any of you read my signature? "If your avatar is a graphic picture, more than likely I have added you to my ignore list. "

Do I need to change it to "If your cock is in your AV than I have you on ignore"?
 
Dear posters that have cock avatars

A few of us are sick of cock avatars. I am sick enough of them and other graphic avatars that I have a huge ignore list.

Do any of you read my signature? "If your avatar is a graphic picture, more than likely I have added you to my ignore list. "

Do I need to change it to "If your cock is in your AV than I have you on ignore"?

I agree with Tawny on this one; I'd like to add close ups of vagina's as well. It's not that I don't like them, I do and TT's panties write out my thought on the matter, but leave something to the imagination :)
 
I agree with Tawny on this one; I'd like to add close ups of vagina's as well. It's not that I don't like them, I do and TT's panties write out my thought on the matter, but leave something to the imagination :)

I have some females on ignore too.
 
Dear posters that have cock avatars

A few of us are sick of cock avatars. I am sick enough of them and other graphic avatars that I have a huge ignore list.

Do any of you read my signature? "If your avatar is a graphic picture, more than likely I have added you to my ignore list. "

Do I need to change it to "If your cock is in your AV than I have you on ignore"?

Dear TT,

What would you prefer to see in a avatar?

Pedicur8her ...
 
Maybe if those with cock pics for avatars realized the reason they get so few responses to their posts is because so many people have them on iggy, they might change them.
 
Dear X

It was great spending the night out with you, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat.


Me
 
Dear Dad,

I wish you would have gotten to go there yourself before it was too late. I can't do anything about that, but I can at least promise you that I will never take for granted the opportunities I have that you never got. I'll be thinking of you the whole time.

Miss you,
Miles
 
Dear Mr. President:
I just finished watching your remarks and Q&A at the Republican House Members Retreat in Baltimore. This was the first time since your campaign that I saw the spark of what those who voted for you were voting for. It sounded a lot like you wanted to set aside the politics as usual approach and try to get things done and you challenged the opposition to do the same. Bravo. If this is a new beginning where both parties can work on things rather than work on what names to call one another while seeing how to get their specific agenda rammed through -- then Hallelujah -- the times they finally are a-changin'. We shall see. Regardless -- thank you for this small ray of hope that has also caught the media totally off-guard in terms of how to interpret this performance.

Sincerely -- a Constituency of 1.
 
Dear Wobble Belly,

I would appreciate it if you made yourself scarce for the next few hours, as I'm not sure I can concentrate on sticking my boobs out and sucking you in all at once and that's really the only way we're not going to bust out of this dress.

Be nice and tonight I'll let you out of the granny panties.

Hell be extra nice and we might even get breakfast in bed tomorrow.

Hey!

I saw that wobble!

Last one you hear me!?!

Lovingly your tucker-innerer,
Me.
 
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Dear Voicemail Leaving Man 'O Mine...

Do you know how much I appreciate your thoughtful, sweet, loving gestures. You could give lessons on pitching woo. :heart:

~Yours (who is sitting her grinning and very happy)
 
Dear Sexy Sleeping Lister,
I'm wide awake, up and thinking of you---;)
Bright eyed and Bushy tailed Lister.
 
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