kendra1980
book writing :)
- Joined
- Jun 18, 2006
- Posts
- 61,428
Dear Lorilei,
This is one of my favorite threads to read.
This is one of my favorite threads to read.
Dear X
- Thread starter Lorilei
- Start date
- Status
Lorilei
asexual prude
- Joined
- Nov 4, 2007
- Posts
- 24,731
alisonwunderlnd
pink cupcake princess
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2006
- Posts
- 23,344
Dear YOU
me thinks you may be superman
fly your arse over here and rescue me
me thinks you may be superman
fly your arse over here and rescue me
Lorilei
asexual prude
- Joined
- Nov 4, 2007
- Posts
- 24,731
Dear Oman,
My face is bright red right now. Thank you, sweet man, but I promise you, I'm nothing special! Love,
Lorilei
alisonwunderlnd
pink cupcake princess
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2006
- Posts
- 23,344
Dear new doctor who
i dont like you
i dont like you
kendra1980
book writing :)
- Joined
- Jun 18, 2006
- Posts
- 61,428
Dear Man Out Doing Errands,
Doesn't matter what we talk about you always leave me with a smile (even if it is sometimes through happy tears).
*I so knew that wasn't a basketball...just sayin*
I love you.
~she who loves you ... MUCH.
Doesn't matter what we talk about you always leave me with a smile (even if it is sometimes through happy tears).
*I so knew that wasn't a basketball...just sayin*
I love you.
~she who loves you ... MUCH.
omahaman2
Here's your sign
- Joined
- Nov 16, 2001
- Posts
- 18,171
Dear Oman,
Love,
Lorilei
Dear poster above,
Stop saying and believing that!! The playgrounders think and know otherwise!
I mean
http://www.amiright.com/album-covers/images/album-Elvis-Presley-50000000-Elvis-Fans-Cant-Be-Wrong-Vol-2.jpg
Pinktacokitty
Longhorn Dyme
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2008
- Posts
- 20,417
Dear Hotsexyguy.....
I know you wandered into our office by mistake, but that does not mean you could not have asked me to lunch, you had ample time......So why didn't you......
Sincerely.... having lunch at my desk.....
I know you wandered into our office by mistake, but that does not mean you could not have asked me to lunch, you had ample time......So why didn't you......
Sincerely.... having lunch at my desk.....
bisolom
A Nice Guy
- Joined
- Apr 27, 2009
- Posts
- 4,640
G
GoodOmen
Guest
Dear Gym Manager,
When it's 100+ outside, you should turn the AC a little cooler.
Regards,
scorched weightlifter
When it's 100+ outside, you should turn the AC a little cooler.
Regards,
scorched weightlifter
alisonwunderlnd
pink cupcake princess
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2006
- Posts
- 23,344
husky4life
Dawgy style
- Joined
- Feb 16, 2009
- Posts
- 2,685
Dear_________
Why is it that I have to Pm first to start the conversation?
Sincerely,
Confused Lister
Why is it that I have to Pm first to start the conversation?
Sincerely,
Confused Lister
goodgirl79
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2001
- Posts
- 1,697
Dear Mother,
It pains me to say this, but I feel as though you could give a shit less about me. I know that I'm almost 30-but sometimes it's still nice to have a mom. I'm fed up with having to make excuses to the rest of the family and my friends about your continued disregard for my feelings. Yes I'm a tough girl-but just this once it would have been nice for you to pretend to be interested in my life and actually be there for me. You were never there for me-and you're still not.
People applaud you for raising such a wonderful daughter-but we both know thats a lie. Squeezing out a baby and raising a child are two entirely different things. Leaving your 9 year old to raise your two younger children so you can work and party is not responsible parenting. Additionally, subjecting your children to a man who beats you-and later your daughter, (when you've taken off in your car-because you're afraid) is also not what I'd call stellar parenting. Every unfortunate circumstance in your life is because of a choice YOU'VE made. What you fail to realize, is that every bad decision you've ever made impacted your children.
Climb down from your fucking cross and be a parent-you piece of shit.
I'm not setting myself up to be hurt by you, anymore-you are an atomic bomb to my feelings...consider yourself disowned.
Your used-to-be daughter
It pains me to say this, but I feel as though you could give a shit less about me. I know that I'm almost 30-but sometimes it's still nice to have a mom. I'm fed up with having to make excuses to the rest of the family and my friends about your continued disregard for my feelings. Yes I'm a tough girl-but just this once it would have been nice for you to pretend to be interested in my life and actually be there for me. You were never there for me-and you're still not.
People applaud you for raising such a wonderful daughter-but we both know thats a lie. Squeezing out a baby and raising a child are two entirely different things. Leaving your 9 year old to raise your two younger children so you can work and party is not responsible parenting. Additionally, subjecting your children to a man who beats you-and later your daughter, (when you've taken off in your car-because you're afraid) is also not what I'd call stellar parenting. Every unfortunate circumstance in your life is because of a choice YOU'VE made. What you fail to realize, is that every bad decision you've ever made impacted your children.
Climb down from your fucking cross and be a parent-you piece of shit.
I'm not setting myself up to be hurt by you, anymore-you are an atomic bomb to my feelings...consider yourself disowned.
Your used-to-be daughter
Pinktacokitty
Longhorn Dyme
- Joined
- Jan 29, 2008
- Posts
- 20,417
Dear.... North Texas Tollway Authority
You asses, raising the toll rates during a down economy....I understand we get the best roads and the police usually are too busy eating donuts to stop us from going over the speed limit...The increase is going to cost me about one visit to Victoria Secret a month, I hope you are happy I may have to go commando all because of you fine folks....
Sincerely....broke and pantyless PTK....
You asses, raising the toll rates during a down economy....I understand we get the best roads and the police usually are too busy eating donuts to stop us from going over the speed limit...The increase is going to cost me about one visit to Victoria Secret a month, I hope you are happy I may have to go commando all because of you fine folks....
Sincerely....broke and pantyless PTK....
CMsPrincess
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Mar 4, 2009
- Posts
- 699
Dear X
I'm so glad I don't have to see your face for three days. You seriously need to get some help buddy..
Signed,
disgruntled co-worker
I'm so glad I don't have to see your face for three days. You seriously need to get some help buddy..
Signed,
disgruntled co-worker
MollyDolly
50 Shades of Cray
- Joined
- Nov 4, 2007
- Posts
- 37,681
Dear Favourite Roommate from College,
I miss you terribly! It's been so nice emailing back and forth to catch up! I'm seriously considering coming out to stay with you and your hubby, also a favourite roommate from college, instead of visiting my friends back home because it's been way too long since we've crafted together, watched movies, and gotten late-night drive through. I don't know if you know this, but you made my college years so much better than they ever would have been without you. I love you
"No Love,"
The Girl Without a Nickname
I miss you terribly! It's been so nice emailing back and forth to catch up! I'm seriously considering coming out to stay with you and your hubby, also a favourite roommate from college, instead of visiting my friends back home because it's been way too long since we've crafted together, watched movies, and gotten late-night drive through. I don't know if you know this, but you made my college years so much better than they ever would have been without you. I love you
"No Love,"
The Girl Without a Nickname
husky4life
Dawgy style
- Joined
- Feb 16, 2009
- Posts
- 2,685
Dear waitresses at Applebees
Yall are looken really good . . . . whew!
Sincerely,
Happy customer
Yall are looken really good . . . . whew!
Sincerely,
Happy customer
Donkeepuncher
Criminals Beware........
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2009
- Posts
- 2,878
Dear Robert DeNiro,
You used to be in such good movies. What happened?
-DP
You used to be in such good movies. What happened?
-DP
ms_intrigue
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 13, 2008
- Posts
- 515
........
Last edited:
Daizie
Fallen Angel
- Joined
- Sep 11, 2006
- Posts
- 22,077
Dear Chocolate Brownie,
I know I had no business eating you. But you looked so good just sitting there. My evil sweet tooth kept coercing me. What could I do? I was weak, so I succumbed to your fudginess and ate you in one sitting. I hate myself for having no willpower.
~Brownie Slave
I know I had no business eating you. But you looked so good just sitting there. My evil sweet tooth kept coercing me. What could I do? I was weak, so I succumbed to your fudginess and ate you in one sitting. I hate myself for having no willpower.
~Brownie Slave
imnauti
Ready to go topless!
- Joined
- Sep 25, 2008
- Posts
- 9,636
would this be ok to really send?
Dear Guy who got lucky last weekend and wants to do it again,
I have complained about guys who have disappeared in the past..... so I suppose it would suck if I did the same thing. I appreciate the thought, but I don't think so.
I'd like to thank you for breaking that 10 month slump I was having. It felt really good to be 'back in the saddle' again, but just not spectacular enough to make me want to do it again. Can we just put it down to a lovely afternoon and leave it at that?
Wishing you the best!
Dear Guy who got lucky last weekend and wants to do it again,
I have complained about guys who have disappeared in the past..... so I suppose it would suck if I did the same thing. I appreciate the thought, but I don't think so.
I'd like to thank you for breaking that 10 month slump I was having. It felt really good to be 'back in the saddle' again, but just not spectacular enough to make me want to do it again. Can we just put it down to a lovely afternoon and leave it at that?
Wishing you the best!
- Status
Similar threads
