Dear X

[bisolom]

Dear universe...

Cut me some fucking slack, will ya? When is it going to be my turn?
You've got me sounding like a whining fuckin' baby! I fuckin' hate that!

Just give me one thing that I need. Just one. Is that asking for too damned much?
You owe me, motherfucker!

Cordially,
ME

P.S. Where the fuck is all this good karma I've supposedly been building up?

 

[availableslave2u]

Dear universe...

Cut me some fucking slack, will ya? When is it going to be my turn?
You've got me sounding like a whining fuckin' baby! I fuckin' hate that!

Just give me one thing that I need. Just one. Is that asking for too damned much?
You owe me, motherfucker!

Cordially,
ME

P.S. Where the fuck is all this good karma I've supposedly been building up?

dear charm school,
i think bisolom missed the days that you discussed swearing. you may want to have a refresher course.
sincerely yours,
giggling while i run out the door litster

(hope your day gets better bisolom)

 

[niv78]

Dear David Yates,

Die in a fucking fire for that shitastic movie you made.

Sincerely,
Niv

 

[bisolom]

dear charm school,
i think bisolom missed the days that you discussed swearing. you may want to have a refresher course.
sincerely yours,
giggling while i run out the door litster

(hope your day gets better bisolom)

Sorry, I missed a couple of days at charm school due to a fuckin' cold. Ooops, sorry...I did it again.
I have other fine qualities as well.

Did ya ever have on of those days when EVERYTHING went wrong?
I sure hope tomorrow is better.

 

[availableslave2u]

Sorry, I missed a couple of days at charm school due to a fuckin' cold. Ooops, sorry...I did it again.
I have other fine qualities as well.

Did ya ever have on of those days when EVERYTHING went wrong?
I sure hope tomorrow is better.

dear world,
quit pooping on bisolom. that's an order. shape up and fly right. or else.
signed,
she who must be obeyed

 

[bisolom]

dear world,
quit pooping on bisolom. that's an order. shape up and fly right. or else.
signed,
she who must be obeyed

If that does it, I owe you big time!

Showering to wash off all the shit guy.

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Mr I-Want-To-Get-There-Quicker-Than-Everyone-Else-Wanker

In a queue of traffic your beeping was irritating (and not just to me), at the roundabout your finger gesturing kinda pissed me off, at the traffic lights you getting out of your car, verbally abusing me and then grabbing my arm through the open window kinda left me in shock.

Had I cut you up? No
Had I done anything to deserve this? No

Yours
So-Angry-But-Also-With-A-Pic-Of-Your-Reg-And-Reporting-You-For-Assault

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Mr I-Want-To-Get-There-Quicker-Than-Everyone-Else-Wanker

In a queue of traffic your beeping was irritating (and not just to me), at the roundabout your finger gesturing kinda pissed me off, at the traffic lights you getting out of your car, verbally abusing me and then grabbing my arm through the open window kinda left me in shock.

Had I cut you up? No
Had I done anything to deserve this? No

Yours
So-Angry-But-Also-With-A-Pic-Of-Your-Reg-And-Reporting-You-For-Assault

Dear Morri,

Holy crap! Are you ok?

Love,
Me

 

[kairotic]

Dear Morri,

Holy crap! Are you ok?

Love,
Me

Seconded! Are you all right?

 

[Inrhapsody]

Dear Mr I-Want-To-Get-There-Quicker-Than-Everyone-Else-Wanker

In a queue of traffic your beeping was irritating (and not just to me), at the roundabout your finger gesturing kinda pissed me off, at the traffic lights you getting out of your car, verbally abusing me and then grabbing my arm through the open window kinda left me in shock.

Had I cut you up? No
Had I done anything to deserve this? No

Yours
So-Angry-But-Also-With-A-Pic-Of-Your-Reg-And-Reporting-You-For-Assault

OMG..Morri...report his ass. I hope you are okay.

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Morri,

Holy crap! Are you ok?

Love,
Me

Thank you hon, I'm fine, more shocked than anything *sigh*

Seconded! Are you all right?

Yes, thank you

OMG..Morri...report his ass. I hope you are okay.

Oh yep his ass has been reported. And I think I may wander off and find a huge glass of brandy..............just for the shock

 

[husky4life]

Glad you are ok Morrie!

 

[Morrigu]

Glad you are ok Morrie!

Thanks hon

 

[MSH2]

Dear idiot turning over the engine outside the window

It didnt start the first thirty or so times you turned the key. And when you came back half an hour later and tried............. well it wouldnt start then either. Not the first time, not now, the........... twentieth? time you;ve tried. I admire your persistence, however, There comes a point when you have to add in a little realism and admit defeat. Fuck you can use my phone to call your fucking breakdown service if it'll help. Its becoming a fraction annoying now.

Kthanxbi

Yours in frustration,

Me

 

[MSH2]

Dear person who just PMed me to call me a conceited prick



Does the word Irony mean anything to you beyond "Kinda like iron?"

Kind regards,

Me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear person who just PMed me to call me a conceited prick



Does the word Irony mean anything to you beyond "Kinda like iron?"

Kind regards,

Me

Dear Person who Just PM'd MSH2...

are you smoking crack

 

[NattyBumppo]

Dear person who just PMed me to call me a conceited prick



Does the word Irony mean anything to you beyond "Kinda like iron?"

Kind regards,

Me

Dear Person Who Just PM'd MSH2and Called Him a Conceited Prick,

Boy, do you have a lot to learn about the term conceited prick. There are far more likely candidates for that title that MSH2 at Lit.

More Likely Than MSH2 to be a Conceited Prick Litster

 

[omahaman2]

Dear missouri state patrol officer.
Thanks for passing me and leaving me in peace!Thanks for not flicking that button that turns on those terrible lights!

Your driving the limit seat belton litser

 

[mwmnpa]

Dear Person Who Just PMd MSH2 and Called Him a Conceited Prick,



What Natty said.

Narcissistic Me

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear MSH2

Don't feel bad about being called an conceited prick, just means you got to the person that called you that...For that brief moment in time you got under his/her skin, at that second you owned them....



Sincerely ...looking on the bright side .....

 

[GoodOmen]

Dear bored with tv girly,
You didn't have a problem watching baseball on tv when the Horns were in the CWS, now, did ya?
Hook 'em,
Tired of seeing the NL lose All Star games.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear bored with tv girly,
You didn't have a problem watching baseball on tv when the Horns were in the CWS, now, did ya?
Hook 'em,
Tired of seeing the NL lose All Star games.

Dear Tired of seeing the NL lose All Star games....

lmfao..........


Sincerely ...lmfao Ptk...

 

[Lorilei]

Dear X,

This all sucks big fat hairy flea-ridden donkey ballls.

For a long time. Enthusiastically.

And I don't even mean that in a good way.

Srsly,
Me

 

[Natalya555]

dear ex,

are you seriously so stupid to think you could just walk up to my father and speak to him?!? my whole family has threatened to kill you! thankfully i changed my number so you would stop getting drunk and calling me crying! for god sakes you punched a window in my fuckin face! and now you think that because it has been well over 2 years that we all the sudden are okay with you? well were not! you still have men from different countries who want your fuckin head and your lucky my father didnt let them fucking kill you..well because if this was the ukraine...and not america..only god knows where you would be. i cant believe the fucking balls you have.. DUMBASS thankfully my father shut u down ahahhaha have a good life you insane abusive prick who will never be anything more than a drug addict freak. and im glad u found a girlfriend dumb enough to take you drug addict abusive shit. i told u one time motherfucker...hit/punch/abuse me one time and its ur ass..guess you thought i was kidding. well im wasnt! so fuck off u burger king worker..i hope u finally have it ur way!

me.

ps. u dont get a sincerly because ur not worth it...fuck nut

 

[CelticFlame]

Dear Fucktard Sister in Law-

Your husband works like a dog to give you your lavish life style. You lost your house because you spent all the money on drugs and booze instead of bills. You impose yourself and your family on our sick mother in law. You refuse to work because you are too good for that. That is all bad enough.

Now you make your poor husband come to me for money. Okay, I will give my brother in law & my nephews the money because I love them and would never say no to their needs.

BUT, the next time you come begging for money it would probably be a good idea if you had not just had your hair done, acrylic nails put on and stop blabbing about your new Blackberry

Get a fucking job you worthless piece of shit bitch.

signed,

your "Not so Loving" Sister in Law who works for a living