Dear X

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear double K
thank you
thank you
thank you
you may be the only nomal person Ive ever been friends with,,,lol
you are a lovely lady

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

Dear X,

If you are going to ask me a question then at least do me the courtesy of listeing to the fucking answer. Godalmighty you are really driving me mental

Yours sincerely,
Me

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Boss,

Can you bugger off back to Wrexham so I can have a proper lunch break and leave on time for the first time this week?

Yours,

LM.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Ex
You are an ex for a reason. Can you please stop texting me? Thank you.
Your Ex

 

[GoodOmen]

Dear Muse,
I'm searching for you. The world is missing out right now because I'm uninspired.
With love and lust,
The man with the empty pen.

 

[jabez]

dear ex,
just one last fuck for old time's sake?....

what? yes?....

alright!....

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear sushi
please roll into my house
bring sake
and extra wasabi please
I have chopsticks

 

[jabez]

dear everyone,
there's....
a....
sketer on me peter, wack it off!
....

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear News Media.....

He was not the only human to pass away recently, get off of it.......


Respectfully I am tired of MJ news accounts.......

 

[husky4life]

Dear News Media.....

He was not the only human to pass away recently, get off of it.......


Respectfully I am tired of MJ news accounts.......

Thank you . . . and DITTO!

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear News Media........


Sara Palin has as much chance as I do of becoming President of USA......



Respectfully.... thank you for leavin SP...........

 

[GoodOmen]

Dear News Media,
Just because someone twitters something, that 1) doesn't make it true, and 2) doesn't make it news.
Sincerely,
A fan of fact checking.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear local Dallas media........

If I was a guy and my GF gave me a 100,000 boat I would go boating with her too.....


Love, lay the fuck off TR........

 

[Fred_Bloggs]

Dear Boss, it's ok, I know you're not gay, cos you never kiss me before you shaft me!!

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Duvet,

You wrap sleep, so my eyelids flutter against nothing. Tis not sure that's fair.

You're Duvet wrestle opponent

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Doc~

Yes I know why my chest hurts. Yes I know I'm under too much stress. Yes I know I need more tests done.

But do tell... how *exactly* do I reduce my stress level when I work 50 hours a week as the primary breadwinner then come home to be the nurse, maid, cook, and caregiver to he who sits in the dark house all day... after all, I've been doing this for 18 months with no help so I should be used to it, right?

Right...???

Signed,
Apparently not allowed to be exhausted, upset, and wanting time to herself

 

[availableslave2u]

dear television remote control,
i'm tired of playing this hide and seek game. it's time you came out of hiding. seriously, how long do you think you can make me look? have i mentioned that i'm getting pissed off that i can't find you?
not watching tv now

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Dear Boss
I like you buckets and you are hot as hell, but if you don't do something about your fucking assistant, I'm leaving.
You don't think I know, but I know you'd miss these legs.

-C
P.S. though, if I did leave, no conflict of interest....

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Warden,

No, means NO, ass hole.

 

[rainbowgirl1028]

dear cat,
I hate how you bite people every time they try to pet you; will you ever learn that's not cool? probably not, so just know you're the reason I'm not a cat fan, bitch! oh yeah, please stop meowing constantly; it's driving me fucking batty!!
love,
me.

 

[omahaman2]

Dear former neighbors.

I noticed you moved out!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw6H3crLzpg

The whole neighborhood

 

[kendra1980]

dear cat,
I hate how you bite people every time they try to pet you; will you ever learn that's not cool? probably not, so just know you're the reason I'm not a cat fan, bitch! oh yeah, please stop meowing constantly; it's driving me fucking batty!!
love,
me.

I feel your pain...literally. What kind of cat is it, besides a biting one

 

[availableslave2u]

dear bailey's bottle,
why didn't you tell me you were almost empty?
me

 

[availableslave2u]

dear bitch sister of mine,
if you don't like the way mom watches your son, then hire someone and pay for someone to watch him. she took a day off of work to watch your kid and you're going to bitch at her for letting him have a sip of pop. get real sister. you are such an ungrateful self centered bitch you make me sick.
your pissed off sister

 

[omahaman2]

dear bailey's bottle,
why didn't you tell me you were almost empty?
me

http://robahern.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/baileys.jpg