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Dear Slow Poke.....

I pay to speed on the tollway please move out of my way.....



Love....zoom zoom.......
 
Dear Right Boob,

I wish you were the same size and shape as my left one.

Alas, you are not. And so, LB will continue to be my favorite.

Love,
Your Body
 
Dear Amused Posters,

If you mean me, then I am quite pleased that my hostess's gross deformity entertains you!

;)

Love,

Lor's Favorite Bewb :D


Dear Lor's favorite bewb,
stop it! it's not a gross deformity. it's common.

edited to delete the tmi

signed
talks too much
 
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Dear Full Moon,

You look beautiful up there in the night sky. No wonder Sting wrote a song for you.

Sister moon will be my guide
In your blue blue shadows I would hide
All good people asleep tonight
Im all by myself in your silver light
I would gaze at your face the whole night through
Id go out of my mind, but for you

Lying in a mothers arms
The primal root of a womans charms
Im a stranger to the sun
My eyes are too weak
How cold is a heart
When its warmth that he seeks?
You watch every night, you dont care what I do
Id go out of my mind, but for you
Id go out of my mind, but for you

My mistress eyes are nothing like the sun
My hunger for her explains everything Ive done
To howl at the moon the whole night through
And they really dont care if I do
Id go out of my mind, but for you.


Love,
Earth-bound Daizie
 
Dear PinkTacoKitty

Damn you, even your back is sexy

Lustfully,
VI
 
Dear Amused Posters,

If you mean me, then I am quite pleased that my hostess's gross deformity entertains you!

;)

Love,

Lor's Favorite Bewb :D

Dear fearless leader,

I'm sure both boobs are sexy.

love,
boob lovr
 
dear sleep,
must you elude me? why when i try to count sheep do you make them jump really really fast? why don't you realize that i'm exhausted and let me turn my brain off? what's the deal? if you'll tell me what you want, i'll work with you.
sleep deprived
 
Dear Shoe Thread,

I sowwy I've been AWOL. It's not that I don't love you, it's that I love you too much.

I thought some time apart would do us both good.

But be damned to society and their judgmental ways about our co-dependence.

I'm coming back for you!!!!!!!!
 
Dear Ortho Evra


Thank You, Thank You, Thank You........



Love....... a devoted user........
 
Dear Couch

Should I resist the urge to snuggle down on top of you with my freshly laundered pillow and my favourite pink blankie or should I just give into the temptation and drift off to sleep after some lazy sensual me time?

Undecided Couch Dweller
 
Dear P
you are my best fucking friend
but sometimes I do so wanna throttle you
STOP IT!!lol
i still luffs u
 
Dear lower back,
STOP HURTING ME!!!! Oh sorry to yell...Please stop hurting me.
me
 
Dear Atmosphere,
Please give us some rain. We've been good. I promise. The aquifers and the grass and the trees need your help. Also, if it's not too much to ask, some temps in the mid-90s would be great, too. I'd settle for rain, though.
Love,
Parched in Texas.
 
Dear Brain,

Don't you know I'm horny and need to find release when they're gone? Why do you need to be the wrench in the works. Now I'll need to wait for days to get another chance like I just had. Thanks a lot.

Walking Funny
 
Dear X,

Yes you have. You may choose not to remember or acknowledge it, but you surely did once upon a time. I don't want to take that away.

Me
 
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